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Pure, rich honey is used in this soft and erotic flavored body dust. Brush it onto your lover with the handcrafted feather duster and your lover will feel like an exotic, perfumed breeze is blowing against their bare skin. Then gently trace your lover's contours with your mouth and intake the sweet smell and taste of honey while you both enjoy the silky smooth feel of the Honey Dust between your warm bodies. Delicious.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

*enlightened*

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

panties with remote

LIKE THE BATMOBILE!?!?!?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

*speaking into watch/spy-phone*

HE'S GETTING AWAY...PANTIES, I NEED YOU, STAT!

*panties leap into action*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, does it light up so you can find it in the dark?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha - not exactly, nick. (but seriously, how cool would that be?)

and it might, Jimmy, I really have no idea why. Maybe they think that the cervix doesn't get enough light.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe it's ment to be used in conjunction with a speculum?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

...like those magnifying eyeglasses with the little flashlights attatched?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Possibly, but I think it'd get in the way, more than anything.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I guess that's a few too many vegetables in the pie...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

And so I will not be concentrating on work at all for the rest of the day.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Quite the metaphor, that is.

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Because of pie?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

heh. Not as good as "mayonnaising," but colorful nonetheless.

Is luna mayonnaising today?

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll have to draw your own conclusions.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

And no, not because of the pie (though I agree, quite the analogy) but it was at about that point that I realized I should give up the pretense altogether.

What I should really do is go home and ... well, go home.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Right... a lot happens between those ellipsese...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I got totally satisfied today, and then immediately came down with chills, fever, whole-body ache and a 101 fever. DON'T DO IT, KIDS!!

I'm not sure I "got totally satisfied" today (actually, I'm pretty sure I haven't been totally satisfied since the last Presidential election) (the last last one) (no, wait, the LAST last last one), but the same shit happened to me, too! I just got home from work and I feel like I was put on a rack and filled with spit. DON'T DO ANYTHING, KIDS!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear I am in danger of spontaneously combusting.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang in there. As Dan Rather would say, "Courage."

Maybe thinking of Dan Rather will ease your pain?

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://crankygreg.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/ratherbeet.jpg

"Think about something else."

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Um no. Not at all.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't make me pull out the Andy Rooney on you.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

My ex-boyfriend left a couple of comments on my blog yesterday, and I've been horny-and-maudlin ever since

(as opposed to, like, just horny)

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

oh that's a horrible combo. my sympathies.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Dan Rather the Bea Arthur of tv news men? I think yes.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not even sure Andy Rooney would work. It's been the last several days now, and no matter what I do, it's not abating.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Flog your cooter.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeanne is very wise.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I did that!

It was hot.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Then there is no hope for you.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I know.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Bummer.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure it's necessarily a bad thing.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

No, but even a lady demands total satisfaction SOMETIMES, right?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

only so much as hunger is a bad thing when you have no food. wait, no, that's worse, cause i've never been able to stroke my tummy and feel full.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

My theory: it's the kind of horny that requires not only orgasm, but foreplay before and cuddling afterwards, and possibly a return visit, and maybe even marriage and old age and death.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the worst kind of horny to have when you're single. And it only happens when you're single.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/butts.jpg

― The Ghost of Just Trying To Help (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the kind of horny that requires not only orgasm, but foreplay before and cuddling afterwards, and possibly a return visit

Totally. My horniness gets to a raging point and then depression sets in. I need a woman!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

t/s rabbit vs magic wand?

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Make that thread; follow your curiosity (for the rest of the mens, who have only the fleshlight).

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The magic wand does indeed live up to its name, however, it has only low and high settings and sometimes too much exposure to the high setting can leave you feeling a little... numb.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

My theory: it's the kind of horny that requires not only orgasm, but foreplay before and cuddling afterwards, and possibly a return visit, and maybe even marriage and old age and death

It is exactly that kind, with many many many repeat visits. And then more after that.

I don't know about the marriage part, though, I don't think I was a very good wife, but if nothing else, I'm an excellent fuck.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

how does this thread work?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

with a magic wand

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

/meta

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mar/63819245.html

― sexy waitress connie stevens (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Most important qualities for us are: Experience & real contacts in this industry.

Marketing experience or vibrator experience?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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