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http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-badass-female-mma-fighters-who-better-not-try-cr-3654

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-librarians-about-most-italian-guy-they-3642

― you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Thursday, December 10, 2015 12:23 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This one is fantastic, and it also perfectly follows the formula of the lifeguard one, which somehow only made it funnier for me.

I think that's sorta the point!

http://www.clickhole.com/search?tags=22

(favourite for me is http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-priests-whats-heaviest-thing-they-ever-2316 )

lol #6, #9 and #22 are the same guy

yeah theres like a dozen of that article and they all have the exact same formula but it doesn't stop them from being funny somehow

this one is kind of an inversion of the form though http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-pilots-where-skydivers-go-when-they-ju-2395

Yeah the first one I ever read actually was the first one "We Asked 22 Women What Bats Taste Like And Most Of Them Didn’t Know But 2 Of Them Did"

yeah theres like a dozen of that article and they all have the exact same formula but it doesn't stop them from being funny somehow

― ciderpress, Tuesday, December 15, 2015 10:24 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you only eagerly anticipate the two or three that actually answer the weird question. It's like they stumbled onto some way more advanced version of the comedy rule of 3.

http://www.clickhole.com/video/houses-amazing-christmas-lights-display-set-coffee-3665

lol

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-santa-can-you-master-sleigh-and-deliver-gift-3631#3,

http://www.clickhole.com/video/home-holidays-8-high-school-friends-you-always-run-1635

yeah thats a good one. also v much enjoyed 'how your mom explains your job' piece

http://www.clickhole.com/video/incredible-watch-man-realize-one-person-he-really--3406

cute little Easter egg: if you reload this video a few times, you'll see the bald bearded man lying naked on his bed and palpating a steel rod with his toes while he whispers, 'I'm waiting for you...my friend...my friend"

cute

http://www.clickhole.com/article/heartwarming-american-and-isis-forces-came-togethe-3635

i was delighted to click on this headline and see that it was a video, and it met my expectations

http://www.clickhole.com/video/5-foods-youve-been-eating-completely-wrong-1358

fucking hell
http://www.clickhole.com/article/latest-attack-isis-created-lamb-chop-puppet-realis-3637

A+

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-things-women-wish-men-would-do-during-sex-3800

okay lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBUedM4PWpk

got a Blue Jam vibe from that

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/problem-flash-why-doesnt-flash-hike-appalachian-tr-3775

loved that

this is one of the best of the 22 series i think http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-tv-critics-whats-their-favorite-episod-3766

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-us-judges-about-most-scientifically-am-3593

9. Valerie Morrison, 10th District Judge, New York – “I once sentenced a 14-year-old shoplifter to a punishment that forced us to reconsider what mankind was capable of. Utilizing a radical medical procedure I developed over the course of 15 years of intense research, I cryogenically froze the shoplifter from the neck down while leaving his head unfrozen, thus allowing his head to age while the rest of his body remained frozen in time. I released him 70 years later, and he was a 14-year-old boy with the head of an 84-year-old man. He looked in the mirror and he screamed and screamed. ‘How am I possible?’ he cried. He had become a chimeric monstrosity—a Minotaur of Time, with the head of old age and the body of youth. Contemporary scientists still puzzle over how I was able to engineer this beast of justice, for in punishing this shoplifter, I became a master over Time itself! That boy will never shoplift again, and it’s all because I had the courage to dream beyond the boundaries of the infinite and voyage beyond the realm of the possible.”

http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-facebook-2907

lmao

http://www.clickhole.com/article/uncanny-man-looks-exactly-truck-mad-max-3835

http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-comedian-perfectly-shut-down-heckler-3891

no, really, watch that one.

lol

haha wow

sincerely glad i watched that

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http://www.clickhole.com/video/someone-built-world-minecraft-where-911-never-happ-3927

http://www.clickhole.com/article/yes-theyre-expanding-cigarette-warning-labels-let--3913?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

http://www.clickhole.com/article/speech-was-written-president-nixon-deliver-if-astr-3908

oh man just came to post that speech one.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-pictures-kiss-prove-how-great-it-have-fun-your-b-3967

I don't think I get the joke in this one, am I missing something? is it just a setup for another article that will appear at some point in the future?

do Kiss all famously despise one another or something? I like some of their albums but don't really know a whole lot about them.

#fakesoref

Did you even read the fucking thing? The point is they are good friends of each other. What the hell.

soref I think the joke is more about the discrepancy of the ridiculous look of Kiss in those photos with the very identifiable broad sentiments of hanging out with friends. I think you're reading into it a little.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/every-day-i-am-carsick-3943

http://www.clickhole.com/video/halfwit-idiot-peels-orange-wifes-funeral-long-vers-4000?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter

“Hi, it’s Paul from acting. Please drink my wetness.”

overall i think they ruined this, and maybe when you read it you'll see why i think that.

but here it is: http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-exterminators-describe-most-advanced-b-4044

http://www.clickhole.com/article/pure-class-peyton-manning-took-out-full-page-newsp-4078

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdnO5EcW0AAXCfk.jpg

This isn’t misogyny. These are facts. I’m simply noticing that whenever feminists cry wolf about the wage gap, they conveniently fail to mention any of the following soaps:

The oatmeal soaps that women buy that look like they’re filled with bugs
The soaps I’ve seen that come from maybe Jamaica that are shaped like starfish
The soaps that look like but probably aren’t actually peanut butter
Soaps like these should be undeniable proof that in 2016, women are getting more than their fair shake in America.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/sorry-feminists-if-wage-gap-exists-how-do-women-af-4034

“The Gypsum Princess And The Salt-Lick Kid”

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-roald-dahl-stories-have-you-read-4145