welcome to our fair country
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 18:39 (ten years ago)
lol when I moved there first time everything on TV was constant coverage of that balloon boy; tbh I was also 'i have no idea what is going on' then too
― kinder, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 18:57 (ten years ago)
to be fair, neither did anyone else
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)
o'er the land of the freeeeeeeee,no ideeeeeea what's goin' on
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 19:24 (ten years ago)
http://i.onionstatic.com/clickhole/5609/original/608.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:59 (ten years ago)
http://i.onionstatic.com/clickhole/5610/original/608.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)
feel like i mightve posted these before itt but they r so good
do not recall seeing anything completely garbage on here before but this is completely garbagehttp://www.clickhole.com/article/8-things-only-computer-programmers-will-understand-3513
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 November 2015 21:56 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/my-infant-son-has-43-rotten-tomatoes-does-anyone-k-3497
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 00:59 (ten years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/videos/vb.1439042583002670/1648336595406600/?type=2&theater
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 00:38 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/jim-hensons-newly-discovered-journal-reveals-muppe-3483
― schwantz, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 01:09 (ten years ago)
That's my shit, fake origins stories is my bread and butter
― Rich Homie Quan Poor Homie Quan (m bison), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 02:29 (ten years ago)
http://www.cafe.com/cafe-investigation-whats-going-on-in-rep-louie-gohmerts-head/
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 04:29 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/diversify-these-workplaces-3459
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 13:58 (ten years ago)
omg that is amazing
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 14:45 (ten years ago)
took me a minute to get the joke there, brilliant
― Nhex, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 17:15 (ten years ago)
rivals the "these pictures will drive perfectionists crazy" listicle
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 17:26 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/so-good-baristas-pull-amazing-prank-their-manager-3522?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
― k3vin k., Thursday, 19 November 2015 02:16 (ten years ago)
http://www.starwipe.com/article/john-travolta-regrets-wrong-thing-1228
― Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Friday, 20 November 2015 21:33 (ten years ago)
str8 gigglin
http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/please-allow-these-gentlemen-show-you-their-bells-3411
― goole, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 17:19 (ten years ago)
that must have been the most fun photo shoot
― goole, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/find-out-what-adele-slash-and-martha-stewart-have--3562
a strong entry in this series
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 17:48 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/can-you-match-child-reason-they-were-put-adoption-3531
― gr8080, Monday, 30 November 2015 18:21 (ten years ago)
okay no
― you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Monday, 30 November 2015 22:43 (ten years ago)
okay YES
― davey, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 08:25 (ten years ago)
Even if I didn't have personal reasons for finding that distasteful, it's just not funny.
― you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 15:04 (ten years ago)
I'm with DJP on this one -- seemed hurtful and I don't get what the target is.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 15:22 (ten years ago)
Then again I loved the one with two diff lifeguards saving Timothy McVeigh and a lot of my facebook friends did not appreciate that one.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 15:23 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-incredible-ways-eat-eggs-any-meal-3501
biggest laugh of the last fortnight. n.b. i am silly
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)
don't pretend you haven't attempted no.4, imago
― kinder, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 15:45 (ten years ago)
That one kind of reminds me of Joan Cornella
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 15:50 (ten years ago)
irl lol, thx :)
― niels, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:52 (ten years ago)
John McCain (Republican presidential candidate): Everyone loved the fact that I had flown into the sky and slept in a foreign town and performed a war about flags. But what they loved most was how after mentioning these things I would say, “That’s how it was, but now I’m back. And I’m standing here filled to the brim with saliva, and I need to go to the hospital.”
http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-2000-election-3550
― scott seward, Monday, 7 December 2015 17:57 (ten years ago)
George W. Bush: Still I can’t and won’t understand my mind about the election which is one day from now, and no I haven’t known what will or won’t come to pass in the Millennium Choice, or whether there is a memory now, and it’s impossible to tell. Here is a guess: 15 years ago I will be a candidate, then perhaps there will come an impossible labyrinth and I will solve it with my smile and at last 14 years years ago I will hope to be a president, which might happen, and I don’t know.
― scott seward, Monday, 7 December 2015 17:59 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/war-christmas-historically-black-churches-south-ke-3568
damn, ClickHole
― you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Monday, 7 December 2015 18:01 (ten years ago)
Dick Cheney: It’s cliché to say that Florida is the dual action problem peninsula where throbbing neon beach berserkers live mere miles from decrepit suntan cousins twice removed, but it’s true, and it was key to the election.
― scott seward, Monday, 7 December 2015 18:02 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-cat-gifs-blind-3576
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 December 2015 16:31 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-librarians-about-most-italian-guy-they-3642
― you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Thursday, 10 December 2015 17:23 (ten years ago)
loved both of those
― Nhex, Thursday, 10 December 2015 20:18 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/find-out-what-joanna-newsom-bryan-cranston-and-dr--3663
― you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Friday, 11 December 2015 18:51 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-badass-female-mma-fighters-who-better-not-try-cr-3654
― you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Monday, 14 December 2015 19:41 (ten years ago)
― you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Thursday, December 10, 2015 12:23 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This one is fantastic, and it also perfectly follows the formula of the lifeguard one, which somehow only made it funnier for me.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 14 December 2015 20:28 (ten years ago)
I think that's sorta the point!
http://www.clickhole.com/search?tags=22
(favourite for me is http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-priests-whats-heaviest-thing-they-ever-2316 )
― écorché (S-), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:57 (ten years ago)
lol #6, #9 and #22 are the same guy
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:01 (ten years ago)
yeah theres like a dozen of that article and they all have the exact same formula but it doesn't stop them from being funny somehow
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:24 (ten years ago)
this one is kind of an inversion of the form though http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-pilots-where-skydivers-go-when-they-ju-2395
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:26 (ten years ago)
Yeah the first one I ever read actually was the first one "We Asked 22 Women What Bats Taste Like And Most Of Them Didn’t Know But 2 Of Them Did"
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:41 (ten years ago)
― ciderpress, Tuesday, December 15, 2015 10:24 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you only eagerly anticipate the two or three that actually answer the weird question. It's like they stumbled onto some way more advanced version of the comedy rule of 3.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:42 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/houses-amazing-christmas-lights-display-set-coffee-3665
― gr8080, Thursday, 17 December 2015 17:33 (ten years ago)
lol
― dynamicinterface, Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:50 (ten years ago)