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yeah, he lied about having a vasectomy, and then got his wife pregnant. I'd kick him out, too!

― kenan, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

pete ('cool bald pal') is kinda my favorite character, he seems like he should be on newhart or something

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

hadn't thought of that, but 8080

― kenan, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha remember when hes talking to his son on the phone? 'this is elmo! elmo says aim your pee-pee at the potty!'

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

will arnett is always funny to me, but his bathrobe kept stealing his scenes - cut to perfect comedy length!

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha followed by "HOW IS THAT ELMO'S FAULT???"

He's one of a very select group of guys who look really good with that bald / longish hair combo -- total handsomest-on-show action. It's also kind of weird that Jenna is meant to be Liz's old friend, but Pete seems like way more her buddy than Jenna could ever be.

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

Actually wait, was the first part "aim you pee-pee at the potty, not at your mom?"

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

i would love to see a show based around that dudes life

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

In 1997 Scott recorded the voices for the King of Payne, Sir Psycho, The Duke of Bourbon, and Merlin for Williams' "Medieval Madness" pinball machine.

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah even though he is a bastard for the vasectomy thing, i could totally see him as perfect dude pal or roommate.
xpost to nabisco's first post

― tehresa, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

medieval madness rules!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Liz: I can't believe you bet your wedding ring.
Pete: I know. Weird thing is, I had money left.

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

Jenna: Hey, I've gotta miss an hour of rehearsal today 'cause I just found out from my publicist, I've been booked on The View.
Pete: Oh, Jenna, that's great. For the first time in your life, you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one.

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Jenna's response to that is great, too: "I KNOW!"

― kenan, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

I loved that Pete and Liz showed up at work wearing the same thing.

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Especially since they looked like the Kingston Trio.

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

i am rofling hard at 'how is that elmo's fault?!'

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

The internet is like two steps away from people saying "I'm ROFLing balls," isn't it.

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

roffling my cock off

― kenan, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Did I hallucinate it or did Jack-as_Jefferson called Maury "Maurence"?

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

"No sir, we just talked about Anderson Cooper mostly."

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahhaha no you did not hallucinate that.
xpost

― maura, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
"No. I don't do that."

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

i could talk about this show all day

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

i also liked the they kept the lemon/jordan star wars fetish going this episode

liz only had tootsie and star wars and on the maury show jefferson said "may the force be with you"

also the scene waking up with a dvd menu repeating itself is pretty classic

― cutty, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

i could talk about this show all day

i kind of have to force myself not to

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

I definitely had to rewind to make sure I hadn't made up "Maurence" in the midst of a hail of lolz

― A B C, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

'if kenneth can beat me, and you can beat kenneth, then by the transitive property, you should beat me too!!!!'

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

"I leave particles of guys like you in my wind."

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

on the maury show jefferson said "may the force be with you"

hahahahah forgot all about this

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

I was just recapping the "white guy dials a phone like this" stand-up for someone, via imitation:

ME: beep boop beep (pause) boop beep
PERSON: What was that in the middle?
ME: No seriously, he licked his finger!

(Sometimes I am tempted to sign up for some kind of amateur sign-up night and do like 10 straight minutes of this kind of thing, except instead of black/white I'd do "Eritrean walks his dog like this," or "Hutus drive like this, but Tutsis, Tutsis drive this."

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Or maybe "Senegalese guy" and "Gambian guy" -- Hutus / Tutsis = too soon :(

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

you should do that!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

This would totally involve a fake Foreigner accent and lots of "amirite? guys? amirite? cause that's how Kashmiris drive, seriously."

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

(Any Muslim comedians who read this and want to steal the idea for a "Sunnis drive a car bomb like this, but Shias..." bit is totally welcome.)

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Tracy's delivery of the word "drama" after explaining his Norbit-style Thomas Jefferson film was perfect.

― Gukbe, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

man on the street commercial for tarzan on ice

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2285/kennethdooron7.gif

― A B C, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

"love is like an onion. you peel away layer after stinky layer until you're just... weeping over the sink."

― ^@^, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

"what's that? mc lyte just murdered danny bonaduce?!? thanks PHONE."

― ^@^, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

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― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

I would pay good money to see MC Lyte murder Danny Bonaduce.

― Nicole, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

"thanks PHONE" was great

i hope other people love this show as much as we do, cause we love the shit out of it

― cutty, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

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My jaw hit the floor at that.

I'm going to be all over the season 1 dvd set.

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

it's like the audience for a bobby mcferrin concert up in here!

― tehresa, Friday, 6 April 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

MY you're friendly!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 7 April 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

I feel as confused and betrayed as those people who worked with Tootsie.

― mizzell, Saturday, 7 April 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

SUCH A GOOD SHOW!!!!!

― s1ocki, Saturday, 7 April 2007 08:50 (nineteen years ago)

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I am wiping away the tears, because I forgot about Will Arnett's short robe while he was doing his karate, and then when he walked to the hotel room door, there it was again.

Also "I rode a horse all the way from heaven".

Please don't ever let them take away my show.

― accentmonkey, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

they won't, for another season at least

― impudent harlot, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

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