Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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*enlightened*

The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IPAX.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

So this is a falsehood then?

Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Dear Lindsay and Kelly Clarkson -- please go back to your normal hair colors and stop walking around like Children of the Corn. Thnx.

Blonde Ambition ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

wtf is up with her skin

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)


i dunno, but i bet it has something to do with coke and fez

JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/lindsaylohan-koi5.jpg
Someone please tell starlets that Goodwill clothes are not an option anymore.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

send that to gofugyourself IMMEDIATELY

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

It's already been posted on gofugyourself!

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I am just enlightening the non-fuggers.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Lohan would look hottt with shortish hair in her natural color. (Or maybe I'm just pining away for Winona Ryder's glory years)

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

She's not looking too bad there. Disenchanted from casting couch blow (jobs), but not too bad...

The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

she's gotta lay off the coke and Fez

gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

her pet name for Valderaama's cock is "Fez Dispenser"

latebloomer: not just indie rock but also rap, industrial and pop. (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

latebloomer, you are a gentleman and a scholar

JD from CDepot, Thursday, 1 September 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/342658p-292570c.html

Creepy!

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

I loved and protected you, I was THERE through it all./I do admit, I did at times fall./But these things you know were due to "THEM"/The ones that want to have a piece of my gem!

Ew?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)


Its not exactly The Ballad of Reading Goal is is?

JD from CDepot, Friday, 2 September 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

TS: Lindsay Lohan's dad vs. Eminem's mom

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)


Lohan's dad, just because he beat someone bloody with a shoe

JD from CDepot, Friday, 2 September 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Oh -- so that was him on Beats, Rhymes, and Life?

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

"I'm still working on a chorus!!!"

Latebloomer: DEATH METAL DOOM. (Really. Please?) (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 September 2005 08:00 (twenty years ago)

NIPPLE SLIP

SNIPPLE ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

BUZZKILL.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

That looks like a deleted scene from Almost Famous

Marxism Goes Better With Coke (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

the link doesnt work for me :(

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

I had a dress & shoes just like that when I was NINE.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Who on earth are those people she is with?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

my god, who the hell is she with there?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

haw xpost

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Im glad I wasnt the only person on earth who thought the real scene were those fucks behind her.

Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Who hasn't had a nipple slip. I'm more *intrigued* by lizzie grubman's vagina *slip*.

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Dude, that is a *fright*.

snapper ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Nadia?

, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Lohan has fugly hipster friends....

~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

Isn't that a Stroke?

Alternate version, for Lexington, KY residents/Scourge of the Sea fans: Isn't that R0bbie Cos3nza?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Nah. I think it's MOMUS.

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00001QGP4.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Jah Pastafari (jaxon), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

even though it looks more like the top of a gigantic freckle than a nipple

Jah Pastafari (jaxon), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

i love that guy in the bloodhound gang that looks like a little kid

huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

he left the band to go to school and was replaced with a heroin addict (TRUE STORY!)

kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 15 September 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

The Ballad of Reading Goal?

http://stadiums.football.co.uk/shared/images/Championship/Reading%20FC/Madejski-Stadium02.gif

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 15 September 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

i can't quite put together that girl to lindsay's left. tits til tuesday, legs like twigs, and the round, jello-like face of a trekkie bride.

gear (gear), Thursday, 15 September 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Lindsay: Red, Fed and Feuding?

Have you spent many a long, lonely night freeze-framing "Mean Girls" and wishing Lindsay Lohan would ditch her dire blond 'do and skin-and-bones bod and reclaim her once-flowing Titian tresses and overflowing T-shirt? Well, good news. It appears the teen queen has taken a cue from Cher and turned back time.

Lindsay, 19, arrived at Premiere magazine's Women in Hollywood soiree Tuesday night in L.A. sporting not just her trademark red-hued coif but also some much-needed meat on her formerly frail frame (a welcome gain that was noticeable even with the Chanel sheet she'd donned for the evening).

Despite her healthy glow, the starlet has already resigned herself to the inevitable potshots she'll face from those who prefer their teen queens cadaverous instead of curvy.

"Now they're going to say I am overweight, which is ridiculous," she sighs to "Entertainment Tonight. "I don't know what to say to that ... you grow up and you mature."

Lohan, who could once go arm-to-stick-thin arm with her bobble-headed bud Nicole Richie, admits she probably did get a little too twiggy earlier this year.

"I was going through a rough time and I probably wasn't taking care of myself -- I wasn't," says Lindsay. "I want to encourage young girls to not get to that point ..."

(You'll recall that back in May, the teeny-tiny actress told Teen Vogue that "compared to a lot of actresses my age, I'm actually overweight," and insisted to People that her alarmingly slimmed-down appearance was due to "working out -- I just got a trainer.")

In addition to weighing in on her weight, Lindsay also apparently found time on Tuesday night to fan the flames of her feud with Hilary Duff, who could also stand to down a grilled cheese sandwich ... or twelve.

According to the New York Daily News, the longtime rivals (the animosity can be traced back to their love triangle with Aaron Carter -- yes, we realize how dumb that sounds) faced off at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood bash.

The paper claims they set up competing camps on opposite sides of the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel pool and "exchanged ominous glares all night long." (Yes, we realize how dumb this sounds.)

Lohan's faction reportedly included Kirsten Dunst and Richie (along with Nicole's fiancé, Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein), while Duff was backed up by boyfriend Joel Madden, her ubiquitous sister Haylie, Lohan's ex Wilmer Valderrama (sadly, he and Lindsay did not have a dance-off rematch), Kimberly "Future 'Surreal Life' Star" Stewart and the cast from "Laguna Beach."

"There was a lot of tension, a lot of evil looks," a spywitness tells the paper. "Nobody went into the other's territory."

But reps for the starlets quickly pooh-poohed the purported poolside stare-downs, with Lohan's mouthpiece insisting she was there in support of little sis Aliana and Duff's flack denying the sisters even peeped out Lindsay.

Tensions between the teens have allegedly flared up in recent weeks because Lohan claims she was given the brush off when she tried to phone in a détente.

"Lindsay called Hilary and was like, 'Enough?' And Hilary just said, 'No [bleeping] way,' and hung up on her," an insider tattles to the paper. "Hilary's a wolf in sheep's clothing, so Linds is done."

Haylie, however, denies that Lohan tried to reach out and touch them, telling a radio station last week, "That never happened." Hilary's mouthpiece also dismisses the story, saying the teens have never talked on the phone.

This was supposedly the second showdown Lohan was involved in at the Roosevelt in less than a week. The New York Post claims she was caught in the crossfire between squabbling "Simple Life" stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie during a post-Emmy party.

According to the paper, Paris held court on one side of the soiree with doppelganger Kim Stewart and Mary-Kate Olsen, while Nicole and new BFF Mischa Barton possessed the other.

Lohan, who has somehow managed to play Switzerland amid the warfare, supposedly spent the night "running back and forth" between the two groups, a maneuver that didn't sit well with Nicole.

One witness giggles to the Post, "The whole thing was hysterical."

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

Ahhh, the Roosevelt...

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

Lohan's faction reportedly included Kirsten Dunst and Richie (along with Nicole's fiancé, Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein), while Duff was backed up by boyfriend Joel Madden, her ubiquitous sister Haylie, Lohan's ex Wilmer Valderrama (sadly, he and Lindsay did not have a dance-off rematch), Kimberly "Future 'Surreal Life' Star" Stewart and the cast from "Laguna Beach."

Wow! They must lead such a difficult life! Kim is also friends with Nicole.

I have only seen one pic with her new red hair but then all the other (newer) ones have her with strawberry blonde. Hmmmm. Personally I don't care, I think she looks great either way.

nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5314/lohan0tx.gif

Bob Loblaw (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 29 September 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

this thread is my greatest accomplishment. tears of happiness, etc.

gear (gear), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

sorry, but no it isn't.

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

yeah, the greatest possible thread would be a combination of the two.

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

that gif is hypnotic.

xpost you're right of course

gear (gear), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)


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