Bait My Clickhole

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/can-you-match-child-reason-they-were-put-adoption-3531

okay no

okay YES

Even if I didn't have personal reasons for finding that distasteful, it's just not funny.

I'm with DJP on this one -- seemed hurtful and I don't get what the target is.

Then again I loved the one with two diff lifeguards saving Timothy McVeigh and a lot of my facebook friends did not appreciate that one.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-incredible-ways-eat-eggs-any-meal-3501

biggest laugh of the last fortnight. n.b. i am silly

don't pretend you haven't attempted no.4, imago

That one kind of reminds me of Joan Cornella

irl lol, thx :)

John McCain (Republican presidential candidate): Everyone loved the fact that I had flown into the sky and slept in a foreign town and performed a war about flags. But what they loved most was how after mentioning these things I would say, “That’s how it was, but now I’m back. And I’m standing here filled to the brim with saliva, and I need to go to the hospital.”

http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-2000-election-3550

George W. Bush: Still I can’t and won’t understand my mind about the election which is one day from now, and no I haven’t known what will or won’t come to pass in the Millennium Choice, or whether there is a memory now, and it’s impossible to tell. Here is a guess: 15 years ago I will be a candidate, then perhaps there will come an impossible labyrinth and I will solve it with my smile and at last 14 years years ago I will hope to be a president, which might happen, and I don’t know.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/war-christmas-historically-black-churches-south-ke-3568

damn, ClickHole

Dick Cheney: It’s cliché to say that Florida is the dual action problem peninsula where throbbing neon beach berserkers live mere miles from decrepit suntan cousins twice removed, but it’s true, and it was key to the election.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-cat-gifs-blind-3576

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-librarians-about-most-italian-guy-they-3642

loved both of those

http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/find-out-what-joanna-newsom-bryan-cranston-and-dr--3663

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-badass-female-mma-fighters-who-better-not-try-cr-3654

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-librarians-about-most-italian-guy-they-3642

― you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Thursday, December 10, 2015 12:23 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This one is fantastic, and it also perfectly follows the formula of the lifeguard one, which somehow only made it funnier for me.

I think that's sorta the point!

http://www.clickhole.com/search?tags=22

(favourite for me is http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-priests-whats-heaviest-thing-they-ever-2316 )

lol #6, #9 and #22 are the same guy

yeah theres like a dozen of that article and they all have the exact same formula but it doesn't stop them from being funny somehow

this one is kind of an inversion of the form though http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-pilots-where-skydivers-go-when-they-ju-2395

Yeah the first one I ever read actually was the first one "We Asked 22 Women What Bats Taste Like And Most Of Them Didn’t Know But 2 Of Them Did"

yeah theres like a dozen of that article and they all have the exact same formula but it doesn't stop them from being funny somehow

― ciderpress, Tuesday, December 15, 2015 10:24 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you only eagerly anticipate the two or three that actually answer the weird question. It's like they stumbled onto some way more advanced version of the comedy rule of 3.

http://www.clickhole.com/video/houses-amazing-christmas-lights-display-set-coffee-3665

lol

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-santa-can-you-master-sleigh-and-deliver-gift-3631#3,

http://www.clickhole.com/video/home-holidays-8-high-school-friends-you-always-run-1635

yeah thats a good one. also v much enjoyed 'how your mom explains your job' piece

http://www.clickhole.com/video/incredible-watch-man-realize-one-person-he-really--3406

cute little Easter egg: if you reload this video a few times, you'll see the bald bearded man lying naked on his bed and palpating a steel rod with his toes while he whispers, 'I'm waiting for you...my friend...my friend"

cute

http://www.clickhole.com/article/heartwarming-american-and-isis-forces-came-togethe-3635

i was delighted to click on this headline and see that it was a video, and it met my expectations

http://www.clickhole.com/video/5-foods-youve-been-eating-completely-wrong-1358

fucking hell
http://www.clickhole.com/article/latest-attack-isis-created-lamb-chop-puppet-realis-3637

A+

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-things-women-wish-men-would-do-during-sex-3800

okay lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBUedM4PWpk

got a Blue Jam vibe from that

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/problem-flash-why-doesnt-flash-hike-appalachian-tr-3775

loved that

this is one of the best of the 22 series i think http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-tv-critics-whats-their-favorite-episod-3766

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-us-judges-about-most-scientifically-am-3593

9. Valerie Morrison, 10th District Judge, New York – “I once sentenced a 14-year-old shoplifter to a punishment that forced us to reconsider what mankind was capable of. Utilizing a radical medical procedure I developed over the course of 15 years of intense research, I cryogenically froze the shoplifter from the neck down while leaving his head unfrozen, thus allowing his head to age while the rest of his body remained frozen in time. I released him 70 years later, and he was a 14-year-old boy with the head of an 84-year-old man. He looked in the mirror and he screamed and screamed. ‘How am I possible?’ he cried. He had become a chimeric monstrosity—a Minotaur of Time, with the head of old age and the body of youth. Contemporary scientists still puzzle over how I was able to engineer this beast of justice, for in punishing this shoplifter, I became a master over Time itself! That boy will never shoplift again, and it’s all because I had the courage to dream beyond the boundaries of the infinite and voyage beyond the realm of the possible.”

http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-facebook-2907

lmao

http://www.clickhole.com/article/uncanny-man-looks-exactly-truck-mad-max-3835

http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-comedian-perfectly-shut-down-heckler-3891

no, really, watch that one.

lol

haha wow

sincerely glad i watched that