The Howard Stern Thread

Five more years!

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/howard-stern-extends-siriusxm-deal-plans-streaming-video-app-20151215

"As a broadcaster, it does not get better than working at SiriusXM and I'm truly excited for the future with this great company," Stern said in a statement. "I happen to think that its best days are ahead. So, if you are not listening to SiriusXM and The Howard Stern Show, then you are really more like a zombie, a rotting corpse monster, living half a life, deadened and blackened inside. It's as if you were still watching black and white television while shopping in actual stores on your way to the post office to fax a memo."

Stern was especially excited about the visual component of his new deal, which would result in a streaming video app that will feature both his daily Howard Stern Show as well as episodes and specials from the vaults.

xp I started listening right after the Artie era, and I can't stand how everyone is talking over each other on the older shows. I really like the relaxed pace of the show now. Howard has become a better broadcaster & interviewer since he's mellowed out, imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXrsMllJbz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUVSLfvQ8uQ

cumia is a dirtbag facing domestic abuse charges, which he jokes about during the show opening. levy, jackie, stuttering john and grillo are some of the unfunniest losers associated with the howard stern show. enjoy!

sample:

stuttering john: "you know what they say... go black... you know... go black never back."
cumia: "something like that."
stuttering john: "well, that's true 'cause i once banged a black chick and she never came back."
bob levy: "she already had your wallet, why would she?"

fantasizing about drone-launched hellfire missile through a skylight of cumia's long island mcmansion.

jackie and levy look ancient

baffles me how these dudes make a living anymore

KC washed up on shore here too

yeah that video is so fucking grating. they deserve each other. except KC. i feel bad for him. sounds like he went through some pretty intense medical shit recently (aneurysm?? pancreatitis???). KC is the only one that isn't a total fucking scumbag.

10 Yrs on Satellite special has been great, never heard Artie reciting The Godfather

lollin' at H doing his Robert Plant falsetto while Billy Joel plays Zeppelin covers

news is just breaking over here. rest in peace, riley martin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN9OgijAzeo

Bailey the Bedbug is the greatest thing to happen on the show in ages.

anytime Scott the Engineer is abused, im happy

Props to Howard for helping out Scott Ferrall way back when, Scott is a national treasure (until I find out he did/said shifty stuff)

Amazing bit from 9/23/99

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9w_UKYE6Vs

so good

Eileen Yulick

oh no, Robin has a cold...

"I'm keeping myself healthy and alive for you Howard!"
-Maryann

RADIO GRAFFITI GO AHEAD!!!

what? i'm missing out on too much to get these references.

i mean, i get the reference, but did howard mention radio graffiti?
*punches bag of cans*
I GET THE REFERENCE. ENACT MARTIAL LAW. DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY. NEVER TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY.

crackhead bob :(

feels like every other show these days starts with an hour long eulogy for a rock star or a wack packer :(

good tip, i should check them out. bummer circumstances, but at least they're guaranteed to be interesting.

lol @ Jeff getting stoned and depressed - "being in the wack pack's not all it's cracked up to be"

i can't stand jeff, almost as bad as HPE. i hope they're next

btw, whatever happened to cabbie?

https://twitter.com/RealTanMom

TIKKY TAI MAIN? TONG TIE TOUP?

Kyle Dunnigan great sitting in on the news doing his Trump impression. Howard having so much fun. Would be great to have the real Donald sit in one day.

The show since the new contract has been a real return to form.

i have a theory that you can tell how good a show is gonna be based on how charged up howard seems in the first 30 seconds after the music starts to fade out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6vtRloUVXU

i have a theory that you can tell how good a show is gonna be based on how charged up howard seems in the first 30 seconds after the music starts to fade out.

Yeah, if he does his Tradeo presenter voice it's probably going to be a good one.

is that when he's like "goomo'nin ev'rybaday!"

Yeah

"fag cash"

Beet was great in studio yesterday. "Just say five!" And they spent over an hour this morning laughing hysterically about the pellet he left in the bathroom.

Howard allowed that depressing couple on that used the husband's sickness as a guilt trip to come into the studio, but laid it down in no uncertain terms that he doesn't want to do this again because IT RUINS THE SHOW. right on

and yeah, beet was shot out of a cannon

H: "If you have five grapes, how many do you have?"

Beet: "None"

H: "Five plus zero is?"

Beet: "Ten and Twelve"

H: "How many pennies in a nickel?"

Beet: "35 cents"

H: "The Dave Clark ___?"

Beet: "...babies"

https://beetlesjuice.com

Makes me so happy I'm not paying for the show anymore when H interviewed Wayne Siegel's son in law and the latter then gave a commercial for his father in law's business.

Then H played tapes of Ronnie drunk at a wedding and all was forgiven

i love this picture

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdrybWzVIAEF874.jpg

Hello from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiide