mort drucker, sam viviano, jack davis are the kings of this shit
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2015 22:54 (ten years ago)
this is one of those threads that just keeps on giving, no matter how much you convince yourself there just aren't any godawful forgotten 70s/80s comedies left.
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:33 (ten years ago)
last one is all-time ghastly.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:36 (ten years ago)
if anything this thread is a reminder of just how *many* fucking movies get made, and how many fall into complete and total oblivion, never to be seen again
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:38 (ten years ago)
Seeing these things makes me long for an Easy Riders-esque book about them. I mean, we've heard enough about The Godfather and Star Wars already--How the fuck did Vasectomy:A Delicate Matter happen?
― Boz Scaggs was Adele back in 1976 (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 November 2015 00:18 (ten years ago)
no one knows. everyone involved died mysteriously
― Οὖτις, Friday, 20 November 2015 00:21 (ten years ago)
...and no heirs, because vasectomies.
― Boz Scaggs was Adele back in 1976 (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 November 2015 00:26 (ten years ago)
Moving Violation & Doin Time = Boring movie titles like I've got my own movie to do done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 20 November 2015 02:41 (ten years ago)
yeah you think you've got some grasp on how much crap hollywood made (it doesn't produce nearly as many movies anymore is my guess, at least not to theaters), and then you find out someone made a comedy about paul sorvino getting a vasectomy
― balls, Monday, 23 November 2015 02:03 (ten years ago)
special guest appearance by lorne green btw
― balls, Monday, 23 November 2015 02:04 (ten years ago)
^^His final film, according to imdb!
― Boz Scaggs was Adele back in 1976 (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 November 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)
Whoa, that movie was from 1986?
― pplains, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:02 (ten years ago)
peak-period Sorvino
― Οὖτις, Monday, 23 November 2015 23:08 (ten years ago)
it's helpful to be reminded just how many awful movies were made in pretty much any given decade.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 23 November 2015 23:10 (ten years ago)
https://scopophiliamovieblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/bad-manners-2.png
― Bitch I'm in the 2112 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 06:35 (ten years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51F06eMU90L.jpg
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 20:36 (ten years ago)
http://www.westernposterpage.com/waterhole3.jpg
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 20:39 (ten years ago)
Great batch.
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)
just how many Animal House rip offs were there in the late 70s/early 80s??
― piscesx, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 23:20 (ten years ago)
I imagine about the same number of pulp fiction ripoffs in the mid to late 90s
― joygoat, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 23:22 (ten years ago)
Don't forget American Graffiti ripoffs!
https://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/6/A70-3400
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 31 December 2015 09:49 (ten years ago)
clicked thread. did not expect there would be so, so many of these
― davey, Thursday, 31 December 2015 12:27 (ten years ago)
Flodder (1986)
http://www.flodder.tv/Resources/flodder1affiche0a.jpeg
Flodder in Amerika! (1992)
http://www.flodder.tv/Resources/americaaffichegoa.jpeg
Flodder 3 (1995)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d1/Flodder3.jpg
― soref, Thursday, 31 December 2015 19:42 (ten years ago)
according to wiki the film follows an anti-social, dysfunctional family who move to an affluent, upper-class neighbourhood as part of a social experiment which results in mayhem as the Flodder family refuses to adapt
also this slightly odd footnote about the Québec dub:
The film was translated into joual (a Québec working class dialect) and distributed in Québec under the title Les Lavigueur déménagent (The Lavigueurs are moving). The name Lavigueur was taken from a Montreal working-class family who had made headlines in 1986 after winning what was then the largest jackpot ever awarded in a Canadian lottery, at 6/49. The family ― except for Yve Lavigueur ― attempted to sue the filmmakers, but they could do nothing as nobody owns a particular last name, especially a popular one. Yve, on the other hand, went to the premiere, where he quickly realized that the film had nothing to do with his family, which infuriated him. Drugs clouded his judgment. He thought that a film about his family would be a good thing, when, in fact, it was done to mock them.[2]
― soref, Thursday, 31 December 2015 19:47 (ten years ago)
wowwwww, Flodder series is a great find. also great "unusual details in wikipedia articles" material.
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 31 December 2015 19:52 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/WjLFMJr.jpg
― gr8080, Thursday, 31 December 2015 21:31 (ten years ago)
Photoshop, but with the heart in the right place...
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/988772_1013890038669401_4749091585694674974_n.jpg?oh=fbb5c637b478ac9970abd61380f4f78e&oe=56FD3D27
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 3 January 2016 20:18 (ten years ago)
http://ca.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/6/A70-3400
― pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:36 (ten years ago)
oops
oops again...this one is already upthread.
― pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:37 (ten years ago)
foreign posters for Britannia Hospital (lol at selling it as "the M*A*S*H of socialized medicine")
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/86/MPW-43472
https://fbwebsitedefaultstorage.blob.core.windows.net/film/1696/uk/britannia-hospital-poster.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 7 February 2016 03:32 (ten years ago)
Franzetta:
http://www.heavymetal.com/news/13-screwball-comedy-movie-posters-by-frank-frazetta/
― Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 11 February 2016 08:50 (ten years ago)
wowwwww.
"mixed company" setting off alarm bells over here. "mad monster party" apparently trying to pre-empt MAD magazine's spoof by using their exact typeface/bolding.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 February 2016 12:30 (ten years ago)
Mad Monster Party? wasn't official MAD but had ties - Harvey Kurtzman co-wrote the script and Jack Davis did character design.
― saki, Thursday, 11 February 2016 14:25 (ten years ago)
literally stepping on the naked black kid xp
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:19 (ten years ago)
High Stakes (1986), starring Dave Foley when he like 21 or something
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mk%2Br7w06L.jpg
― soref, Friday, 12 February 2016 00:20 (ten years ago)
"...a graphic adventure on PC and Macintosh!"
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 February 2016 00:27 (ten years ago)
http://www.filmposters.com/images/posters/11247.jpg
The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming! (1966)
― shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 February 2016 03:16 (ten years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/Reb_Al/Davy%20Crockett%20%20Indian%20Fighter%20Comic/Viva---2.jpg
Viva Max!(1969
― Bernie Sanders Give You So Much Bro (Doctor Casino), Friday, 4 March 2016 19:15 (ten years ago)
great find. and very design-y for Davis! wonder if it was from some art director's concept.
― glandular lansbury (sic), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:02 (ten years ago)
would buy this thread as a coffee table book btw
― pantsuit aficionado (stevie), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:51 (ten years ago)
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Thursday, November 19, 2015 4:54 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is super OTM but it immediately made me think of Dick DeBartolo, who you'd think would've been similarly in demand but I can't find information about him ever having done a movie poster. If anyone discovers otherwise, though, it's surefire fodder for this thread.
― Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Saturday, 5 March 2016 17:10 (ten years ago)
http://www.rockpopmem.com/images/products/square/64350.jpg
wikipedia attempts to explain:
I've Gotta Horse was Billy Fury's second hit feature film and as well as a number of human stars including Amanda Barrie, Michael Medwin and Jon Pertwee and pop bands The Gamblers and The Bachelors it featured his own race horse Anselmo as well as several of his own dogs in a musical comedy...Based on the star's famous love of animals, this musical comedy portrays Billy setting out to add a sheepdog to his vast entourage of animals and coming back with an irresistible horse named Armitage instead. To his manager's horror, Billy smuggles the horse backstage during rehearsals for his big show and the horse proceeds to create havoc. Little do either of them know that Armitage is actually a thoroughbred racehorse. Then Billy's horse contracts pneumonia and Billy must choose between love of his horse and the big show.
the films titular song is pretty catchy: https://youtu.be/urYHt3J0WkQ
― soref, Monday, 7 March 2016 18:18 (ten years ago)
huh, yeah, that's pretty good. guy's really glad to have a horse. movie writes itself really.
― Bernie Sanders Give You So Much Bro (Doctor Casino), Monday, 7 March 2016 18:24 (ten years ago)
conspicuous lack of horses on the poster.
― new noise, Monday, 7 March 2016 19:20 (ten years ago)
Secondarily, this thread is a great reminder of just how many terrible, forgettable and forgotten films Hollywood has put out during every era.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 7 March 2016 20:39 (ten years ago)
Seriously. I was browsing the Wikipedia page for 1960-something in film and I was like, wtf even are most of these highest grossing movies from 1960-something? Try explaining to your grandchildren what a Fast 5 was.
― Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 March 2016 20:43 (ten years ago)
Wasn't Dick DeBartolo more of a writer than an artist?
― pplains, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 00:49 (ten years ago)
yes, Old Lunch is thinking of Angelo Torres maybe?
― soref, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 00:54 (ten years ago)
Torres is no Drucker or Davis
― glandular lansbury (sic), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 02:37 (ten years ago)