pearls of wisdom from the thanksgiving dinner table

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hahahaha ha ha haha HA

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 08:39 (nineteen years ago) link

The context was something like:
"Why would Elizabeth Taylor want to marry a gay?"
"Why would he want to marry her? For the money?"
"Not likely. Most homosexuals are quite well off."

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Saturday, 27 November 2004 08:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, now we know that discrimination against homosexuals is officially over. They're all RICH, after all.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 08:43 (nineteen years ago) link

That's what got me. Like the government writes you a big check if you come out of the closet. Or is the implication that only someone living a life of wealth, privilege and leisure would "decide" to be gay? I dunno, either way it cracked me up.

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Saturday, 27 November 2004 08:48 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a strong argument aginst Will and Grace, either way.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 09:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Like the government writes you a big check if you come out of the closet. Or is the implication that only someone living a life of wealth, privilege and leisure would "decide" to be gay

Like the government writes you a big check if you are born Jewish. Or is the implication that only someone living a life of wealth, privilege and leisure would "decide" to be a Jew?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 09:25 (nineteen years ago) link

OK Momus

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Saturday, 27 November 2004 09:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, come on. Absurd is absurd.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 09:29 (nineteen years ago) link

There's seven gay bankers that control the world economy.

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Saturday, 27 November 2004 09:39 (nineteen years ago) link

That's the spirit.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 09:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Carey, why did you go home? I thought you had given that up?

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 27 November 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

"Did you hear about the Amish woman who took another lover? She likes two Mennonite." (men a night, obv, ho ho, punny!)

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, November 26, 2004 4:10 PM (2 years ago)

Wait, kenan, was she a J-Dub?

― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

Don't know if you heard about this or not, but wikipedia stole the election from Hillary.

― pplains, Friday, 25 November 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

five years pass...

Let the Seasonal Stockholm Syndrome begin!

― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 November 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link

😳

― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 23:15 (one year ago) link

i have curated my family feed such that I don't get bad opinions

― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 23:26 (one year ago) link

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