ok lets all shit our pants to something new: post 2005 horror film thread

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Agree -- she was great and very committed to her part(s)

La Lechera, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 20:15 (ten years ago)

Been hovering over the watch button for starry eyes for awhile

What is up with The Djinn? Middle eastern cast, Tobe Hooper directing?

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 20:45 (ten years ago)

Would add to the highlights recap

Calvaire
Excision
Eden Lake
The Children

ewar woowar (or something), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 23:30 (ten years ago)

Yes -- The Children

I've forgotten so many!

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 23:31 (ten years ago)

calvaire was excellent

canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 00:04 (ten years ago)

google image search for calvaire makes me think i am not down to see that

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 00:45 (ten years ago)

^^ that could be interesting, especially for the last 5 years - and considering how some ilx users might go for choices off the beaten track. might think of a bunch meanwhile...

rusty_allen, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 01:50 (ten years ago)

Oh shit wait, I did a recent horror ballot poll a while ago, give me a sec to go on computer not phone

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 03:53 (ten years ago)

Calvaire is not that graphic compared to the nu-French extreme stuff iirc

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 03:57 (ten years ago)

also it has one of the best musical sequences in the history of cinema imo

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 03:58 (ten years ago)

oh whoops, it was just a 2011 specific poll i think

eh anyway, off the top of my head:
deadgirl
evil dead remake
the taking of deborah logan
the children
babadook
100 bloody acres
absentia
baghead
the innkeepers
the guest

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 04:42 (ten years ago)

Innkeepers was great

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 04:46 (ten years ago)

ah shit, also eden lake. and lords of salem. and hostel 2. and 50 other things im not remembering right now.

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 04:47 (ten years ago)

innkeepers is the ti west movie i throw down for, as a dude who hates house of the devil

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 04:48 (ten years ago)

of interest wrt to this topic, btw: Hey it's halloween, everybody should shit their pants - ilx horror crew top tens.

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 04:50 (ten years ago)

Sooooo...Halloween 2. That sure was brutal. Not sure I understand why people tend to over- or underpraise it, as it's roughly on par with its predecessor. Malcolm McDowell was pretty good in his inverted portrayal of Dr. Loomis as a pissy famewhore. Essentially, though, if you think Zombie's first Halloween was disappointingly bereft of graphic head smashing and visceral neck sawing, this is the film for you!

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 13:06 (ten years ago)

Was it Halloween or the sequel that begins with an extended rape scene?

I have trouble slotting The Guest in as horror. It starts off like it could be horror, but it slowly morphs into "The Terminator" as directed by John Carpenter.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 13:22 (ten years ago)

Yeah, The Guest isn't horror - it's a throwback action movie. And a great one.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 13:36 (ten years ago)

Another vote for The Children. (Not to be confused with the kids-in-a-schoolbus-who-give-toxic-hugs The Children, which is also great, but in a different way).

The Thnig, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 14:11 (ten years ago)

man it's been a slow year for horror, huh? I wanna catch The Witch and that's about it.

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 14:16 (ten years ago)

Did anyone see Cooties? I heard good things but the trailer seemed to negate the good things that I'd heard.

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 14:17 (ten years ago)

My list would look similar to the others here, I'll add these
The Battery
La Casa Muda
Citadel
Lovely Molly
Triangle
Found

JacobSanders, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 14:30 (ten years ago)

Lovely Molly was good yeah

Anyone seen the german thing this year with the mom that comes back from cosmetic surgery all sinister?

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 15:07 (ten years ago)

Goodnight, Mommy. Yeah, it's very good. Goes in a direction I wasn't expecting.

The Thnig, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 19:55 (ten years ago)

^^ loved it. truly disturbing.

some great choices around here. without repeating names (i hope)here are a few more :

end of the line
grace
here comes the devil/penumbra/36 pasos
red velvet
388 arletta avenue
sauna
the signal (canadian one)
tears of kali

not quite horror, but still worth mentioning : blue ruin

rusty_allen, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 22:04 (ten years ago)

Did anyone see Cooties? I heard good things but the trailer seemed to negate the good things that I'd heard.

it was ok, i guess - a few good gags and rainn wilson. quite a number of horror comedies surfacing this year - bloodsucking bastards, deathgasm, the editor and that new one with zombies and boy scouts or something come to mind. but everything pales in comparison to 'what we do in the shadows' obv.

rusty_allen, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)

i mean, is there any need for more zom coms? or even vamp coms for that matter?

rusty_allen, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 22:10 (ten years ago)

zombie comedies pretty well-worn territory at this point. I liked What We Do in the Shadows okay.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 22:12 (ten years ago)

and also on a "is it really horror" type of situation, tho truly devastating and disturbing i need to add 'red, white & blue'

rusty_allen, Thursday, 22 October 2015 05:30 (ten years ago)

I was very impressed by Triangle and Kill List. In fact it's high time I saw these again.

canoon fooder (dog latin), Thursday, 22 October 2015 10:37 (ten years ago)

I caught Red, White and Blue at a genre fest some years back - maybe it was because it was kinda hyped in that context, but I was nonplussed by it.

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Thursday, 22 October 2015 12:07 (ten years ago)

Anyone care to vet this list of underrated horror films available on Netflix? Some of the selections have gotten a round of thumbs ups in this thread so I'm curious about the rest.

I Was Picking Up A Teaspoon When Something Happened To My Spine (Old Lunch), Saturday, 24 October 2015 20:10 (ten years ago)

The Sacrament = Ti West = not to be trusted

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Saturday, 24 October 2015 21:10 (ten years ago)

Mr Jones is watchable but not good in any meaningful sense.

I didn't like Creep at all but can see why it has its fans.

The Shrine is actively bad.

Taking of Deborah Logan is excellent and everyone should see it.

The Sacrament isn't really a horror film - it's Ti West's take on Jonestown by another name and although the lead Jim Jonesish performance is great, the film feels very shallow.

Let's not go over Pontypool again.

I gave up on The Canal after about half an hour, despite it being Irish.

I gave up on From The Dark after fifteen minutes despite it being set in my adopted obscure Irish county.

Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Saturday, 24 October 2015 21:54 (ten years ago)

Stakeland is not worthwhile.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 24 October 2015 23:24 (ten years ago)

Damn, Stake Land and The Shrine are the two I put on my Amazon watch list. (I'm a little bit of a Jonestown/Peoples Temple freak - I find the whole cult thing fascinating.)

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 24 October 2015 23:31 (ten years ago)

I liked stakeland a lot.

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 25 October 2015 00:03 (ten years ago)

Sacrament sucked but was the first Ti West dud I've seen

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 25 October 2015 00:04 (ten years ago)

What's the deal with Cub? I've only seen the poster which is distinctive (am assuming it's horror)

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 25 October 2015 00:05 (ten years ago)

What did you like about Stakeland? I don't think it's terrible, there are decent shots in it but I found it very bland.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 25 October 2015 00:08 (ten years ago)

Just watched You're Next, which was a lot of fun. (It's on Hulu for free.)

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 25 October 2015 01:22 (ten years ago)

I'll also throw down for stakeland, but from that list taking of Deborah Logan is miles in the lead

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Sunday, 25 October 2015 03:31 (ten years ago)

came across 'the taking of deborah logan' a bunch of times and it never piqued my interest. this couple of posts of support from credible sources made me give it chance. hope it holds up.

re: cub - liked it, but didn't love it. prefer to think of it as something of an arthouse european/detached take on some slasher tropes - take that as you will, i'd put the emphasis on the psychological aspect of it. beautifully shot and with a great soundtrack by steve moore.

rusty_allen, Sunday, 25 October 2015 05:07 (ten years ago)

also, from that list, 'creep' is this sort of unreasonable keeper for me. like it more everytime i think or talk to someone about it. and i found 'the canal' surprisingly touching.

rusty_allen, Sunday, 25 October 2015 05:12 (ten years ago)

Not sure if this is a problem now anymore than it has been for the last few decades but I find it difficult to care about most new stuff because there's so many generic characters who are probably supposed to be relatable. As much as I'm tired of scholars, horror writers, detectives, wry outsiders, priests, high society men visiting friends and relatives, it's often better than the modern incarnations of Person Peopleton and Manonymous McMediocre.
I actually like somewhat anonymous characters but it's probably the blandly aspirational quality that is part of what is bothering me.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 25 October 2015 10:52 (ten years ago)

The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh is even better than Deborah Logan, though I love them both & often mix up the titles.

The Thnig, Sunday, 25 October 2015 13:09 (ten years ago)

"What's the deal with Cub? I've only seen the poster which is distinctive (am assuming it's horror)"

Isn't this the Belgian lost boy scout troop encounters crazy family in woods one? I've heard it's good, but it's not streamable AFAICT.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 25 October 2015 13:20 (ten years ago)

Let Us Prey, which was added to Netflix USA today, is deeply silly but mildly entertaining.

Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Sunday, 25 October 2015 14:26 (ten years ago)

Deborah Logan fell apart when it got to the whole snake thing imo

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 October 2015 14:51 (ten years ago)

Yeah, just watched that, and while it starts out OK it devolves into kind of incoherence. Like, were the snakes even poisonous? Certainly no one seemed to be afraid of getting bitten. And I was really put off by the brazen found-footage Mad Libbing. Cameras posted all around? Check. Security camera footage? Check. A sequence with night vision? Check. Running through the woods at night with only the camera for light? Check. Not to mention the usual by the books jump scares. Approaching a character facing the other way? Check. Things that go bump in the attic? Check. Also a little irked by how long they let it go with only a modicum of safety concerns, considering the protagonist was at her best tearing off her own skin and speaking in tongues, at worse prone to attacking/biting people.

Pluses: still well-made, well-acted, and featuring the rare character who literally says fuck it, I'm leaving. Plus a penultimate monster moment on par with the reveal at the end of "Rec."

Docked points for the way it finally ended, which is a whole 'nother lame cliche.

But still: worth seeing, I think!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 October 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)


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