The Howard Stern Thread

so good

Eileen Yulick

oh no, Robin has a cold...

"I'm keeping myself healthy and alive for you Howard!"
-Maryann

RADIO GRAFFITI GO AHEAD!!!

what? i'm missing out on too much to get these references.

i mean, i get the reference, but did howard mention radio graffiti?
*punches bag of cans*
I GET THE REFERENCE. ENACT MARTIAL LAW. DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY. NEVER TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY.

crackhead bob :(

feels like every other show these days starts with an hour long eulogy for a rock star or a wack packer :(

good tip, i should check them out. bummer circumstances, but at least they're guaranteed to be interesting.

lol @ Jeff getting stoned and depressed - "being in the wack pack's not all it's cracked up to be"

i can't stand jeff, almost as bad as HPE. i hope they're next

btw, whatever happened to cabbie?

https://twitter.com/RealTanMom

TIKKY TAI MAIN? TONG TIE TOUP?

Kyle Dunnigan great sitting in on the news doing his Trump impression. Howard having so much fun. Would be great to have the real Donald sit in one day.

The show since the new contract has been a real return to form.

i have a theory that you can tell how good a show is gonna be based on how charged up howard seems in the first 30 seconds after the music starts to fade out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6vtRloUVXU

i have a theory that you can tell how good a show is gonna be based on how charged up howard seems in the first 30 seconds after the music starts to fade out.

Yeah, if he does his Tradeo presenter voice it's probably going to be a good one.

is that when he's like "goomo'nin ev'rybaday!"

Yeah

"fag cash"

Beet was great in studio yesterday. "Just say five!" And they spent over an hour this morning laughing hysterically about the pellet he left in the bathroom.

Howard allowed that depressing couple on that used the husband's sickness as a guilt trip to come into the studio, but laid it down in no uncertain terms that he doesn't want to do this again because IT RUINS THE SHOW. right on

and yeah, beet was shot out of a cannon

H: "If you have five grapes, how many do you have?"

Beet: "None"

H: "Five plus zero is?"

Beet: "Ten and Twelve"

H: "How many pennies in a nickel?"

Beet: "35 cents"

H: "The Dave Clark ___?"

Beet: "...babies"

https://beetlesjuice.com

Makes me so happy I'm not paying for the show anymore when H interviewed Wayne Siegel's son in law and the latter then gave a commercial for his father in law's business.

Then H played tapes of Ronnie drunk at a wedding and all was forgiven

i love this picture

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdrybWzVIAEF874.jpg

Hello from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiide

ease on down, ease on down the roooooooooaad!

Vocal fry impressions from last week have me hacking up my dinner

Not to mention sour as Richard Simmons !

HELLOOO FRISCOOOO!!!

Michael Rapaport killing it as always on the Wrap Up Show yesterday. He had a great line in the beginning about "higher ups here at Sirius, people you don't even know about Gary, they're the reason I'm here so much. They've demanded my presence."

is this show still radically sexist

no, not for nearly a decade. howard's mellowed out and "evolved" so to speak, which most longtime fans hate, but he's better than ever imo. good example from 2012:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11btbEpS4rY

that's good to hear

ugh, he's gotta be gutted over Garry Shandling. Feels like every other show recently has started with an RIP segment.

xp He's def mellower in that area. Thank his daughters and Beth O.

http://i.imgur.com/5oN09aN.jpg

I would love to tour the southland
In a travelling minstrel show
Yes I'd love to tour the southland
In a traveling minstrel show

Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh
Sound just like a record on the phonograph
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah, yeah, yeah

I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time, yes I do

'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill
They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah

I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said, "You must be joking son
Where did you get those shoes?
Where did you get those shoes?"

Well, I've seen 'em on the TV, the movie show
They say the times are changing but I just don't know
These things are gone forever
Over a long time ago

what are his thoughts on trump? he's not supporting him is he

he's been joking about having access to the white house or being appointed to the supreme court by trump, but he's a long-time hilary supporter. maybe he's playing coy in the hopes trump will call in or something.

Trump called in last August.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvQO77AczAw

Howard so down on himself today. "I look like a dried out praying mantis."