why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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So many of this type, but this one boils it down to its essentials.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12342372_194981660845897_8428713264030521470_n.jpg?oh=dfe237d61f1c4e9fba5275de519300da&oe=5709F9D1

nickn, Thursday, 24 December 2015 04:59 (ten years ago)

LOLLLLL

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 24 December 2015 11:49 (ten years ago)

Wait is that two jesuses hugging?

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 24 December 2015 11:51 (ten years ago)

the short one's a young woman. a man hugging jesus would be too gay

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 24 December 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)

This Die Hard is a Christmas movie shit has got to stop

Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 December 2015 13:34 (ten years ago)

How about Invasion USA?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:43 (ten years ago)

Die Hard isn't a christmas movie?

niels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 13:16 (ten years ago)

all movies are Christmas movies if you think about it

curvy coombian coiffe (wins), Sunday, 27 December 2015 13:33 (ten years ago)

except it's a wonderful life

curvy coombian coiffe (wins), Sunday, 27 December 2015 13:33 (ten years ago)

do they even mention Christmas in that one, seem to recall it's just about that dudes life and whether it is wonderful or not wonderful

curvy coombian coiffe (wins), Sunday, 27 December 2015 13:34 (ten years ago)

oh it's wonderful

niels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 15:27 (ten years ago)

Not so wonderful for all them lads that die because of his shoddy tool parts

Coombesbat 18 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2015 15:58 (ten years ago)

Need an "if it was written by Dickens" thread

The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2015 16:26 (ten years ago)

I have been meaning to rant about this Tony Jordan bullshit on the BBC but too much effort on the phone

Coombesbat 18 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2015 16:37 (ten years ago)

every 6 year-old ever

Coombesbat 18 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 11:58 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVMZqI6U4AA7Qpw.jpg

niels, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 12:59 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CiKI0f8.jpg

Evan, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 16:03 (ten years ago)

One more

http://i.imgur.com/GEC0je4.png

Evan, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 16:23 (ten years ago)

not the typical thread entry, but my father (not usually prone to cheeziness but fb seems to bring out the worst in him) posted this on facebook

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12373410_1160225974011323_4901773426796138971_n.jpg?oh=4a73e2b8d0a633224fc987731767844b&oe=56FCF4F8

his partner was really cold to my sisters and i when we saw them over christmas... got me worried

flopson, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 16:40 (ten years ago)

*shares*

Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 17:13 (ten years ago)

I feel like Facebook memes might actually make me a supporter of the Kardashians after all.

Bitch I'm in the 2112 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:14 (ten years ago)

why choose sides when both are equally repugnant?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

Fonzi isn't repugnant!

Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 19:31 (ten years ago)

less Kardashian's what?

nomar, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 19:33 (ten years ago)

Paregnunt

The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 20:32 (ten years ago)

dude just walking around, getting really outraged over all the animal traps

qualx, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 23:24 (ten years ago)

venus fly trap one is such a labored joke, i mean these things always are but i mean... does anybody ever think any of those things about flies or bears or rats? kinda undermines the observational humor thing they're going for...

Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 23:31 (ten years ago)

My sister is one of those middle-aged women who post tons of Aunty Acid macros (in between supporting-the-police ones whenever someone in Minneapolis has the audacity to do a Black Lives Matter protest).

the nae naes have it (suzy), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 09:18 (ten years ago)

(Flopson, hope all okay re that situation. The idea expressed in that image - 'getting rid of toxic people' - is a pretty dangerous one ime, because usually people can't actually cut the alleged problem person out of their life, and just end up being cold and difficult to them)

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 23:11 (ten years ago)

idk some people seem to have had success cutting toxic ppl out of their lives

https://fkrbzm.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/0fb69-dexter_45b15d.jpg?w=400&h=250

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Friday, 1 January 2016 10:46 (ten years ago)

erm,

https://fkrbzm.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/0fb69-dexter_45b15d.jpg?w=400&h=250

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Friday, 1 January 2016 10:46 (ten years ago)

It really does become more and more like some kind of Up with People cult. (And don't make light of it.) They should consider a name change from Facebook to the Mike Curb Congregation.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:34 (ten years ago)

is there any overlap i have some leftover PTO

qualx, Monday, 4 January 2016 08:35 (ten years ago)

Mike 'Erb Congregation.

Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2016 09:42 (ten years ago)

Most of us.

Or is that a UK thing?

Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2016 16:56 (ten years ago)

No. Pretty sure its all of us.

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Monday, 4 January 2016 17:48 (ten years ago)

Um, I can't.

But I don't see where to click to respond...this is a poll, right?

Hadrian VIII, Monday, 4 January 2016 17:56 (ten years ago)

Using "still" implies the "us" the macro is addressed to only includes those who could drive a manual transmission vehicle in the past. So, probably most such drivers could "still" drive one.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 18:44 (ten years ago)

quite.

My mum used to, but won't have a manual now.

Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2016 18:56 (ten years ago)

really trying to stay off facebook for a month wish me luck!

Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 January 2016 14:33 (ten years ago)

But you'll miss stuff like this!

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/l/t31.0-8/12473595_10153916573159255_8520023438343310278_o.jpg

how's life, Thursday, 7 January 2016 14:47 (ten years ago)

Hey guyz remember how music didn't have sexy girls or well-coordinated boy bands pre-1981?

Reminds me of how annoyed I am at this one:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TLjxYXIxtKY/T0tK3Rl5ikI/AAAAAAAADcI/Sfdva1PI0Ls/s1600/425255_10150596921367138_500557137_9092003_1797553504_n.jpg

First, Sinatra didn't write that; Dorothy Fields did. He wrote almost no songs and certainly no standards.

Second, it's infuriatingly cherry-picked. Plenty of oldster records have stupid lyrics. Sinatra also sang "doo bee doo bee doo," for example. How about we talk about the genius of "lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lolly lolly lollypop," and compare it to a relatively sophisticated, lyrically complex contemporary song?

Makes me want to go all contrarian on their ass and memeify something like "She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah" vs., I dunno, heck, "Ashes of American Flags" or something.

ineluctable modality of the chewable (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 January 2016 14:57 (ten years ago)


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