I don't mind the Bourdain man, pretty sure he'd admit he has a shtick
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)
It’s not that I’m not open to the reality that the food world was like this from a few people’s perspective
having trouble parsing this
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:48 (ten years ago)
he gets that he's a clown to plenty of people in his field of expertise
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 18:15 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX5y9b-UwAAH3J0.jpg
― j., Monday, 4 January 2016 20:50 (ten years ago)
his face looks greasier than the hot dog
― pratt truss it (dan m), Monday, 4 January 2016 21:49 (ten years ago)
Is he carrying that over a threshold?
― nickn, Monday, 4 January 2016 21:56 (ten years ago)
it's his son
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:32 (ten years ago)
I don't know, looks like he's planning on making sweet love to it later in the evening.
― nickn, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:37 (ten years ago)
how can we know that all these hypotheses are mutually exclusive?
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 05:43 (ten years ago)
Surely he must be really sick of having to keep up with the ridiculous hair and beard bleaching. That shit is high maintenance!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 09:50 (ten years ago)
Just what the world needed: Ted Cruz/Guy Fieri erotic fanfic!
Mildly NSFW: http://lanamacondo.tumblr.com/post/144719920453/frosted-tips
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 30 May 2016 15:32 (ten years ago)
Bookmark Removed
― DJP, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 13:26 (ten years ago)
Cool, I've always wondered what would happen if Guy sprayed his donkey sauce all over a weird rubber mask.
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 13:35 (ten years ago)
Perhaps if the source of sexual arrousal is so specific these folks won't reproduce? Assuming there's a genetic preference for bleached goatees...
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 14:18 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 10:43 (nine years ago)
lock thread
― pratt truss it (dan m), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:03 (nine years ago)
speechless
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 20:24 (nine years ago)
holeeeey sheeeiiitt
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 02:38 (nine years ago)
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/travel/attractions/the-daily-disney/os-revamped-planet-hollywood-will-include-guy-fieri-burger-menu-upgraded-visuals-20160818-story.html
“People enjoy his twists on food and his attitude, as opposed to stuffy chefs,” Earl said.
― maura, Saturday, 20 August 2016 02:34 (nine years ago)
my friend is going to the Epcot Food &a Wine festival and has invited me. It''s kind of expensive by it might be the weekend Wang Chung is playing or something?
possible Fieri content in Disney not a selling point
― mh, Saturday, 20 August 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)
And Fieri could be hiding in any one of those character costumes, waiting to jump out try to do a 'cool' complicated handshake with you.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 20 August 2016 15:46 (nine years ago)
I was researching the charming tropical fish called the cowfish when this popped up.
https://www.thecowfish.com/images/promo_photos/elvis_burger.png
BurgushiThe Cowfish introduces a unique fusion of burgers and sushi!
The Cowfish introduces a unique fusion of burgers and sushi!
https://www.thecowfish.com/locations/?l=1&c=4
― mick signals, Monday, 29 August 2016 00:56 (nine years ago)
This place exists here. Not as offensive though
https://www.facebook.com/SushiBurgerMelbourne/
― écorché (S-), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 03:53 (nine years ago)
http://www.fiericon.com/fieri-con-info/
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 November 2016 14:11 (nine years ago)
WHAT IS VISION BEHIND FIERICON?The idea for FieriCon is based on several simple visions:1. A couple is out for a nice casual Saturday at their local watering hole. They're sitting down, looking into each other's eyes, sharing a plate of bruschetta and commenting on how much they love September in New York. Right as the guy is about to make a cheesy comment about how he loves her more than he loves September...BOOOM...60 people dressed up as Guy Fieri come rolling into the bar screaming, "Welcome to Flavor Town!"2. The sayings. Guy Fieri's sayings are one of a kind. He can describe a bacon cheeseburger as being "Gangster" and make it sound appetizing. This day is dedicated to talking like Guy Fieri. I don't want to feel persecuted for describing food as being off the hook, I want to be celebrated for that.
The idea for FieriCon is based on several simple visions:
1. A couple is out for a nice casual Saturday at their local watering hole. They're sitting down, looking into each other's eyes, sharing a plate of bruschetta and commenting on how much they love September in New York. Right as the guy is about to make a cheesy comment about how he loves her more than he loves September...BOOOM...60 people dressed up as Guy Fieri come rolling into the bar screaming, "Welcome to Flavor Town!"
2. The sayings. Guy Fieri's sayings are one of a kind. He can describe a bacon cheeseburger as being "Gangster" and make it sound appetizing. This day is dedicated to talking like Guy Fieri. I don't want to feel persecuted for describing food as being off the hook, I want to be celebrated for that.
― ヽ（´ー｀）┌ (CompuPost), Thursday, 17 November 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/57c2f4e0893fc083d1699e66/t/57c5a259725e25ba4ebb2e3d/1472570187318/?format=750w
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 November 2016 14:18 (nine years ago)
http://static1.squarespace.com/static/57c2f4e0893fc083d1699e66/t/57c2f6d4b3db2b6d360a56cf/1479316668501/?format=1500whttp://static1.squarespace.com/static/57c2f4e0893fc083d1699e66/t/57c2f6d4b3db2b6d360a56cf/1479316668501/?format=1500whttp://static1.squarespace.com/static/57c2f4e0893fc083d1699e66/t/57c2f6d4b3db2b6d360a56cf/1479316668501/?format=1500whttp://static1.squarespace.com/static/57c2f4e0893fc083d1699e66/t/57c2f6d4b3db2b6d360a56cf/1479316668501/?format=1500whttp://static1.squarespace.com/static/57c2f4e0893fc083d1699e66/t/57c2f6d4b3db2b6d360a56cf/1479316668501/?format=1500whttp://static1.squarespace.com/static/57c2f4e0893fc083d1699e66/t/57c2f6d4b3db2b6d360a56cf/1479316668501/?format=1500whttp://static1.squarespace.com/static/57c2f4e0893fc083d1699e66/t/57c2f6d4b3db2b6d360a56cf/1479316668501/?format=1500whttp://static1.squarespace.com/static/57c2f4e0893fc083d1699e66/t/57c2f6d4b3db2b6d360a56cf/1479316668501/?format=1500w
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 November 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)
There was a moment in August where I seriously thought about starting to grow out my hair so as to go as Guy Fieri for Halloween but I didn't and I really regret it now. So next year.
― joygoat, Thursday, 17 November 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)
poll?
https://67.media.tumblr.com/02e81c7b833bbe8f7a6d7cc62b7d8f3b/tumblr_nq1g9iiCAE1tvbqk7o1_1280.jpg
― trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:31 (nine years ago)
You have to.
― how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:34 (nine years ago)
except that it wouldn't fit in a 50-option poll.
― how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)
culinary buoys in the shipyard of flavortown or gtfo
― Οὖτις, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)
can we poll these
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)
I was once in the clinch with a guy who said, "Dude, that's slammin' salmon!"
this guy has been doing this show FOR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS
― Οὖτις, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:59 (nine years ago)
to think we once lived in a fieri-free world
it was a flavorless place
― trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 November 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)
I feel like this is what the Cenobite realm actually would be like
― ¶ (DJP), Monday, 28 November 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)
Some of these are hardly Fieri-isms. 'Killer', 'That's fantastic', 'That is ridiculous'... should be pretty easy to winnow down to a choice of 50 for a poll. The shipyard of flavo(u)rtown one is incredible.
― écorché (S-), Monday, 28 November 2016 23:56 (nine years ago)
50 Ways Guy Fieri Says "Man, That's Good"
― how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 23:59 (nine years ago)
Where is PLEASE KILL ME NOW
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 01:07 (nine years ago)
"HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS AFTER GUY FIERI VISITS A RESTAURANT" (Despite my caps, a positive take.)
https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/guy-fieri-diners-drive-ins-dives-behind-scenes
― nickn, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:12 (nine years ago)
guy fieri came to a nearby bagel shop and invented a jalopeno bagel for them, which is still on the menu even though guy fieri has left. i had it. it's alright.
― Treeship, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:17 (nine years ago)
I've eaten at all the places that were profiled on his show in the Phoenix valley. Most have been really good
― Spottie, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:35 (nine years ago)
Fieri walk with me
https://i.redd.it/vye25wroat1y.jpg
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:27 (nine years ago)
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:28 (nine years ago)
RIP
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 April 2017 13:21 (nine years ago)
jk he's still alive
is he tho?
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:49 (nine years ago)
here's guy dabbing with his sons btw
http://68.media.tumblr.com/4974265fe2572607b24324280142c479/tumblr_on6jbuVTPX1qzidspo1_1280.png
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:50 (nine years ago)
(in their palatial home in flavortown, of course)
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:51 (nine years ago)