HEY JEWS

Today there's a blessing you can make on the sun that can only be made like once every 25 years. That's pretty cool.

Yeah, klezmer wildly OTM but I find Roth totally 100% repellent.

according to the brooklyn paper this is only the 3rd time in history that the sun is in the same position during passover that it was when it was first created

^^^^ awesome

going to an orthodox seder as a favor to moms, not looking forward to it (mostly because it goes well past midnight, is an hour and a half away, and i have to work in the morning)

One sucky thing about being Jewish: Often (like this Passover), the two days of Chag run into Shabbat, which means that observant Jews (including my family) will be keeping three days straight of no electricity and such. Almost everyone always secretly cheats around the second day to take showers.

You can take a shower, I thought, you just can't dry off? What if you stood with your arms out until you air dried?

Or put on a big fluffy bathrobe?

my dad is currently trying to make me feel guilty for not going to a sedar

according to the brooklyn paper this is only the 3rd time in history that the sun is in the same position during passover that it was when it was first created

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, April 6, 2009

you and i both know that there is no significance whatsoever to this, though. i read it in the paper.

what did the paper say?

14. Tallits look comfy. Not so different from a snuggy.

xxpost the significance is awesomeness

So kosher for pesach is stricter than regular kosher, right? That would explain why the jewish bagel store down the shops had a big sign saying "NONE OF OUR PRODUCTS ARE KOSHER FOR PASSOVER PLEASE NOTE" which I didn't quite understand til now.

I've said this before, but I'm fascinated by all these traditions and rituals in Judaism. It is very odd, now I think on it, but I grew up knowing absolute zero about Jewish culture. There just werent any orthodox jews in the city I grew up in. Where I live now OTOH is an area concentrated with mainly Hassids and Lubavicts (I think thats right?).

having just finished six months of judaism class i'm ready to drop science at my gf's family's passover

hahaha... make sure you explain the whole "all the days of our lives" thing

HEY JEWS just wanted to say "sup"

hey ice cr?m how about changing your name to c?rvel for passover

done and done - hav a nice holiday!

Haha. I won't keep kosher this year, but we'll have some sort of seder meal. So it's time to break-out the He'Brew Beer, from the Shmaltz Brewing Company.

HEY JEWS tell me your favorite things to do with matzah, also CHAROSET RECIPES PLEASE PLEASE

wife is making some kind of matzah brickle this year

fellow traveller was telling me about some sort of matzah and egg fry-up, topped with maple syrup--might try it.

hey jews im goin to seder tonite

tell em sup

happy Pesach, jews. I would be rocking this if my ancestors hadn't been forced to convert to Catholicism by damn Spaniards.

hey jews lamp says "sup"

Once every 28 years, and it was today! (was in the news since the Antwerp Jewish community assembled in a park to bless teh Sun)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birkat_Hachama

quincie, that would matzoh brei

I saw a matzoh toffee recipe in Martha Stewart!

Gonna take off from work and go see the Orioles play the Yankees Thursday afternoon in Baltimore w/ my boy and then go to the second night seder at my folks. A quiet one at home tonight

mmmmm, matzoh brei

I need better matzoh brei instructions.

My Trademark, Most Requested, Absolutely Magnificent Caramel Matzoh Crunch*

*Note: I've never made this.

mmmmm, matzoh brei

― curmudgeon, Wednesday, April 8, 2009 11:29 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark

ots(hekel)

Take the matzo and break into small pieces into a bowl. Cover with hot water for a minute. Then squeeze out the water.
In a small bowl, beat one egg with salt and pepper to taste and add to matzo. Mix well.
Heat frying pan with a little oil. Pour mixture into the pan. Brown one side and turn over.

I don't soak the matza as much as this recipe for matzah brei

I think Ruth Reichl put her recipe in the book about her childhood -- is that Tender at the Bone? I think so.

that recipe needs + milk + powdered sugar

- salt - pepper

See I can't really picture this squeezing out the water business? Do you, like, wad it up and squeeze it in a ball? Press it between parallel palms to keep it flat? Isn't it going to fall apart?

I've made that crunch and am never making it again because is far too delicious, and far too rich for its own good.

what up jews its ya boy

ive been instructed to bring the traditional extra large force flex trash bags to the seder

that's for the bodies

Dammit Ned, now I'm reading this thread's title just like that Front 242 track as well (but it gets funnier as it goes on: "... you don't have to be jews anymore: jesus is here!" :-)

Dammit Ned, now I'm reading this thread's title just like that Front 242 track as well (but it gets funnier as it goes on: "... you don't have to be jews anymore: jesus is here!" :-) )

Oops.

hey jews

http://www.theppk.com/recipes/dbrecipes/index.php?RecipeID=147

^^^ for ian

pesach was fun - i accidentally said "i like oral..." when i was trying to say "i like oil cured olives" - and of course stopped in befuddlement before saying "olives" perfectly framing my gaff - those who heard me myself included went on a minutes long laughing jag while everyone else was all wha happened - then we watched lost

hey jews missed u