hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

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lol

flopson, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 05:00 (ten years ago)

http://www.people.com/article/michael-cavallari-timeline-his-troubled-past?xid=socialflow_facebook_peoplemag

man did they stumble into a clickbait investment vehicle or what

j., Thursday, 10 December 2015 23:28 (ten years ago)

http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4b9949f67f8b9a640da40100-265/hamilton-nolan.jpg

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 19:44 (ten years ago)

I can’t believe this guy hates spin and yoga

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 19:45 (ten years ago)

Hating everything is the world's easiest schtick if you can continue getting paid for it so it's hard to blame him.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 20:05 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

Has Hamilton Nolan always been a condescending nihilist or is that new

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 December 2015 17:02 (ten years ago)

I think that's on his business cards.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 31 December 2015 18:31 (ten years ago)

http://gawker.com/the-best-posts-about-kristin-cavallari-on-gawker-in-201-1750132648

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Thursday, 31 December 2015 20:09 (ten years ago)

I am still not quite sure I understand who Kristin Cavallari is, but I do know they made a lot of posts about her

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 31 December 2015 22:51 (ten years ago)

she starred in 2 MTV reality shows about annoying rich kids from 2004 to 2010, it's just a self-flagellating 'lol this is one of the minor celebrities we pay too much attention to but ONLY AS A JOKE' gawker circle jerk. we talked about it at length itt a few weeks ago.

i got a really big steen, and they need some really big zings (some dude), Thursday, 31 December 2015 22:55 (ten years ago)

that's what she's done... but there's no sense of a person there, you know?

probably why this works

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 31 December 2015 23:35 (ten years ago)

it works?

i got a really big steen, and they need some really big zings (some dude), Friday, 1 January 2016 01:31 (ten years ago)

the worst, least working thing of any site on the web

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Friday, 1 January 2016 02:37 (ten years ago)

didn't her brother die a few weeks ago?

lots of gawker lols fer sure

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 1 January 2016 04:29 (ten years ago)

#jordans4ombudsman2016

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 1 January 2016 04:30 (ten years ago)

One thing we have to look forward to in 2016: the end of 500 days of KC

El Tomboto, Friday, 1 January 2016 06:02 (ten years ago)

I mean I could care less either way about it but I guess I won't mind having to ignore it anymore

El Tomboto, Friday, 1 January 2016 06:02 (ten years ago)

this article from eonline doesn't mention her brother either http://www.eonline.com/news/727323/kristin-cavallari-posts-stunning-makeup-free-selfie-shares-picture-of-her-snow-angel

makes u think huh

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Friday, 1 January 2016 06:27 (ten years ago)

hey, only 100 more days

J0rdan S., Friday, 1 January 2016 06:54 (ten years ago)

or so

J0rdan S., Friday, 1 January 2016 06:54 (ten years ago)

:-)

J0rdan S., Friday, 1 January 2016 06:54 (ten years ago)

I've never clicked on a single one of those posts, so I have no gauge of whether or not they're even popular. Maybe if they originally were, there's no way they still are...right?

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 1 January 2016 08:03 (ten years ago)

there's a dedicated community of fans...

J0rdan S., Friday, 1 January 2016 09:59 (ten years ago)

Jay Cutler probably reads them during games

Sorkinspeak coaxed out Oscar begging near the tabs of Link Wray (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 January 2016 11:11 (ten years ago)

think i'm just going to switch to mentalfloss or something.

how's life, Friday, 1 January 2016 14:32 (ten years ago)

fark

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 1 January 2016 14:45 (ten years ago)

fart

a (waterface), Monday, 4 January 2016 15:24 (ten years ago)

I think I've unfortunately seen maybe like three corpses in three days on rotten.com Gawker. I'm sure they'd argue that that's something other than immensely douchey and tasteless.

Beef Wets (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 January 2016 04:41 (ten years ago)

not a fan of Weegee, huh?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:18 (ten years ago)

Four in four days. Seriously, the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Beef Wets (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 January 2016 02:06 (ten years ago)

And now I think I'm just done with you fucking people. YES, WE GET THAT PEOPLE DIED, WE CAN READ THE FUCKING WORDS YOU WROTE, WE DON'T NEED A GRAPHIC VISUAL AID SPLASHED ACROSS YOUR FRONT PAGE YOU SENSATIONALIST PIGFUCKERS.

Professor Bworlph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 January 2016 11:17 (ten years ago)

Yes, what's up with this? The victims presumably haven't all been identified formally yet.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 14 January 2016 12:34 (ten years ago)

Tabloid for self-appointed clever people

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 January 2016 12:52 (ten years ago)

what's the over/under on io9 getting shuttered completely because nobody feels like bothering to replace Annalee Newitz?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 January 2016 12:55 (ten years ago)

if the alternative is an io9 headed by rob bricken, i'm all for them shutting up shop

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 January 2016 13:42 (ten years ago)

give it to Casey Chan, you simply WON'T BELIEVE how EPIC it would be!!!!!!!!!

police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 14 January 2016 14:18 (ten years ago)

lol I was gonna say, Rob Bricken will Peter Principle his way right to the top.

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 January 2016 14:20 (ten years ago)

Editing Nerd Blogs is Amazingly Beautiful

how's life, Thursday, 14 January 2016 14:23 (ten years ago)

Why don't you think Charlie Jane Anders can hold onto the throne? She's got a book coming out later this year, so there's a small degree of prestige in keeping her there.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 14 January 2016 14:35 (ten years ago)

Seems like a problem might be that when Alex has to spend all day writing his screed about how Chelsea is a bitch and the Clinton campaign is attacking Bernie from the right, he doesn't have time to be an editor, and this happens:

http://gawker.com/the-problem-with-journalism-is-you-need-an-audience-1752937252

I guess we're all done here then! Thanks!

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:21 (ten years ago)

that's a good and otm piece imo. what don't you like about it?

flopson, Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:26 (ten years ago)

It's tritely pessimistic & also, He names a number of quality diverse American publishers vs the proposed solution of 'government gives the good writers money' which can be deconstructed equally unfavorably

help computer (sleepingbag), Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:31 (ten years ago)

Besides the fact that it's a college newspaper column written by a sophomore?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:32 (ten years ago)

lol CJR actually linked to the piece and quoted the line about the true interests of the public being garbage. I give up. Where do I sign up for the job where I get paid to complain about my job?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:36 (ten years ago)

I think the sentiment has a lot in common with this hypothetical sophomore but to be fair, the writing's a bit better.

Have you read any college newspapers lately?

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:36 (ten years ago)

I don't think it's an ad hoc endorsement of government-funded media. Just seems to be the lay of the land. Quality writing on its own isn't anything, you will still end up getting gigs that pay for large interests that either are profitable from their other properties, or fund your publication out of some sense of altruism.

It's true of nearly every field, though, unless you make physical products yourself or perform manual labor, in which case you're directly contributing goods or services for cash. Then you have to question where that cash came from. Or not.

There's still a minor stripe of gawker that's writers talking about journalism or the journalism market, it seems pretty much in that niche

Just work in computer security auditing, it's non-stop complaining about the state of security

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:38 (ten years ago)

I sympathize with the sentiments in the article. I tried doing some writing for a clickbait-esque website recently and despite having a lot of freedom to write about what i want, the medium (quick turnaround, pieces pegged to whatever hot item is trending), is very unpleasant. otoh historically writing has only rarely been associated w/ any kind of profitability and not having a huge literature market hasn't stopped mankind in the past from generating great + important texts. it might even be that the less profitable writing is, the better the writing you'll get since all the not-so-talented writer hacks will stop writing and you'll just be left with ppl who have to write bc they feel compelled to say something important or compelled to write as some kind of metaphysical experience idk now i'm rambling and have to get back to work writing copy for my company.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:42 (ten years ago)

why do you think good, "literary"-ish journalism outlets keep closing, other than for the reasons mentioned by ham? is there a smart non-sophomoric reason, or is it just sophomoric to say the true reason?

flopson, Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:43 (ten years ago)

good journalism doesn't create it's own market and the demand for it is highly depend on the fragile whims and egos of super-elites is a good thesis imo

flopson, Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:45 (ten years ago)

i like the contrapuntal dissonance of holding up England Britain as a non-capitalist model of journalism right underneath a photo of someone reading the Daily Star

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:47 (ten years ago)


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