http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/23/mans-tattoo-a-constant-reminder-of-time-of-time-he-stabbed-panther-in-face/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:18 (ten years ago)
i'm still non-onion onions but the hard times has definitely made me laugh
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/05/06/mid-twenties-hardcore-fan-enters-liking-hockey-phase/
― balls, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 22:48 (ten years ago)
Oh man that punk dad one - I saw the pic and thought "that's not Eugene!" as I was right near the spot where that was taken in Spokane yesterday (with my son, whose earlier, colic-influence work I definitely do not prefer):
http://i0.wp.com/thehardtimes.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/poppy.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/YIbnDja.jpg
― joygoat, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 23:26 (ten years ago)
Colic is the noise of children.
― nickn, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 23:32 (ten years ago)
if we're allowed to do hard times articles, this one started out slow but had a few great moments halfway in:
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/20/mixed-bill-show-creates-opportunity-new-people-meet-share-ideas-fist-fight/
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Thursday, 26 November 2015 18:57 (ten years ago)
ska jokes may be a low form of humor, but they work
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Thursday, 26 November 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)
yeah i think it's gonna take a LOT of ska jokes for me not to find ska jokes funny
― balls, Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:18 (ten years ago)
They need to pick it up
― joygoat, Friday, 27 November 2015 02:00 (ten years ago)
lol
― goole, Monday, 30 November 2015 18:20 (ten years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/frustrated-gunman-cant-believe-how-far-he-has-driv-51923
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:58 (ten years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/reince-priebus-forced-back-into-ancient-puzzle-box-29803
― The Male Gaz Coombes (Neil S), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:53 (ten years ago)
The fuck ... ?
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/20/business/media/univision-buying-large-stake-in-the-onion.html
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 16:41 (ten years ago)
I hope the Onion homepage has a keypad and "PRESS ONE FOR ENGLISH" on it for a week
― we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 8 February 2016 19:16 (ten years ago)
https://twitter.com/the_intercept/status/699700005628674053 hmmmmmm
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 22:14 (ten years ago)
well it is pretty weak
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 22:30 (ten years ago)
Feels like there have been a bit too many of these kind of things lately:
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/top-advantages-ditching-cable-52372
I get that they have to make money and it feels weird to complain about the journalistic objectivity of the onion, but still
― silverfish, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:06 (ten years ago)
dying: http://www.theonion.com/article/noam-chomsky-announces-las-vegas-residency-52508
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 10 March 2016 20:09 (ten years ago)
ok i lol'd @ “I’m so excited—I’ve been into Chomsky since college,” said 49-year-old Boise, ID social worker Karen Wenning
― Mordy, Thursday, 10 March 2016 20:12 (ten years ago)
Wow:
Drone Places Fresh Kill On Steps Of White House
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 10 March 2016 20:18 (ten years ago)
i guess Hil's big donor hasn't trussed em up yet
http://www.theonion.com/article/clinton-throws-flash-grenade-divert-attention-ques-52499
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 March 2016 21:24 (ten years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/i-would-die-2-know-52896
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 9 May 2016 19:29 (ten years ago)
like rupert murdoch, the onion's scott dikkers is calling it for captain combover ~ seriously
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/onion-founder-thinks-trump-faked-lawyer-article-1.2644422?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 22 May 2016 20:11 (ten years ago)
I really like The Hard Times:
http://thehardtimes.net/2016/05/26/crust-punk-squatting-in-white-house-for-15-years-now-legally-president/
― a man a plan alive (man alive), Thursday, 26 May 2016 22:12 (ten years ago)
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 May 2016 23:52 (ten years ago)
are there several levels of satirical remove here or are the onion really just letting angry nerds go on goofy rants
http://www.starwipe.com/article/fuck-3151
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Friday, 17 June 2016 13:29 (nine years ago)
It may be a 'sex house'-style thing? Or not.
http://www.starwipe.com/article/seriously-what-are-we-even-doing-3137
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 June 2016 13:34 (nine years ago)
those were helpfully informative stories.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 17 June 2016 13:47 (nine years ago)
Hits too close to home:Coworker With Two Computer Screens Not Fucking Around
― Dan I., Friday, 17 June 2016 21:25 (nine years ago)
They even got me on the tabs, jesus
― Dan I., Friday, 17 June 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)
I'm getting RSI just by looking at that elbow position
― kinder, Friday, 17 June 2016 21:33 (nine years ago)
The genius of the onion has always been the ability to spot a cliche before you did
― blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2016 21:34 (nine years ago)
they're really going to miss joe biden, three nibs in one day!
http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-chokes-while-describing-hardworking-american-53364
http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-regales-dnc-story-80s-girl-band-vixen-breaki-53366
http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-busted-dnc-parking-lot-selling-bootleg-im-he-53360
if you've never done so, i highly recommend reading every article in the onion's joe biden tag.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 July 2016 12:14 (nine years ago)
I will miss Diamond Joe
― circa1916, Thursday, 28 July 2016 14:25 (nine years ago)
me too, i fucking love all those pieces.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 July 2016 14:33 (nine years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/onions-full-coverage-joe-bidens-2016-dnc-speech-53368
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 July 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)
yeah i just toured through a few, they're so frikkin funny
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 28 July 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/37-year-old-makes-absolutely-heartbreaking-last-di-53535
me
― 龜, Thursday, 25 August 2016 11:30 (nine years ago)
Lol yes
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:05 (nine years ago)
ha so many of my students like 21 pilots and play it in my room at club meetings and im like *waiting for an opportunity to play beyonce again*
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 26 August 2016 02:54 (nine years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/case-mr-kerry-give-me-case-demands-malaysian-ambas-53916
pretty sure whoever does the photoshop work at the onion has the most fun job in america
― iatee, Monday, 12 September 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)
this kind of dark pathos is my favorite onion layer:http://www.theonion.com/graphic/kid-with-rough-home-life-gives-mickey-extra-long-h-34788
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 31 March 2017 20:56 (nine years ago)
I still laugh the hardest at mundane shit like this (which they seem to be doing less of these days, what with Trump and all):
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/dogs-eye-gunk-wiped-back-dog-55523
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Friday, 31 March 2017 21:15 (nine years ago)
that's amazing
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 31 March 2017 21:49 (nine years ago)
Have been giggling over this for a good five minutes now:
http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/161320306119/maybe-shell-be-attractive-later-say-citizens
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:05 (nine years ago)
What is wrong with the left that they think these sorts of things are funny? https://t.co/sAxON5xxmh— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) June 1, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 June 2017 21:40 (nine years ago)
U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths https://t.co/sGdpBBF7WI pic.twitter.com/YzdPH8Ioin— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 4, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)
i have to say, it's pretty amazing that a humor institution like this has kept up a fair level of quality for so long. SNL has kind of always been crap but it's especially bad now, Simpsons are obviously awful now, etc. it's not quite as acerbic as it used to be but still
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 10 July 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)
i think their peak was when they really devoted themselves to the videos a few years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wHMaJ6AtNs
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 10 July 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)
Sometimes I think of an old Onion headline and google it to remind myself and they're pushing 20 years old at this point.
― joygoat, Monday, 10 July 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)
i dunno maybe i'm getting out of touch, i remember national lampoon seeming pretty dated when i had some of their stuff as a kid
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 10 July 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)