When asked if he is single on Jonathon Ross tonight, "for the band or the ladies?" "With your career does it make any difference?" "Er, for the ladies, I am. For the band, I am not." The (show's house) band are "Four Poofs and a Piano", a gay a capella singing group.
― caek, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)
That Interview Morbs posted upthread is out. Woof.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)
He an Thierry Henry are totally my gay crushes of shame.
― caek, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)
http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/jakeg.jpg
― jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)
so cute
now:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/images/jakeren4.preview.jpg
― jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)
He even looks good with a beard! How the hell did that happen?
― Abbott, Saturday, 20 October 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)
lolz; only in Chelsea?
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2007/10/parenticide.html
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)
to play Joe Namath?
http://www.towleroad.com/2007/11/jake-gyllenhaal.html
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
Thank you, Morbs, for ruining my morning
http://dlisted.com/node/18934
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 30 November 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)
I think Reese uses her chin as a vibrator.
― nathalie, Friday, 30 November 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
Gyllenspoon sounds like a verb to me.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 November 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)
ROWF
http://www.cinematical.com/photos/prince-of-persia-1/970698/
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)
Awful.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, gross.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:47 (seventeen years ago)
poo, go back to your hairless Olympic twinks.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:49 (seventeen years ago)
I didn't know they were making a Scott Stapp biopic.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:49 (seventeen years ago)
Can't wait for them to film the scene where he and Kid Rock have their videotaped adventures.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)
Prince of Peoria, amirite?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)
I'm all about Jake and his furry self, but that body doesn't look right on him at all.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)
that hair. oh boy. and i'm not only talking about his chest hair.
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)
He looks as ridiculous as:
http://blogs.chron.com/txpotomac/dukakis%20tank.jpg
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)
really, the head hair was the LAST thing I was evaluating...
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)
he looks stoopid and much worse than usual but i'd still hit it
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)
xpost that dude's eyebrows is all of jake's chesthair combined
dr, i'm a woman. *shrug*
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)
I don't know but somewhere after Brokeback Mountain I lost all my fangirl love for him. Loved him in the film but after that...he's just...square it figures he'd get with a bigger square. I miss this version of Jake; http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z188/rich23434565/550x600_jake_gyllenhaal_5.jpg So fresh, so clean
― VeronaInTheClub, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)
<3 Jake forever
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 04:45 (seventeen years ago)
not gonna win any skeptics, but...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/07/jake-gyllenhaal-shirtless_n_172788.html
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:02 (seventeen years ago)
GAH, cut the hairrrrrrrr
― Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:04 (seventeen years ago)
it's only fer Prince of Persia, consarn it
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:07 (seventeen years ago)
who knew he was persian?
http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/prince-of-persia-jake-gyllenhaal2.jpg
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)
lol prince of Persia, actors still don't realize movies based on games will always suck, and will only be cult favourites because of their overwhelming wackness.
― Ludo, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 12:00 (sixteen years ago)
http://cms.myspacecdn.com/cms/Splash_2.0/Full_Marquee_Image/PrinceOfPersia_Marquee_BK_110209%5B1%5D.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 November 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)
You hafta be really quick with the freeze-frame to hold the money shots in that.
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 November 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)
Anyone seen Brothers? He's getting the best reviews.
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:49 (sixteen years ago)
Skipped it. Apparently the double shot of Tobey/Jakey wasn't enough for me.
― really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:54 (sixteen years ago)
Hate hate hate Tobey but am sooooooooooooooooo excited to see this Friday!
― precious presented by oprah and tyler perry based on a novel push b (Tape Store), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 06:31 (sixteen years ago)
I kind of blinked hard at Ed31stein when he raved about it to me.
― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:12 (sixteen years ago)
Blink Hard with a Vengeance
― really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:28 (sixteen years ago)
Caption this photo:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133ed153e34970b-600wi
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:17 (sixteen years ago)
"You were right; this proposal is pretty indecent."
― DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:19 (sixteen years ago)
I now pronounce you Anton LaVey and Dogboy.
― huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:21 (sixteen years ago)
"this ben kingley wax figurine looks pretty good"
― peter in montreal, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:21 (sixteen years ago)
"So it IS true that Lord Sotosyn has put in a higher bid for the Prince of Persia."
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:29 (sixteen years ago)
"whoa, I'm tripping my nutsack in a frenzy of dikplay"
― DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
"girl, i can't even HEAR you over this bass! *thumpa thumpa thumpa*"
― da croupier, Friday, 30 April 2010 19:09 (sixteen years ago)
30 Seconds To Mars' New Video Their "Wildest" Yet, Says Leto
― da croupier, Friday, 30 April 2010 19:13 (sixteen years ago)
If Jake wants to get some awards cred, I think he should shed some pounds and do a Soupy Sales biopic:
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/15259/13_2007/jakeg.jpg
http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/soupy-sales.jpg
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:45 (sixteen years ago)
He looks haggard!
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:48 (sixteen years ago)
seeing prince of persia today... kinda siiiked
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:49 (sixteen years ago)