fuck that avocado wolf guy.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Saturday, 9 January 2016 04:03 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/1914859_490881817780913_5101878060603774939_n.jpg?oh=0679d72eb42d5498070d0f8348569923&oe=573E04E7
― nomar, Saturday, 9 January 2016 06:16 (ten years ago)
coleslaw in burned catcher's mitt?
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Saturday, 9 January 2016 06:57 (ten years ago)
i love "fishy playground"
― billstevejim, Saturday, 9 January 2016 07:57 (ten years ago)
great song indeed
― niels, Saturday, 9 January 2016 14:10 (ten years ago)
my FB feed has been really going crazy with sad macros over the past day
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:30 (ten years ago)
pass agg much?
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/944960_1008736549186280_127917695755941006_n.jpg?oh=952c3ebc3cfdade04e0128f13965a7a7&oe=571553E7
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:31 (ten years ago)
sorry for huge...
but how do you feel about communicating through Facebook?
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12509196_757939887673288_1177625129051802355_n.jpg?oh=f1c8080a9e61e0f7881d0162e4faced6&oe=5746B5A4
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:33 (ten years ago)
would love to know the secret to making your macros look so shittyhttps://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12009639_10154322535574062_5628568379201725834_n.jpg?oh=3625e36c7ea9caf4c64b253d0c4f373a&oe=570801E5
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:34 (ten years ago)
I dunno, I think your comic sans is packed with 'zip-a-dee'
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/1622169_10205734042458020_4928676461869321124_n.jpg?oh=b20f0e3f9432dfe6e3c10df156aec6a4&oe=5711446A
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:37 (ten years ago)
daffy duck + graph paper = missing key to common sensehttps://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12373363_1071181666332914_776944400253691698_n.jpg?oh=6243356dfbda2c6e7b380f0a4f16640f&oe=56FD327F
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:38 (ten years ago)
makes it look like a sega master system game. that's simple common sense.
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:06 (ten years ago)
Fucking coffee memes, I swear I see at least one of those a day from the same four people who all apparently would be locked up for murder now without it.
Also kind of surprised at the lack of confederate flags at countryrebel.com, though this probably explains it:
"Inspire, pioneer and spread the country lifestyle and rebel spirit that make this the greatest nation in the world. Founded in San Diego, CA"
Nothing says "country lifestyle" like San Diego, right? My wife has a newspaper clipping on her office door from a couple years ago about a full-on brawl at a bar in rural-ass Idaho that was started when one group referred to another as "a bunch of Californians".
― joygoat, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:13 (ten years ago)
California country is awesome
http://www.panicstream.net/streams/creedence_clearwater_revival/1970_05_xx/ccr1.jpg
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:20 (ten years ago)
Get ready for this one:
https://wronghands1.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/abridged-classics.jpg
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 10 January 2016 07:27 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12348046_10153513289464093_2407880232892870862_n.jpg?oh=3533c44065e47b24656ba64d380e4dd0&oe=57011EBE
― I'm melanomically challenged btw (wins), Sunday, 10 January 2016 10:53 (ten years ago)
just lost my "true gentleman" badge
― niels, Sunday, 10 January 2016 11:24 (ten years ago)
lol obviously you have to let the woman walk on the inside where there's a wall, women love walls and being near them
― qualx, Sunday, 10 January 2016 11:29 (ten years ago)
you also have to let her walk on the more haphazardly patterned bricks as women delight in the sensation of chaos beneath their feet
― qualx, Sunday, 10 January 2016 11:32 (ten years ago)
and why isn't he eating her out? selfish
women should walk on the inside so if there's a mugger in an alleyway the gentleman can use her as a human shield
― kinder, Sunday, 10 January 2016 13:25 (ten years ago)
loool
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:13 (ten years ago)
there's a better reason *punches man into oncoming traffic*
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:16 (ten years ago)
as a door-opening, chair moving, coat-taking-off southern gentleman, the "walk on the street side" struck me as undoable and obnoxious.the proper way to walk on that narrow of a street is single file btw.
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:19 (ten years ago)
call the Oxford English Dictionary, we've broken this word case wide open
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10644998_915034211906176_3287289020027414353_n.jpg?oh=3884f89bfd823358546a9672adbe6be4&oe=570E94B1
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:29 (ten years ago)
it's true, she's a real tigress, rooooaaarrr!
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12308820_10154104400589578_6864821657055750430_n.jpg?oh=b761dbbda2ac9bd34d09725224a96990&oe=573F2DA3
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:31 (ten years ago)
ain't it the troof, god how i hate her and what my life has become
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:32 (ten years ago)
I'm covered with paw prints
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:35 (ten years ago)
TIGER MONORAIL!
― Mark G, Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:51 (ten years ago)
To be fair, most would struggle to ejaculate in that situation
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 10 January 2016 19:58 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpt1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12338944_1531900490455187_2074166576_n.jpg
― qualx, Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:08 (ten years ago)
http://www.thehypertexts.com/images/Princess-Diana.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:10 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12036660_10154032954361840_4866656649734056854_n.jpg?oh=5fc4acd4c388aa82e8f10aafbcf5cc39&oe=56FFC004
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:17 (ten years ago)
And many murders.
― ledge, Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:20 (ten years ago)
I bet they also would have had very few divorces if the couples had been forced to have their fingernails torn out with a pliers.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:27 (ten years ago)
Isn't that castle ... you know who's?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:32 (ten years ago)
I've done that thing where I've walked wall-side with a girl, and all of a sudden a car drove by and hit a puddle of water, and she became completely soaked, and all I could do was look at her and go 'oh yeah, that's a thing right? With the man and the street and all that...' We were drung. So I've learned my lesson. Or I should have, but I'm a slow learner, and I keep forgetting.
― Frederik B, Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:41 (ten years ago)
Drunk.
Obv it is the man's obligation to be soaked by passing cars, never the woman's. This is because I forget why.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:47 (ten years ago)
NV vvvmic
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2016 23:13 (ten years ago)
the signaling in that books one is great -- "like if you don't read books, share if you think they're stupid"
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Monday, 11 January 2016 00:35 (ten years ago)
doorsheldforu
― gr8080, Monday, 11 January 2016 17:46 (ten years ago)
A
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2016 18:15 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12552869_10153842869785682_4084149268684727945_n.jpg?oh=d1827b0ae08a12b84936df95012110f4&oe=5748671F
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 18:52 (ten years ago)
goddamn it.
― jamchiraquai (how's life), Monday, 11 January 2016 18:53 (ten years ago)
didn't carry the one there
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 January 2016 18:56 (ten years ago)
i didn't think it was possible, but the person who posted that included commentary that was even dumber than the image
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 18:56 (ten years ago)
"Besides the fact that this person t0 do this would become the modern day H1tler causing hundreds of thousands of hom1cides, drug overdoses and greed with what certain people would do with the money. Not to mention it would be p0intless because prices would sky rocket to make it r3lative to the amount of money everyone has. 1 feel as if people that make these posts are living in a fantasy world. And probably dropped 0ut of school before learning about economics or human b3havior."
(slightly googl3pro0fed)
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 18:58 (ten years ago)
I can't believe I didn't believe you that it was dumber.
― jamchiraquai (how's life), Monday, 11 January 2016 19:00 (ten years ago)