why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

ok, if my calculations are correct, withholding brownie's money should add...around 4 million dollars to the total pool

A thousandth of an inch is a derived unit of length in an inch-based system of units. Equal to 0.001 inches, it is normally referred to as a thou /ˈθaʊ/, a thousandth, or a mil.

doesn't seem that great a plan after all

once upon a time, there was a monetary unit equal to a tenth of a penny, called a mil.

all we need to really do now is wait for the powerball to reach one quadrillion and that plan is totally actionable. if nobody picks the right number, that should be doable by 3516.

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huh

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Bavid Dowie

xp everyone in america would buy one breakfast and then kill someone with it

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if every American received 4 dollars then buying one breakfast would be possible. not willing to live in that kind of America.

― brownie, Monday, 11 January 2016 19:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

smdh

Everyone in America rushing to buy their four dollars worth of breakfast before the inevitable breakfast inflation that would occur as a result of everyone in America having four dollars to spend on a finite amount of breakfast would lead to scenes of considerable panic and almost certainly widespread outbreaks of violence.

Once it becomes apparent that the unfastbroken police force is woefully inadequate in addressing the issues presented by the nationwide hordes ravenous, the national guard are called in. The national guard are queueing at Denny's. The army? The army have gotten a hot tip from their network of quartermasters that the only bacon that's gonna be left in what remains of the one nation that was under God until approximately 7:02 this morning is stockpiled in military mess pantries- they're locking that shit down and aren't coming out this side of armageddon.

8am central time and the domino effect has already ensured that the bunkers are filled with the best and the brightest and the final units of cinnamon crunch to be found on the continental US. rumours abound in the (now underground) corridors of power that Hawaii has stockpiles long set aside for just such an eventuality, but attempts to reach the navy are futile. They've en masse mutinied and are converging on Belfast, having placed the largest advance order of ulster fry in history.

The airforce don't really eat breakfast as a rule, but seem content to watch everything crash and burn, in a dont-give-a-fuck-we're-the-airforce kind of way.

But yeah. Yeah, comrade brownie. You go ahead, buy everyone a breakfast. It's a free country, right? RIGHT?

I'm spending my $4 on crack

lost me at belfast

"Disinfect doorknobs"?

Fuckin Mickey D's breakfast w/ OJ costs like $6.50 now. $4 can't even buy breakfast, thanks Obama.

man, just when i think i might as well unbookmark this thread because what can really be left to mine after all this time, thread delivers.

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yeah, fuck other people.

This macro makes feel much better about all those times I whipped it out at Wal-Mart.

lol

Comments under that chores one were terrifying

And as to these 'don't ever feel bad about other people' ones ... what seems to be going on there is a grasping for a solution to a bad situation between people, but which would inevitably just cause its own bad situation. In other words for every 'don't feel bad about making other people unhappy' there's inevitably another one saying 'some people don't feel bad about making you unhappy'

and hence the universe is balanced once more

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''idillionaire''

they see me rollin (late night for nothing)
they hatin

phone calls are so "corny"

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it begins

So, when you pay for music the makers die?

was gonna post that one last night

like the cunts that make memes like that didn't used to put MJ in the "enemies" tier

don't think there's artist who will not be conscripted to the 'when music was REAL' side eventually

we paid for music and we got this

https://www.singer22.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/NSYNC+PNG.png

you don't want to pay and u get

http://cdn2.pitchfork.com/tracks/13075/homepage_large.938ae5db.jpg

We taped music fyi

i was trying really hard to kill music via taping it but it didn't work

is that... Father John Misty?

Sure is. Right after one of his trademark spin moves into a chair.

he looks like he owes back rent to someone

You don't want to pay, so you get this..
http://www.slsknet.org/news/sites/default/files/slsk_bird.jpg

I can very easily imagine the clickhole version of this.

can someone redo it but with all 60s/70s serial killers at the top

they don't have to be musicians but charles manson works

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Mmmmkay...

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Cheaper?

This whole thread could be populated by the dribblings of this Wolfe fuckwit.

ugh, this variant has been popping up all over my FB feed:

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Already linked upthread. But yeah, it doesn't make sense on so many levels!

So nice of the artists on the bottom of that image to put their work out there without getting paid anything.

I like how it suggests that people in the past chose to pay for music out of some sort of moral obligation as if they had any other choice back then.

my version would be the top pictures are neil young vinyl box sets, the bottom pictures a screen cap of my spotify streaming of the same album