and what could be less masculine than two men having sex with each other
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link
Two men having sex with a quiche.
― Beezbo's Magic Does It Again! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link
I dunno, one of them having a vagina?
― pplains, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
Yes, you're right, a man with a fully-functioning female reproductive system is probably the least masculine thing I can think of.
― Beezbo's Magic Does It Again! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link
What about a quiche with a vagina?
― downfall as in the film about Hitler? If so great film (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link
Be a crepe, don't eat one. #realmen
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 19:04 (eight years ago) link
Real men don't eat that either, I"m sure. post
― my harp and me (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link
Successful masculine marketing imo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq3JVAzar0A
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link
Pancakes are masculine, crepes are not. Apple pie is masculine, eggs in a pie crust are not. Clearly and unsurprisingly, eggs seem to be the emasculating culprit.
― Beezbo's Magic Does It Again! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link
― Beezbo's Magic Does It Again! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, November 17, 2015 12:55 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there are trans ppl more butch than me, that is for sure
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 01:03 (eight years ago) link
yeah uhhhh I think at this point in history you reaaaaally need to recalibrate yr ideas of masculinity (which is gendered) if you think it's inextricably linked with reproductive systems (which are biological)
― cory artangel (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:46 (eight years ago) link
#latepass #bookmarks #lol
― cory artangel (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:47 (eight years ago) link
welcome
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51At%2B8FS-IL.jpgA shot of adrenaline, a surge of raw power, a current of electricity running from head to toe. Animal Rage allows you to stalk the weights, to dominate the gym, to make the competition run and hide. Taken just before you wreak havoc in the weight room, Animal Rage is more than a mere preworkout supplement, it is a bodybuilder's secret weapon, an ergogenic wrecking ball ready to be swung. You are a predator, the iron your prey - make it fear your power, let it bear witness to the strength of Animal Rage.
― lute bro (brimstead), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 06:24 (eight years ago) link
I prefer Plant Rage
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 06:27 (eight years ago) link
vegan friendly soy rage
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 06:35 (eight years ago) link
great find but u buried the lede: SLAUGHTERMELON
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 08:10 (eight years ago) link
other flavors available (i am not making this up):Grape of WrathLemon SlayedMango Unchained
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 08:13 (eight years ago) link
"You are a predator, the iron your prey" - thought it was talking about housework for a moment.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 10:19 (eight years ago) link
I prefer Plant Rage― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, December 16, 2015 1:27 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, December 16, 2015 1:27 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Misread that as "I prefer Plant Page"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Quarter:_Jimmy_Page_and_Robert_Plant_Unledded#/media/File:Page_%26_Plant_-_No_Quarter.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 12:50 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/R0KJWlY.jpg
ERGOGENIC WRECKING BALL READY TO BE SWUNG.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 08:13 (7 hours ago) Permalink
Fruit PunchPapaya Sailor ManAtomic PomIs the Peach This Way?Linebacker Nectarine
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link
Apple Boss
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link
Pom-O-Granite
― nickn, Thursday, 17 December 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link
Slightly off-topic but I had to put this somewhere:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3UsNqECQAAGljB.jpg
― a cruet of destiny (seandalai), Thursday, 24 December 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
dying @ papaya sailor man
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 24 December 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
Ladies, you are better than this.
― pplains, Thursday, 28 April 2016 00:20 (eight years ago) link
I don't know if there's a marketing of femininity thread, but those are as dumb as any man cave you're going to find.
― pplains, Thursday, 28 April 2016 00:21 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ew0cXlx.jpg
She shed. I know what it's like to be dead.
― pplains, Thursday, 28 April 2016 00:22 (eight years ago) link
Eh, those are just tiny houses that women realized they didn't want to live in but had to do something with. SheShed is born!
― Jeff, Thursday, 28 April 2016 00:24 (eight years ago) link
more like making me feel like I've never been born.
― pplains, Thursday, 28 April 2016 00:29 (eight years ago) link
Because She Shed sounds like the name of that Beatles song.
no no no you're wrong
this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 28 April 2016 00:33 (eight years ago) link
STOP SAYING "SHED"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x44uICQcNx4
And if you thought my Beatles joke was bad, just wait for the pun they end that spot with.
― pplains, Thursday, 28 April 2016 00:43 (eight years ago) link
Oh. There it is in the title.
ONG yes Ive seen that "She Sheds" thing in various clickbait formats posted to FB, and I'm like... arent these just regular conservatories and garden room type places? Stop giving things stupid fucking names.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 28 April 2016 00:48 (eight years ago) link
'herbitat' is probably too ambiguous
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 00:50 (eight years ago) link
this is my herpe place
― mandatory sex webinar (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 April 2016 01:36 (eight years ago) link
"Hey, Bob! Where's the wife? Out in her 'she shed'?"
"'She shed.' I like that... I mean, yes. She's busy in her 'she shed,' I'll give her your regards."
― pplains, Thursday, 28 April 2016 02:02 (eight years ago) link
she's out behind the wall-o-gina
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 02:03 (eight years ago) link
sighted: axe-brand loofah touted as a "double-sided shower tool"
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 1 May 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link
i hope the ladies making these little pinterestscapes are just using them to get high in
― no one in particular (Abbott), Monday, 2 May 2016 04:17 (eight years ago) link
I think I'd have some sort of migraine if I had to sit in a little shed full of lacy doilies and frilly curtains and 1 billion cushions.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 2 May 2016 06:15 (eight years ago) link
it's almost like a little doll house... where... you become the doll.
― pplains, Monday, 2 May 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link
and again, the man caves are even dumber, but I think that point's been belabored a bit more than these projects.
― pplains, Monday, 2 May 2016 13:36 (eight years ago) link
― no one in particular (Abbott), Monday, May 2, 2016 12:17 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, May 2, 2016 2:15 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm and otm. they don't even look comfortable!
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 2 May 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link
there's a weird facebook group that has a specific title like "tiny house owners for hillary 2016" that I read for way too long the other day
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 14:02 (eight years ago) link
hold me closer, tiny house owner
― pplains, Monday, 2 May 2016 15:16 (eight years ago) link
amazing
― nomar, Monday, 2 May 2016 16:15 (eight years ago) link
tbh i really loved the "she shed she shed" puns
― sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 01:25 (eight years ago) link