No, it's because your friends die so you have fewer presents to look forward to
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 17 December 2015 11:04 (ten years ago)
rip hitch lol remember when a wingnut republican administration decided to launch an insanely destructive middle east war on a falsified pretext and you cheerled incessantly for them good times great memories
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 17 December 2015 12:03 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12391312_804415903020488_7536742639125696738_n.jpg?oh=b57936d3e21f94baa484bc58342ac9d9&oe=56D8B4E9
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 17 December 2015 14:03 (ten years ago)
Lock thread.
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 17 December 2015 16:03 (ten years ago)
Father: now let me teach you about cunnilingusSon: sorry?
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 December 2015 03:27 (ten years ago)
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qp_NwGMsHvA/VaGqVc2XM-I/AAAAAAAAR_U/NsblzPnq62A/w720-h830/IMG_0482.JPG
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 03:51 (ten years ago)
Ron Adams This has been proven as photoshopped . Don't share it gives the other side ammo
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 03:52 (ten years ago)
Frank B Thomas I HAVE SAVED THIS SLOBBER KISS TO MY COLLECTION. I WOULD THINK A LITTLE SOMETHING ELSE WAS SWAPPED IN THIS PICTURE.
Mel Edington I think somebody copped a feel!
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 03:54 (ten years ago)
Kevin Whittington Trust me if the Obama wanted it removed it wouldn't be on here.
Nick Blaxton Judging by the reactions on the ladies faces, I would think its real.
Betty Edmonds All you have to do is look at Michelle's face and you know it is real.
Carolyn Rice Look how Michelle and opahra looks
Ginger Talley Lopez Look at Michelle's face! This wasn't photoshopped.
Cathy Toms its fake you can see someone elses arm around that guy.
Betty Hill Fact-checked....Fake! For shame on you!!!
Andrew Danni Different strokes for different folks. Sly and the family stone...
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 04:00 (ten years ago)
Donna K. Mosley Sick as a President.show such behavior
Donna K. Mosley Michelle u share him he is your man stand by my man.
Donna K. Mosley America can't u see what's happening to our country do something b efore it's to LATE
Donna K. Mosley Better than Monica and Clinton
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 04:01 (ten years ago)
full stop facebook is a terrifying place and like 90% of the reason i'm a fully sad person
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 04:02 (ten years ago)
new favorite FB page. Keanu Reeves fanpage that basically pretends to be Keanu Reeves and posts fake right wing memes
https://www.facebook.com/KReevesFans/?fref=nf
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 20 December 2015 00:41 (ten years ago)
what's wrong with me
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12391172_1360542474050682_6120659499461094398_n.jpg?oh=1b491c84be63151c3653614dfef350d8&oe=57191EA9women
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 20 December 2015 03:47 (ten years ago)
for the love all god women everywhere
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 20 December 2015 04:27 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/902996_10152203659281840_5191576615175173332_o.jpg
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:59 (ten years ago)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 20 December 2015 13:34 (ten years ago)
You friendzoned him BITCH
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 20 December 2015 14:33 (ten years ago)
nice god syndrome
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 20 December 2015 14:41 (ten years ago)
whoever made that comic sure sounds like a potentially sweet nice caring boyfriend BITCH
― qualx, Sunday, 20 December 2015 18:44 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12239897_913923392027755_120180194259358462_n.jpg?oh=536f88dd34cf578bda875fa33f946828&oe=571054B7
― how's life, Monday, 21 December 2015 12:53 (ten years ago)
How did Child end up joining the conversation?
― Chewshabadoo, Monday, 21 December 2015 13:58 (ten years ago)
that conversation is really confusing
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 December 2015 14:01 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12002097_480421762129728_1273475632193560059_n.jpg?oh=c46e173c85a7a3b7c39d277372c164c9&oe=56D40748
― how's life, Monday, 21 December 2015 14:42 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1391723_714805908547623_1489834579_n.jpg?oh=c80d816af5f81a53465990f71f0131d1&oe=570C8FD3
God, today is just the pits.
― how's life, Monday, 21 December 2015 14:44 (ten years ago)
Man initiates conversation, immediately makes fun of kid
― jmm, Monday, 21 December 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)
just snarfed my own coffee LOLing at coffee pot question
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 21 December 2015 14:51 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12376465_1553028028320792_4496332354271528497_n.jpg?oh=f59d960068d4c847fc8d57b8da35b7b5&oe=56DCB484
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 21 December 2015 17:00 (ten years ago)
also they do clothes pegs
― cart and spork (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 December 2015 17:57 (ten years ago)
blessed are the patchouli'd
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 December 2015 19:20 (ten years ago)
blessed are the [ethnic slur]
― COOMBES (mattresslessness), Monday, 21 December 2015 19:32 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12342874_957269964349644_2785894266697324458_n.jpg?oh=b3af5100255ebd1628944f6bc6585deb&oe=571D0F39
― flopson, Monday, 21 December 2015 19:57 (ten years ago)
Dub$ack Original
― flopson, Monday, 21 December 2015 19:58 (ten years ago)
lol i love the "friendzoned him BITCH" one upthread
― flopson, Monday, 21 December 2015 20:00 (ten years ago)
i'm still kind of puzzled about it because the guy who liked it i thought would never like such a thing
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 21 December 2015 22:26 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12359827_1097455283640324_7146394227454121550_n.jpg?oh=eb35e290281aa7f288061e486eb1052f&oe=56DA186D
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 21 December 2015 22:36 (ten years ago)
That girl friendzoned me, BITCH.
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 December 2015 23:11 (ten years ago)
Now for something completely different (note: not sure I 'hate' it)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1931213_1686247144847161_589138225541931124_n.jpg?oh=6265c9bbde91e1703b26e8485084aebe&oe=570CBB09
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 21 December 2015 23:23 (ten years ago)
ha those pussies
― balls, Monday, 21 December 2015 23:33 (ten years ago)
Hard to tell who's moaning the most from what angle there but everyone in it deserves each other obv
― darraghmac, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 00:25 (ten years ago)
what trope is that one on the lower right supposed to be
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 00:26 (ten years ago)
trope of "if not part of solution, part of problem"
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 00:32 (ten years ago)
I dont understand the "who's used a coffee pot like this" one. Its a regular espresso pot. Whats the meme/joke?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 01:49 (ten years ago)
It's supposed to make us nostalgic for "old fashioned" coffee pots and all that goes with them, saluting the flag, beating your kids, etc.
― Bnad, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 01:59 (ten years ago)
It's a percolator.
― mutually aquatinted (doo dah), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 02:09 (ten years ago)
that allies one just sort of trails off into... something
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 04:04 (ten years ago)
it kind of sounds like the person who made it thinks everything is terrible
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 04:11 (ten years ago)
needs a 9th panel depicting the discerning men of ilx
― gr8080, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 16:46 (ten years ago)
if you adjust your angle of vision for optimal results there's not a soul on earth who won't profoundly disappoint you.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 18:10 (ten years ago)
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/909/051/6d2.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 21:46 (ten years ago)