Twitter C/D

dad. fearer of god. alabama football. hate muslims.

pretty much anyone who isn't a professional sportswriter whose twitter bio leads off with something about their sports teams should be shot too

i'm feeling pretty autocratic this morning

father of two sons. christ-lover. full stack web dev. go cowboys!

god. family. pushups. rangers. in that order.

you guys are picky

bacon impresario, fantasy sports maven, liberals dont @ me, picky

the 'one more pushup' guy redeemed twitter for a good 6 weeks for me

opinions are my own. retweets are not endorsements.

okay i think i prefer reading twitter on web now - opening it up, scrolling down a little, closing it. seems like a more chill option than watching the unread tweet count in tweetbot as i slowly consume the entire feed.

ppl with professional twitter accounts who list "father of two sons" or something first

isn't the standard "father to two wonderful sons"?

fearer of god

this construction seems to be weirdly popular in people's social media or tinder biogs - like "lover of gin", "drinker of tea" etc. i guess this kinda thing is low level viral, like warts.

voice of god. opinions his own

i like when people who have like 200 followers and but still mention the company they work for are like "all views my own" as if it's going to be on the front page of the paper that a product manager at massive media said they were in two minds about bombing syria, while taking a shit.

of one mind about bombing the bowl

decent pathos to those ones that have "sometimes blogs on someofmythoughts.blogspot.com"

the "follower of christ" or "christ-follower" or whatever thing instead of just saying "christian" is the worst evangelical-to-twitter-bio thingy

botherer of god

have all this innocuous stuff in yr bio, picture of your baby as your picture, and then spew hatred at ppl who express political thoughts you dislike

botherer of god

this made me laugh so much i wish i could use it

this construction seems to be weirdly popular in people's social media or tinder biogs - like "lover of gin", "drinker of tea" etc. i guess this kinda thing is low level viral, like warts.

it's all a deeply submerged nod to "kicker of elves"

Brb adding kicker of elves to my profile.

dododididi

writer. world-changer. ouroborous.

grind hard, hustle with purpose, #teamfollowback

i h8 the word "hustle" so much now

theres a thinkpiece abt the decline of middle class stability and the rise of that word floating in the ether

hustling clicks

Who got catfished on weird Twitter I wanna know

max

i cant believe max convinced the women of online to make out with drydickrando

Hoping moscaddie's actually a dude

http://i.imgur.com/jnmxJl2.png

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when famous ppl who dont really understand twitter get on there and fight with everyone and look foolish is one of the best things about the platform

like i have no idea what hes talking abt dont follow him was just making fun of saying ad homs

remember when glenn greenwald used to respond to everyone who made fun of him lmao

ppl have a thing about respect, like hey, this rapscallion disrespected me, as did these 13 other rapscallions that followed, i will have satisfaction and the last word with all of them

ya lol its like exactly the opposite of what they shd do

http://i.imgur.com/sdTzzry.png

attempting to school him

lol

fighting the good fight

jeffrey wright used to get into fights with randos

most celebs who do that seem to constantly find themselves posting a string of "enough for one night, some real morons out there, as per usual" type tweets, circa midnight, every few weeks.

slightly lesser celebrity but the golfer, lee westwood, had a memorable meltdown after getting abuse for playing a terrible round.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/aug/12/lee-westwood-attack-twitter-trolls

The parent humblebrag thing is so common - seems more so with fathers than mothers tho.

kind of diff genre but let's not forget that james woods sued a twitter for calling him a cokehead

Twitter-dad humblebrag, succinctly: MY SEED, IT WORKS.

Respect to any whose offspring are now well into their 20s or older.

Rupert Murdoch Verified account
@rupertmurdoch

Billionaire tyrant and father of six (that I know of ;p)
Joined December 2011

whole lotta ad homs on twitter

love RT ad homs, to endorse them