A Box of __________ Shipped to Your House Each Month

A Box of Escape Yourself Shipped to Your House Each Month

Something tells me this thread will get stranger as the year drones on

god help me i signed up for home chef

The smile emoticon prior to the bullet points in that Floydshelf pitch.

I just feel like the "I move every year" demographic is not the "$435 bedframe plz" demographic. I mean I'm a stable professional family man and we still sleep on a simple captains bedframe we got for around $75 off craigslist. And that shit has DRAWERS motherfucker, technology these Floyd folk are still decades away from developing.

You could move a lot and get a new shitty coffee table (with the actual table table) from the nearest op-shop or w/e each time before you'd hit $179.

The clamping furniture is a solid idea, if you could buy it for 1/5th the price at Lowe's and pick out some wood to stain while you're there.

tbh, people moving yearly or bi-yearly should be encouraged to not try to keep up w/ western norms while doing that. Fuck it, get a couple of real Japanese futons, some tatami mats and just live on the floor.

Yeah I'm actually surprised I couldn't easily find (through google) a similar, cheaper version. Shouldn't be much more expensive than any other set of metal table legs. Someone will probably get on that soon.

Also with all the effort of finding a piece of wood to use you could probably just as easily find a trash-pickable coffee table.

well you could go to your neighborhood hardware store, but watch out, they might try to upsell you on brackets and clamps, made redundant by your astute long-term investments from the Floyd people.

okay the Floyd website is hilarious

they're very nice-looking overpriced clamps

http://slurmed.com/fanart/paul/321_clamps.gif

L-R: Floyd, customers

god help me i signed up for home chef

― qualx, Sunday, January 10, 2016 8:57 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

everyone is supposed to be shaming me for this

my first box comes in a week i can't wait

looks expensive but tasty, please report back

I had a co-worker who did Blue Apron. Single, 30s, lived alone. Every day or couple of days he'd bring in the sad, snapwared leftovers from the prior night's wasabi sea bass or whatever it was.

mmmm wasabi sea bass

been curious about this but don't live/work in fidi:
http://ny.eater.com/2015/4/28/8506595/maple-food-delivery-nyc-david-chang

Basically it's gourmet seamless with no middleman, or I guess really just a fancy but reasonably priced all-delivery restaurant. I had an idea sort of like this once, thinking that you could probably do really good delivery at reasonable prices if you could keep costs down by only having a kitchen and not a storefront (you would probably get a big break on real estate by not needing a visible storefront property or space for tables). I figured internet makes that possible in a way it wasn't before. But I am not David Chang or a person with money to invest in a restaurant.

grim irony that a just-in-time service like that only works in an area that's also dense enough that it could provide a take-out meal of similar quality within a short walk

Maybe. Not sure you could get something quite that (presumably) good for $12/lunch or $15/dinner in a lot of places in Manhattan (most of which, granted, don't yet have Maple either). There is a place by my midtown office that does sort of an upscale version of deli/steam table, good organic ingredients, etc., and you can get a pretty good dinner there for around $12-15.

Probably will succeed because of David Chang's name attached.

god help me i signed up for home chef

― qualx, Sunday, January 10, 2016 8:57 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a high school friend founded this company. I get Blue Apron, though, because home chef does not deliver to the west coast. it's a great way to force yourself to cook new things. The recipes are also generally solid from these services because so many people are forced to follow them.

looks expensive but tasty, please report back

― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, January 15, 2016 11:06 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not as cheap as actual groceries but cheaper than eating out/delivery, which we're trying to stop doing constantly. and it's healthier, you actually feel guilted into picking the healthier options when you're planning individual meals out a week ahead.

looked into all of them (plated/blue apron/hello fresh etc) and home chef seemed like the best. it's the cheapest and you actually get to choose from a bunch of recipes. it seems like blue apron doesn't even let you pick, they just send you food based on some vague preferences? not spending $12/meal if i can't even pick out food i might like.

hello fresh was the same price as home chef but half as many choices and the food didn't look that good. plated looked great but expensive.

Blue Apron has 3 meat and 3 vegetarian meals to choose from each week. You can choose 3 out of the 6 but some permutations aren't allowed.

ah, the faq says "Once you have set your dietary preferences we will send you three recipes that match your preferences." still. their recipes do look good though

You have to actually cook all these right? Too much work.

You have to cook, but that's good if you haven't cooked a variety of things at this point and enjoy cooking. It is convenient to not plan a meal and shop for groceries, as well.

xp yeah, they automatically choose 3 meals based on your preferences. But they let you change the menu afterward. We didn't realize this until a few weeks into using it. We skip about half of the weeks because the limited meal selection doesn't always appeal to us.

we're in a future where cooking is considered "fun" in the face of office work

Something something labor something something Marxist

food pro tips

and sprout hacks

I want a box of personal chefs delivered to me.

http://getvinebox.com/

3 10-CL test tubes of wine for $35/month, plus shipping.

what am i supposed to do with exactly three glasses of wine?

Have some "Incredible times with friends and family" obviously.

it's so amazingly not shareable, like the person it was made for is literally the lonely guy from sideways

100 ml is a pretty small pour too.

wow it is, less than 4 oz. and not even close to a gov't-defined glass of wine

JUST BUY A GODDAMN BOTTLE OF WINE

sorry. but really now...

thing is that winery memberships, where they'll send you whole bottles, already exist

Gonna be real mad when you have your half glass of boutique European wine and find out it's your favorite ever and can't get more.

I was looking up natural/organic/biodynamic wines and found this sub box - https://dryfarmwines.com/
$157/mo for six bottles of red wine that I'm willing to bet retail for $12-15

stuff you can't get easily i can see. but wine or beer or whatever? silly.

like, european cookie club! i could be down for that. stuff i'm not gonna find on my own.

https://candygerman.com/

yeah, now you're talking.

As a guy who lives over there and eats too much candy, I say these boxes are well curated.

Candy German is for candy lovers - like us and like you! As native Germans, we don’t take our homeland’s candy for granted. Germany turns out some of the finest confections in the world, but unfortunately, they can be quite hard to find outside of German borders.

Now you’ve got a friend on the inside. Let us bring you the authentic candies once reserved for Germans only. Your sweet tooth will thank you.

"native" "borders" "germans only" "homeland"

uh oh...

WOLLT IHR DAS TOTALE SÜßIGKEITSABO??????