a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

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ask them what the hell the sharknado ad is going to be about, #jebnofilter

Apparently Bollocks in Mouth doesn't know what Paul Singer has a bil riding on
--Neb! (benbbag)

If Paul Singer is counting on any of these clowns he's even stupider than you are.

Deniiiiisha
You are the girl that Jeb never had
And he wants to get to know you better

lol Dan

lol top not music nerdery the past couple days

Bloomberg asked Bush if people were underestimating his ability to make a comeback in the GOP race.

"They don't know me. They don't know me," Bush told Bloomberg. "I eat nails when I wake up, then I have breakfast."

people might laugh at him for this, but as a fellow nailbiter i sympathize

Larry Lessig has dropped out

who?

Jeb! needs to elaborate further upon what he subsequently shits out after eating the nails (and the breakfast).

I guess larry just didn't want it badly enough

he was very turned on and tuned in tho

he was planning to resign from office anyway, just getting a head start on that

If you were trying to go for a worse slogan than Jeb!, his campaign staff are remarkably proficient at it:

http://gawker.com/jeb-bush-borrowed-his-new-slogan-from-englands-most-not-1740064613

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CS1J85rUAAATxXK.jpg

He should just go home and spend his campaign cash hiring Danny Huston to make his appearances for him. It would be better for all involved. This is like watching someone who can't stop shitting their pants.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/revengeristsconsortium/images/6/64/Matthew_lesko_list_view.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110928080721

xp rejected version of the "Blank Generation" reissue

Rejected campaign logos:

Jeb?
¡Jeb!
Jeb$
*Jeb
(Jeb)
✧✧✧@J✧✧.J✧✧

jeb dot exclamation at kfc.edu

disappointed in the lack of ¡ here.

http://i.imgur.com/rXVBWa3.png

pre-emptive shutdown by Apple – "looks too much like iJeb"

Jeb! always reminds me of the old Dr. Pepper font:

http://drpepper2010.weebly.com/uploads/4/3/3/2/43328897/4075941_orig.jpg

Be a Jebber.

Wouldn't you like to be a Jebber too?

I feel like either (Jeb) or ...Jeb would more accurately reflect the campaign as it's manifested to date.

I admire Jeb!'s complexity. He's provided us with so many entry points into not taking him at all seriously.

He is Jeb; he contains multitudes.

Back in the 00's, when I knew *of* Jeb Bush, but not much about him, other than that he was generally considered more cerebral and serious than the buffoonish George W, I used to wonder why he wasn't president instead. I know the answer to that now.

Someone change this to Jeb!
http://honoranddaring.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tumblr_m5kpgfzvCa1qa13pro1_500.jpg

Back in the 00's, when I knew *of* Jeb Bush, but not much about him, other than that he was generally considered more cerebral and serious than the buffoonish George W, I used to wonder why he wasn't president instead. I know the answer to that now.

― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins),

Never take any journalist who uses "wonk" or "policy wonk" in sentences.

Now wait a minute. Take that Jeb! logo

http://i.imgur.com/3Gx8wyN.jpg

Let's flip it over...

http://i.imgur.com/s3wVY3w.jpg

rearrange the letters, etc.

http://i.imgur.com/RY0BfvW.jpg

iraq ... !

damn

gop campaigns come up with draft of joint demands for the next debate after their big whinefest at CNBC

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-campaign-to-negotiate-directly-with-tv-networks-on-debate-formats/2015/11/02/5fdec85e-8191-11e5-a7ca-6ab6ec20f839_story.html

trump just says nah fuck that at the last second

Donald Trump and his advisers have decided to work directly with television executives and take a lead role in negotiating the format and content of primary debates, which have become highly watched and crucial events in the 2016 race, according to Republicans familiar with their plans.

Trump plans to reject a joint letter to television network hosts regarding upcoming primary debates drafted Sunday at a private gathering of operatives from at least 11 presidential campaigns, the Republicans said.

The move by Trump, coming just hours after more than a dozen Republican strategists huddled in the Washington suburbs to craft a list of possible demands, effectively throttles an effort by the campaigns and the letter’s drafter, longtime GOP attorney Ben Ginsberg, to find consensus and work collectively to negotiate terms.

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/republicans-demands-upcoming-debates-51775

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/tumblr_m5kpgfzvCa1qa13pro1_500.jpg

http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/image/upload/c_fill,h_360,w_640/t_mp_quality/alternate-ending-for-star-wars-episode-iii-fb5cded5-07c0-4382-830a-b5a569bb5631-jpeg-292832.jpg

Help us, George P. Bushobi, you're our only hope. You fought with my father in the clone wars. Etc.

http://images.latinpost.com/data/images/full/3966/george-p-bush.jpg

yum

burn:

"They say, 'Obama's weak.' ... They say, 'When I talk to Putin, he's going to straighten out,'" Obama said.

"And then it turns out they can't handle a bunch of CNBC moderators," the president added. "If you can't handle those guys, then I don't think the Chinese and the Russians are going to be too worried about you."

http://media.giphy.com/media/nLqbQnaI6LoOs/giphy.gif

lol Christie said almost exactly the same thing, which means he's really doomed

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/11/in-speech-ben-carson-says-many-americans-are-stupid

We’d be Cuba if there were no Fox News.

he never had a chance because he kinda hugged obama once

xp

Zombie candidate, or zombie HUNTER?
http://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-Zombie-Jon-Davidson-ebook/dp/B01528UCVG

https://twitter.com/GovWalker/status/661607570587652096

damn, pie eating LARPer

lol @ wheat bread is for beta cuckservatives

rachel millman never stops going in, as they say

Jeb!fail

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-case-for-bernie-sanders-20151103

This seems pretty OTM