my advice is to unfriend whoever posted that and anybody you know who clicked like and never speak to them again
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 30 October 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)
the page that was from seems to specialize in smug white cartoon characters spouting gross "truisms"https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12088550_1096874177049124_8585098350225556061_n.jpg?oh=86389057e0416596903f27d5c9b54134&oe=56C3C33F
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 30 October 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)
^ the pressing issue of our times
― Aimless, Friday, 30 October 2015 18:39 (ten years ago)
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― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 31 October 2015 01:06 (ten years ago)
gotta admit, that is some funny sexy stuff
― balls, Saturday, 31 October 2015 05:43 (ten years ago)
isn't dishing out unsolicited and inaccurate parenting advice over Facebook kind of disrespectful?
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2015 10:06 (ten years ago)
it takes a village
― balls, Saturday, 31 October 2015 17:48 (ten years ago)
of millions to hold us back
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 31 October 2015 19:06 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12108720_1096871347049407_2495803390187407053_n.jpg?oh=c25920abaf23c9a2c6b6b2cf7f62e47d&oe=56B4B3DE
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:20 (ten years ago)
There was so much good music in the past that I've never listened to anything new since I was a teen
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:34 (ten years ago)
Lol someone hasn't heard of Gary Lewis
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 1 November 2015 17:44 (ten years ago)
You keep using those words audio technology. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 1 November 2015 18:00 (ten years ago)
What about when the Monkees weren't allowed to play on their own recordings?
― Aimless, Sunday, 1 November 2015 18:09 (ten years ago)
and they were replaced with futuristic music bots, what about that, mister smarty pants macro maker?
The still made Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd., which is a great goddamn record!
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 1 November 2015 18:42 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11313605_751757784953285_437745647_n.jpg
literally 75% of all women
― qualx, Monday, 2 November 2015 09:10 (ten years ago)
actually more than 75% as none of the 3 excluded signs are in the summer, when most babies are born
i checked
― qualx, Monday, 2 November 2015 09:12 (ten years ago)
that one is making me ill at ease for some reason
― pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 02:04 (ten years ago)
https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12109156_196209187384417_4523977787140670629_n.jpg?oh=a5460ca1964e89c3efd7e02e243645a0&oe=56CD8F63&__gda__=1454116340_6d832b3cfb84f3c756ef6d5848ba572a
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 08:33 (ten years ago)
Amen
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 10:31 (ten years ago)
What do you type if you're dropping Jesus off at his work place of a morning?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 10:44 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-kul1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12063561_454693051383822_4153333492902956058_n.jpg?oh=60eaba5ade5b218b88a3322c7e54d20c&oe=56CCD52D
― Roz, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 11:26 (ten years ago)
So get them pictures taken now!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 11:33 (ten years ago)
Socrates
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 11:46 (ten years ago)
strenght
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 12:52 (ten years ago)
[woman] [her]
― silverfish, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 14:21 (ten years ago)
jesus carpoolin with a hott chick
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 14:41 (ten years ago)
You can ride in the high-occupancy lanes if Jesus is yr copilot.
― Hwætever (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:15 (ten years ago)
He never has any smokes.
― nickn, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 18:33 (ten years ago)
you never [her]
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 01:26 (ten years ago)
can I just
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― schlep and back trio (anagram), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:03 (ten years ago)
She's too young for you, Shaq!
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:07 (ten years ago)
Nah Blac Chyna's definitely of age
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:18 (ten years ago)
lol just noticed the dick outline fml
how have i never seen this one before? i kinda love it.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b2/a6/11/b2a61184537c2f4615d262bdab0fbfda.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 16:58 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1555409_727072497382909_4715884090354690409_n.jpg?oh=b5c2d0370bcd979005c4c5c451dd24f7&oe=56B898B5
― cardamon, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 18:33 (ten years ago)
so that's where they hid the bodies
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 18:51 (ten years ago)
Hey, I like this one!
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1509272_10153090820248795_8508105365871871070_n.png?oh=b5935cd23dab9a8cfa2142d24474d283&oe=56AD9BB3
― Darin, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:00 (ten years ago)
http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:42 (ten years ago)
also: http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/post/31988454291/hello-i-would-really-love-to-know-what-the-source
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:43 (ten years ago)
in short, these sound nice and official but they're some dude's art project which doesn't make them less interesting of "true" but it may leave you with mauerbauertraurigkeit
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:45 (ten years ago)
24. Sphinctalissimo. The unclenching of your butthole.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:46 (ten years ago)
lol that blog was moderately popular for a few years and then that person compiled the words with no context and it blew up because everyone thought they were real. and then a link was added and the blog blew up apparently but i'm pretty sure most everyone still thinks they're real and that's most of the appeal for them.
― qualx, Thursday, 5 November 2015 03:31 (ten years ago)
if there's one thing social media has taught me over the past few years it's that media literacy should be a required class every year k-12 and then a bunch of necessary credits in college and you can't trade in AP points for them
― qualx, Thursday, 5 November 2015 03:34 (ten years ago)
i get rooked every once in awhile but cmon: how hard is it to just do a quick google search to see if a thing is patent bullshit
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 November 2015 05:40 (ten years ago)
That came from a usually reliable source and I'm just not the kind of guy to google bs designed to pass the time during the last hour of the work day, but this obviously troubling you guys so sorry
― Darin, Thursday, 5 November 2015 07:21 (ten years ago)
what's the authenticity issue here? It's some guy with some made up words, like Douglas Adams 'Meaning of Liff'- did anyone think they were real words?
― un-ironic, earnest racist manning remains to be rehabilitated (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 5 November 2015 07:59 (ten years ago)
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― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2015 12:45 (ten years ago)
love everything about it down to the fact that it's a phone screenshot?
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2015 12:46 (ten years ago)
SHOW RECEIPTS FOR WHAThttp://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1558900/size/tl-horizontal_main/we-asked-lil-jon-what-he-d-turn-down-for-because-why-not
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 November 2015 17:49 (ten years ago)
nothing wrong with the "who run the world girls" scott posted right?
― niels, Friday, 6 November 2015 11:48 (ten years ago)