this is a great punchline:
https://twitter.com/chaeronaea/status/657200971576053760
― goole, Thursday, 22 October 2015 15:06 (ten years ago)
even the dippest of shits should know better than to ever answer such a loaded question.
tho part of me thinks that people who ask such questions seriously deserve those who are foolish enough to answer them honestly.
― all my friends are vampires (art), Thursday, 22 October 2015 15:08 (ten years ago)
i really like that fan
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:50 (ten years ago)
like wtf color is it when it's spinningwhat if you use colored lightbulbsi have questions
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)
I hate it too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbhgg8nnEVo
― pplains, Friday, 23 October 2015 00:10 (ten years ago)
Why would you have a fan in the hallway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l89l3_rspo
― pplains, Friday, 23 October 2015 00:11 (ten years ago)
There's all sort of gothic houses around here with attic fans in the hallway, but that one is just plain stupid.
― pplains, Friday, 23 October 2015 00:12 (ten years ago)
i take it back, that hurts my eyes
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 October 2015 01:20 (ten years ago)
we've probably discussed how half of the "Life Pro Tips" subreddit contains creepy and manipulative shit like this
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 23 October 2015 20:13 (ten years ago)
also lol @ I've done this for the past three jobs and I'm never disappointed with the results.
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 23 October 2015 20:14 (ten years ago)
haha
http://i.imgur.com/Br5locE.png
― pplains, Friday, 23 October 2015 23:31 (ten years ago)
*Looks around* *Cows walk past*
Goddammit! NOT AGAIN.
― pplains, Friday, 23 October 2015 23:32 (ten years ago)
LPT: Stop starting sentences with words like Honestly, Genuinely, Literally, Seriously. People will catch on to how over dramatic you are and it will discredit your statements and thoughts. self.LifeProTips
tbh this is the dumbest shit i've read in my entire life
― qualx, Saturday, 24 October 2015 03:32 (ten years ago)
you mean honestly, genuinely, literally, seriously the dumbest shit you've EVER read in your ENTIRE LIFE
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 October 2015 03:57 (ten years ago)
I like that they appear either unaware or unconcerned with the meme meaning of http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/user/2/25509-217160-imagesjpeg-620x.jpg
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 October 2015 03:59 (ten years ago)
dude:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CToD1jTWIAApKW_.png:large
― goole, Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)
whoa not masturbating makes you hella kewl
― kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:37 (ten years ago)
he misspelled "dammed"
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:38 (ten years ago)
"Day 94 of hard mode"Uhh
― calstars, Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:42 (ten years ago)
I mean
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:46 (ten years ago)
that cannot be real
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:49 (ten years ago)
lol dlh
― goole, Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:50 (ten years ago)
as amazing as this is, I don't know if anything will ever top the pure hilarity of "Taste's very strange!"
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:56 (ten years ago)
not jerking it turns you into a combo of bill pullman from independence day and alec baldwin from malice
― goole, Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:58 (ten years ago)
also a savage
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:03 (ten years ago)
nobody jerked it before agriculture. just another wrong turn.
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:04 (ten years ago)
tbh there are lots of things that cause fits of megalomania interspersed with suicidal ideation and crying and giving up masturbation usually isn't one of them
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:14 (ten years ago)
fartman21, respected by all
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:18 (ten years ago)
omg that is actually his name.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)
haha dnk that was what hardmode referred to. can't wait for the pulp tribute.
― pplains, Thursday, 12 November 2015 23:05 (ten years ago)
I'm pretty sure that guy is trolling although most of his audience is probably unaware of it and very receptive to his plight.
― viborg, Friday, 13 November 2015 07:19 (ten years ago)
I thought this revive would be more entertaining. I'll admit I'm a regular lurker on reddit, I've been using for about 7 years off and on and all I can say in its defense is that it's gotten much worse in recent years. Especially this summer the migrant crises etc seems to have really riled up the creepy liberal types. I recently met one of these guys and damn it was yucky, like the TV show V. Went straight from "I'm an atheist vegetarian" to "Maybe Hitler was right about multiculturalism" and discussions of how soon it will be ok to nuke all Muslims.
― viborg, Friday, 13 November 2015 07:22 (ten years ago)
i think the problem's just scale. you have a community with more than a couple hundred regular posters and the whole thing devolves into an shitshow unless you start heavy-handed moderation tactics, and even those will only work up to a certain point. the saddest community on reddit for me is AskHistorians, which is a giant ultra-moderated community of genuine professionals that puts the hammer down fast and hard on unsourced statements. a couple years ago it was totally fascinating, but now it's just a graveyard of people asking the same fucking questions about hitler over and over again. the flaired people are giving out really good responses, but since the hitler questions keep getting upvoted to the moon the sub is unreadable through the standard reddit ui- you have to jump in the back end and browse through the archives of the pinned topics, which by their nature never get upvoted despite containing all the good stuff.
― rushomancy, Friday, 13 November 2015 11:21 (ten years ago)
wtf is with people and hitler
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 13 November 2015 16:28 (ten years ago)
hitler is good imo
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 November 2015 16:32 (ten years ago)
whoa man
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 13 November 2015 16:34 (ten years ago)
i think the problem's just scale. you have a community with more than a couple hundred regular posters and the whole thing devolves into an shitshow unless you start heavy-handed moderation tactics, and even those will only work up to a certain point
bingo - I dislike reddit as a whole but there are definitely some cool subs for niche things and a lotta funny absurdist stuff like r/FellowKids or r/WhereDidTheSodaGo.
― frogbs, Friday, 13 November 2015 16:40 (ten years ago)
the problem with reddit is the design imho, voting sorting etc turns a conversation into a lame ass contest that wld necessarily only attract the saddest of players
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 November 2015 17:43 (ten years ago)
^^^ excelsiored
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 13 November 2015 17:46 (ten years ago)
like the reddit house style of writing even when pushing the most inflammatory opinions is this extremely beggin ass obsequiousness that often starts w an apology lmao
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 November 2015 17:47 (ten years ago)
omg lol xp!!!!
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 November 2015 17:49 (ten years ago)
I sub to /askhistorians and most threads seem like its college kids asking for help with their homework.. or for people on the internet to do their homework for them.
But I dont really read it because it does seem kinda nuts. I dont need a bibliography for my fucking internet post.
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 November 2015 17:50 (ten years ago)
and of course the whole point of reddits design is to serve up content to ppl who dont participate in the conversation, the ultimate in exploiting online trenchboi unpaid labour
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 November 2015 17:50 (ten years ago)
bring back the statscock, imo.
― how's life, Friday, 13 November 2015 17:59 (ten years ago)
xxp - totally. askhistorians is brought up as the good reddit, and it is free of MRAs and Nofappers and upskirts and shit, but there's also no give and take. It's rarely a discussion, it's one guy responding, excited to use his PhD on 16th century French agriculture outside of a strictly academic setting.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 13 November 2015 18:09 (ten years ago)
r/HistoricalUpskirts
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 November 2015 18:12 (ten years ago)
r/aww, r/animalsbeingbros are still solid tho
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 13 November 2015 18:12 (ten years ago)
here we see on this shard of greek pottery possibly a vessel for storing wine and illustration depicting
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 November 2015 18:14 (ten years ago)
yeah a lot of music genre subreddits are really lame because of this, they're almost all just series of youtube links with varying degrees of upvotes, almost no discussion whatsoever
― frogbs, Friday, 13 November 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)
but you do need a bibliography for your fucking internet post! source: i once decided to respond to a question on askhistorians, because somebody asked a question and i was all oh i know this, let me just dig up some sources for this in case somebody calls me on it (you know, like you do whenever you're writing a school paper), and during the process of digging up those sources i found out that the answer was something completely and totally different from what i thought it was. citing sources is boring and lame gruntwork but it's actually necessary if you're even remotely worried about facts.
kind of wish i remember what the question was or what i said, but it was really interesting and informative, trust me.
historical upskirts is a thing but as far as i know it starts and ends with fragonard.
the reason for the hitler thing is because he's lazy shorthand for "evil". on victorian reddit you'd just have a bunch of questions about judas. and when you got bored of that the rest of reddit would just be shitty scans of fragonard.
the "voting" system is a lame watered-down version of slashdot. the theory, i gather, is that you're crowdsourcing moderation, but the reality that is you're actually just mobsourcing, and also that if you have a community that's small enough to work you see everything on the community frontpage anyway so it doesn't make a damn bit of difference. as an object lesson in just how fucking irrelevant your opinion is it's useful, though.
i find the lack of discussion on most music genre subreddits to be a blessed relief, given the typical quality of said discussion.
― rushomancy, Friday, 13 November 2015 21:18 (ten years ago)