everybody on ilx complains about reddit

I can well believe that recent college grads with more stock compensation than sense at techcos semi-unwittingly insider-trade all the time.

troll or not it is beautiful

Should I warn my ex's new girlfriend about the fact that the ex is an undocumented illegal immigrant that will most likely soon be deported because I recently reported him to the border agency?

wow rude

def the polite thing to do

cold as ICE

http://www.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/3aqoeg/i_got_angry_over_guacamole_being_real_vs_holding/

Amazing.

(usually bend her over backwards and give her a deep kiss and tell her "save that foreplay for later, I need to focus on this guac")

Wait, am I missing a whole lingo here? What the hell is "lose a frame" and calling a woman a "plate"? This is MRA shit I guess?

that all depends... on which pill you choose...

it's funny because they're complete assholes

Plates refers to spinning plates acts. I think the idea is that they work on a lot of women at once so when one doesn't work out, they have other options.

https://media.giphy.com/media/5xaOcLycwj475A0q7a8/giphy.gif

No idea about the frame thing - a bowling analogy I presume?

god these people are shit

frame is from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Framing_effect_(psychology)

god these people are shit

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2zckqu/updated_glossary_of_terms_and_acronyms/

'hamster'?

From the MGTOW forum linked there.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/41qnnb/mgtow_disowning_relative/

split the guac in half, geez guys, it's not that difficult

eat the red guac

Any help will do (I know the dangers of marriage. I know the divorce laws alimony child support and all the other crap that gets shoved at us men i just want my genes to one day be spread).

Pussy is the
Soft totalitarian's
Hole of choice.
Porta Guillotines
To cut your dick off
And pay with your life,
The lives of your children;
Right on down
The bloody line.
There are...
Steel bars
In that
Cooch.

I'm just going to assume that "losing frame" is a ballroom dance reference

I think this dude is back!
https://www.reddit.com/user/throwowaySeaItoldya

― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, October 7, 2015 3:48 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.reddit.com/user/goodadvice4youtoo

can't keep a persistent man down

Like i tell the young men groveling for the affection of a mate, growing up is overrated. Stay with your parents and you won't have to work 50 hours a week, you won't have to deal with bitch, kinda like the way I'm living now with all my initiative behind me. But since you're here for advice I'll just say this. The secret to a long term marriage, if that should be something you aspire to, besides a woman with no options, it's learning to be passive, be the guy no other guy is willing to be. That way if she does leave you she won't be gone for long and that way you won't have to watch your kids live with strangers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MLrxzaBSlA

props to whoever this is:

Where do you think relationships lead? Because I have no idea. Babies, marriage, doorknob, bedroom, mouse, chimney, ky jelly, battlebots, these are words that I just listed for some reason. Ever get locked in a turkish bath house? I have, because that’s where you go if you don't pay your orphanage taxes. Spend a couple weeks down at your local YMCA. It's the best ball polish you can buy and it's free! Well, actually, it's a pay what you can donation, but it’s tax deductable. It's a good education and entertaining and sticky (OJ Simpson?) So whatever you do, get married, especially to a woman with no legs so she can’t run away. Under the Father's Act the courts can make you pay child support on kids even if the don’t exist. Why? Donald Trump. It's a conspiracy to incinerate men. (San Diego Racketball Club?) Marriage is a good thing for men. (prostitution, marijuana, hemp, rhinoceros, jello) That was another list except in parenthesis. Children like signing over blank checks to a strangers. Go on down on yourself.

Find a woman about 40 using radar, I have no idea what you should do next. Maybe a bath? Then you're more like than not to be on the wrong side of a 9 lb turkey next thanksgiving.

https://www.reddit.com/user/mikasiren01

this is some really good marketing

"It's unbelievable to know that what you might think is impossible for you might be possible for another. My wife broke up with me January 4th 2016 and went back to her EX lover which gave me sleepless night. Lets dispel this fiction that Barack Obama does not know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing."

why does every dude on reddit announce every time they cry and the manliness or lack of manliness of their tears, why do they always make it sound like they're admitting to losing the no fap challenge

"It's unbelievable to know that what you might think is impossible for you might be possible for another. My wife broke up with me January 4th 2016 and went back to her EX lover which gave me sleepless night. So I wrote about it in a David Bowie obit."

XD

lol

https://np.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/44umfp/wife_hates_the_ass_slap/

where's lagoon at? We need someone to get on the inside here: hxxp://www.nomoremrniceguy.com/forums/

http://i.imgur.com/JXh0RQN.png

not a single alice cooper

those ass slap dudes need to go all out and try a tit punch, really get that divorce train started

http://i.imgur.com/BewjSJ6.png

I want to see the "small, harmless" pranks.

The worst that can happen to him is federal charges of attempted kidnapping, so dont sweat it

but is the legal advice.... good

ive noticed that reddit0rs lately seem to be vocally averse to "pranks as an excuse to be an asshole" so my guess is that this is a trole

So many of these "prank" assholes are basically Ken Marino's character in The Ten.

Someone posted on that thread that the same exact prank was featured on a TV show the night before it was posted.

Florida

xp: I saw that comment. Regardless of whether this reddit incident is real, here is a genuinely terrible Florida college prank youtube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtCRqJ-GCLC3dR1j-BtoHpw/featured

https://www.reddit.com/r/financialindependence/comments/46h7y5/how_to_reveal_to_your_nonfi_significant_other/

• Avoid using the same spot two days in a row.
• One way streets, major highways interchanges, rest stops, short blocks are the best places to park
• Research the businesses near a spot that looks good and arrive at least 30 minutes after closing time.
• Keep a sense of adventure and always be developing new spots.
• Keep in mind that 98% of people have no clue what you are doing and don't care.

That should get you started

I keep rereading this and can't wrap my head around that mentality:
"What I fear is that she will get miffed that I didn't cover some of the activities that we didn't get to do together when I could have easily afforded them. I know she shouldn't feel like this, and until there's a ring on her finger she should not have a say in my money."

https://www.reddit.com/r/vandwellers/comments/467bmh/knock_n_shine/

... the situations people find themselves in.