There's a local small town booster advertisement near where I get my haircut, one that has a photograph of our historic local movie theatre. And one of the films up on the marquee, along with Iron Man 2 a and a few other things, is Robin Hood. And every time I see it I have to remember that, oh yeah, Ridley Scott made a Robin Hood movie.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 December 2015 18:55 (ten years ago)
I liked The Martian fine--the rescue (hokey enough to make Errol Flynn blush) moved me, I enjoyed the obvious soundtrack (I don't think "Starman" was there as disco), the 150 minutes went by quickly. Ridley Scott's 78 now; thought Damon's final speech to his class might have been Scott's reflection on getting a film made.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 02:53 (ten years ago)
Such an amazing feat that Ridley Scott was able to reshoot, in so little time, several torpid, sedentary scenes of people talking in large rooms.— BANDZ STACKHAGE (@NickPinkerton) January 11, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 January 2018 19:45 (eight years ago)
Watched the first episode of Raised By Wolves and Scott sure loves overt biblical allegory - especially after the death of his brother. Going to give it one more episode, but I'm not into this so far.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:32 (five years ago)
Yeah, there's about as much of a chance of me watching this as there is Westworld. I mean, I wish!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:39 (five years ago)
It's terrible. Some lovely visual things, but also much recycled from his earlier work. Plus the acting, even by good actors, is terrible, and the writing is pure balls. Also some really terrible costume and design choices.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:55 (five years ago)
The babies are creepy as hell.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 11 September 2020 00:37 (five years ago)
Would've been much cooler if Tony was alive and had made this IMO.
Watched "The Martian" for the first time since whenever it came out. 1) Forgot how many people are in this! Jessica Chastain, Donald Glover, Kirstin Wiig, Sebastian Stan, Michael Pena, Chiwetel Ejiofor , etc. 2) This really could have been made by anyone today, any workmanlike straight to Netflix director, which is a credit to Ridley Scott, in a backhanded/roundabout way, because the direction is so smart and so chill and so straight forward for him. Like, his next movie was "Alien: Covenant," basically the bizarro version of this one. 3) Refreshing as always to see a movie about math and science and engineering and solving problems. Few and far between.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:51 (five years ago)
I thought that making all of the problem-solving on the surface into a montage was a big mistake. That was the thing people liked about the book. Not the disco jokes.
― wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 18 February 2021 04:48 (five years ago)
It's still, like, 90% problem-solving and 10% disco.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 February 2021 13:50 (five years ago)
Kohl-eyed Eva Green is probably the most arresting visual in any of his films.
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 25 April 2021 08:19 (five years ago)
I can't quite believe how bad House of Gucci is. Did nobody watch what Jared Leto was doing? Doing nobody say "are we sure we want this"?
― trishyb, Friday, 8 July 2022 14:26 (three years ago)
his entire career is like that
― Change display name in my last (onimo), Friday, 8 July 2022 14:31 (three years ago)
I guess I just don't get it. I don't understand him as a draw. And he's only barely the worst thing in this film.
― trishyb, Friday, 8 July 2022 14:53 (three years ago)
a very divisive performance - I've seen a few people citing it as the best thing in the film!
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 July 2022 15:02 (three years ago)
Saw lady gaga on a chat show introducing a couple of clips, looked like a terrible TV movie.Also saw The Martian on TV recently, such a nothing film, whole concept built on promise of stunning mise-en-scène, but everything felt completely flat and lifeless.Has RS made an actual good movie since Blade Runner? I will not accept Thelma & Louise and Gladiator as answers.
― Sudden Birdnet Thus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 July 2022 15:02 (three years ago)
T&L is way better than blade runner, a genuinely bad film that nerds like for some reason. this poll is antifeminist for ranking it over alien
― Left, Friday, 8 July 2022 15:30 (three years ago)
Last Duel ruels
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Friday, 8 July 2022 15:36 (three years ago)
everything felt completely flat and lifeless.
So, true to the book, then.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 8 July 2022 15:38 (three years ago)
IMHO, it's kind of telling that the version of Blade Runner without Ford's voiceover (which, as I understand it, he actively tried to make sound grating) is less engaging.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 8 July 2022 15:40 (three years ago)
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this is the perfect kind of movie to watch on a long flight with zero expectations going into it. at least 30 minutes too long but couldn't have cared less with affleck's wonderfully hammy count pierre
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 8 August 2022 05:03 (three years ago)
it's kind of amazing that the film manages to have a plot that hinges on a assault, tackles it very seriously, and still lets affleck be that ridiculous without detracting from the gravity of it
― mh, Monday, 8 August 2022 15:07 (three years ago)
Rewatched The Duellists for the first time in decades. I'm wondering if it's my fave of his? His whole career and much of its aesthetic descendents are all kinda right there from the get-go.
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 3 July 2023 06:22 (two years ago)
Napoleon is not my kind of a movie, to put it mildly, and I went solely as a show of support to a rep theatre I like that's teetering on the brink. Battle scenes are like car chases for me: I zone out within the first 30 seconds, no matter now expert the choreography. Only a couple here, thankfully, but they're endless.
I probably liked it as much as I could have hoped for, or I at least managed to stay awake through almost all of it. There are a few funny/campy lines, the final shot is good, and there's some interest in terms of Trump. I was going to post on the Trump Movies thread I started, but I figured that would paradoxically be grasping at straws and so obvious as to be unnecessary. There's a speech by the Duke of Wellington in particular--the one about vermin--that's so on the mark that I thought "So that's why you wanted to make this."
I'm almost always impressed by Joaquin Phoenix, but I thought he was just okay here. It felt like he never really figured out what he wanted to do with the character.
― clemenza, Saturday, 30 December 2023 23:10 (two years ago)
Uhhhhhh ... Gladiator 2?
― what you say is true but by no means (lukas), Sunday, 31 December 2023 04:47 (two years ago)
Not a fan of Napoleon or anything (you do not have to hand it to him) but seems a very bad Trump surrogate, seems almost insanely flattering to the latter.
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 31 December 2023 10:45 (two years ago)
There are obvious points of similarity; looked around last night, and it comes up a lot in reviews. Analogies are never perfect.
― clemenza, Sunday, 31 December 2023 14:57 (two years ago)
Not a fan of Napoleon or anything
are you Russian
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 December 2023 15:39 (two years ago)
Alfred I'll let u know memorials to the many horrors of the Napoleonic invasions litter my home country of Portugal!
I don't know that there are that many obvious points of similarity beyond "caused a lot of trouble" and "kind of an asshole" (which tbf is most world leaders). Napoleon effected actual structural change and picked fights with major powers that he followed through on.
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 31 December 2023 16:08 (two years ago)
lol I'm not defending him
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 December 2023 16:11 (two years ago)
lol no I get that and my reference was also tongue in cheek, just have to fit in Portugal Things whenever I get a chance
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 31 December 2023 16:13 (two years ago)
six-hour director's cut is to be about the enactment of the code napoléon in vastly precise legalistic detail, it will rule
― mark s, Sunday, 31 December 2023 16:58 (two years ago)
The Napoleonic Code--hey, I know that from A Streetcar Named Desire.
― clemenza, Sunday, 31 December 2023 17:05 (two years ago)
This felt like Paul Verhoeven without the fun. Also kind of ugly?
― completely suited to the horny decadence (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 8 January 2024 22:41 (two years ago)
― mark s
Directed by Albert Serra, mostly in close-up.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 January 2024 22:47 (two years ago)
The Napoleonic Code--hey, I know that from A Streetcar Named Desire
That was an Animaniacs joke I remember as a kid - Napoleon appears, actually drawn as if he was Marlon Brando from the '50s, and he says "down here we have the Napoleonic Code - it says you don't start the party without me." It's like one of those WB cartoon jokes that introduces everyone to classic movie references long before they actually watch those films.
― birdistheword, Monday, 8 January 2024 23:05 (two years ago)
has it been noted how he rhymes with diddly squat
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:46 (two years ago)
and cumquat
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:52 (two years ago)
My gal is red hot!!
Your gal ain't Ridley Scott!!
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:53 (two years ago)
mostly clean, sasquatch
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 01:01 (two years ago)
Hid me pot
― Wack Snyder (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:30 (two years ago)
^accurately called "feminist claptrap" by Armond White
― Dr Morbius, Friday, November 14, 2008
Dr. Wrong-O.
Re Thelma and Louise. The action set pieces get tedious in the last half hour, and some of Brad Pitt's line readings are ridic (that body helps), but Sarandon + Davis give such lived-in performances.
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 July 2024 20:19 (one year ago)
i had no idea he directed this! i'm on my first viewing and good lord this a visual feast! there's a shot maybe 5 minutes in where Thelma walks over and opens her closet which should be taught everywhere.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 18 August 2024 05:24 (one year ago)
I’m one of the weirdos who likes THE MARTIAN, in our household it’s the comfort food movie we put on after e.g. the chaos of Christmas lunch. Must have seen it six times now.
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 18 August 2024 07:25 (one year ago)
(and for the record I was underwhelmed and bored by the novel)
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 18 August 2024 07:26 (one year ago)
It's nothing special but I can def see how it would work as comfort food, kinda movie you could have on tv on a Sunday afternoon back when it mattered what was on.
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 18 August 2024 11:04 (one year ago)
I regret to inform u gladiator 2 whips ass
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 24 November 2024 06:07 (one year ago)
correction: DENZEL whips ass. Gladiator 2 the film was decent enough. i expected it to be the absolute depths of boiled garbage but it was p watchable (except for the baboons, honestly wtf was that whole thing ugh)i propose that Maximus Jr fill the coliseum w water & sharks & then freeze it for roman gladiator icecapades while atop a rhinoceros
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 December 2024 06:54 (one year ago)
is this late-period ridley scott run of the last duel, house of gucci, napoleon, and gladiator II "camp"? is it intentionally camp?
― na (NA), Tuesday, 28 January 2025 17:21 (one year ago)