This is the thread for senselessly frittering away the last hour of a Friday afternoon

Why couldn't I have had a donut-making job instead of, say, my first job at a steakhouse?

The best free food job I ever had though was working at this artsy little movie theater, because I'm a popcorn addict.

But Will M, that's exactly why breaded placenta is so easy.

I learned from Zillions, Consumer Reports for Kids, that the milk in photos of cereal is usually Elmer's glue. God, Zillions was my fave magazine as a kid, but I was one smug little priss constantly reciting its factoids. It was like being a prepubescent Adbusters douchebag.

Milk always looks gross.

i have bad heartburn. yeeuch.

Oh rats, now I want a pastry. Preferably an apple fritter.

Getting an early start I see!

well, i've only got an hour left.

Oh. I have 6 hours.

well i won't tell anyone

It's 4:00 somewhere!

4hrs 55mins till super fun happy joy division film time

MMf. (It is only 8:13 am here.)

16:15 in GMT

i'm supposed to go to after work dinner/drinks with people here. dreading it!

Politics of Post-Work Drinks

now i really don't want to go.

Hello all!

I tried to get a fritter, but everywhere around work only has faux-French pastries, like five kinds of croissant, but NO cake doughtnuts, no fritters, no bearclaws, no coffee cake. THE TERRORISTS ARE WINNING, WHAR IS THE AMERICAN BAKED GOOD??

I don't eat croissants except when walking, due to crumbs.

Hi!
My toe is sore.

I got quite drunk last night and accidentally smashed my foot into my flatemate's underwater camera box type thing, my middle toe hurts so much right now. And i don't kno whether I fucked the box thing or not :/
And I am bored.

xpost You're not eating it the right way then.

how about these fucking things

"Dragonflies never fly in a pack," he said.
^^proof

http://xenelasie.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/i-want-to-believe-small.jpg

But the Defence Department researchers are experimenting with putting computer chips into moth pupae - the intermediate stage between a caterpillar and a flying adult - and hatching them into healthy "cyborg moths".

&^%^%#%$#$%# so many levels of fucked up.

if you're bored, play this

Or if you want to kno a bit more about cyborg moths, read this

or remote controlled pigeons here

I want it to end and I'm not even there yet.

It is just on 3pm here and I am distracted to the shit with everything else I want to do this weekend. Its the ex's birthday party tomorrow so I just want to go home and make cakes and roast eggplant and alcoholic jelly shots... and I just want to get drunk and talk to my current crush who is probably going to end up being bf shortly shhhh dont tell anyone.

Kingfish, that game was sweet

aww, it's pissing down rain >:-( want sunny weekedn
only 1/2 hr to go at werk

It hailed here for like, 3 minutes. Then the sun came out. Dammit Melbourne!

On Wednesday my car got hailed when I was work, then that night it got hailed on again. I didn't notice any damage tho.

excuse me, how is "cyborg moths" ever possibly a bad thing?

:D

I fear The Fluttering.

But the cyborg moths will get into my ear and SPY ON MY BRAIN. *puts foil hat on firmly*

no no no, I think the cyborg moths wld only do that to like the remote controlled pigeons. u can chillaxe.

..And i'm out of this place, and the sun's come out :)

bored and pint-thirsty

you look gorgeous when you're bored and pint thirsty

oh this isn't the flirting one

i take that back

no-one's gonna know if i do anymore work or not for the next 1/2 hour but i seem to have run out of effortless entertainment sources. to work or not to work?

Aren't you the guy who wanted a reference :)

i do indeed recognize the irony. (but shush, as far as anyone knows i'm both diligent and efficient)

i just don't like to start something if i can't finish it and having just made it too the end of a task anything I start now would take me longer than i have left in the day to complete.

p.s. did my employer ever contact you asking for one?

Someone did. I was fulsome, possibly over the top, in my praise.

this has been a long fucking hour. sucks i pulled the late shift on a friday.

work can eat itself