http://www.wcvb.com/news/death-notes-book-found-in-nashua-school-raises-concerns/35809048
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2015 15:40 (ten years ago)
this requires a single google search peoplehttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00YC1YDME
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)
hahahaha
― Nhex, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:52 (ten years ago)
"I pray with every ounce of my being that it's never something that would turn into a tragedy," Charest said. "But how do you know it wouldn't? How do you know this isn't the beginning of a tragic situation?"
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2015 18:05 (ten years ago)
We Blended All of Leonardo DiCaprio's Former Girlfriends' Faces Together
― soref, Thursday, 22 October 2015 00:38 (ten years ago)
wonderful, just a shame they couldn't mock up some photos of leo hanging out with his generic GF
― ogmor, Thursday, 22 October 2015 08:30 (ten years ago)
he just wants to date a vermeer what's wrong with that
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 October 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Christie-Kicked-out-of-Amtrak-Quiet-Car-336906541.html
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 October 2015 02:05 (ten years ago)
http://www.timesofisrael.com/watch-gaza-family-names-baby-boy-knife-of-jerusalem/
― Mordy, Monday, 26 October 2015 13:49 (ten years ago)
Comedy fan who collapses every time she laughs says her favourite stand-up Lee Evans could kill her
― soref, Monday, 2 November 2015 01:40 (ten years ago)
The DiCaprio one looks like Clickhole
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 2 November 2015 04:23 (ten years ago)
http://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Happiest-mugshot-in-America-belongs-to-this-6620025.php
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 9 November 2015 22:55 (ten years ago)
I dunno, that's about average in Texas.
http://i.imgur.com/vXwpqaa.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 01:25 (ten years ago)
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/article45163665.html
And because you are a role model, your behavior brought out like behavior in the stands. Some of the Panthers fans in our section began taunting the hometown fans. Many Titans fans booed you, a few offering instructive, but not necessarily family friendly, suggestions as to how you might change your behavior.My daughter sensed the change immediately – and started asking questions. Won’t he get in trouble for doing that? Is he trying to make people mad? Do you think he knows he looks like a spoiled brat?I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.
My daughter sensed the change immediately – and started asking questions. Won’t he get in trouble for doing that? Is he trying to make people mad? Do you think he knows he looks like a spoiled brat?
I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:29 (ten years ago)
New Documentary Chronicles the Story of the Pogues' Shane MacGowan Getting New Teeth
http://pitchfork.com/news/62237-new-documentary-chronicles-the-story-of-the-pogues-shane-macgowan-getting-new-teeth/
― Spencer Chow, Monday, 23 November 2015 23:13 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/is9iEl1.png
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 23:31 (ten years ago)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2015/12/29/lawsuit-claims-teaching-assistants-at-amherst-were-told-to-sleep-with-students-to-boost-class-enrollment/
― Mordy, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 16:37 (ten years ago)
admittedly i don't read the onion, but good god does this sound like a parody:
"Three months without dating apps: It was harder than I expected"
http://www.theprovince.com/life/fashion-beauty/three+months+without+dating+apps+harder+than+expected/11630087/story.html
or maybe it's that i almost never used dating apps
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 18:28 (ten years ago)
an article about the onion that looks like an onion article
http://www.bloomberg.com/gadfly/articles/2016-01-19/onion-worth-more-than-washington-post-as-print-wilts
― Roz, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 03:25 (ten years ago)
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/three-6-mafia-star-remembers-867617
not the whole thing, but this part is clickholesque to me:
To be honest, I didn't know what the hell an Oscar was. So I Googled the word. And then I saw that gold man — and I was like, "Holy sheriff!" That woke me right up. I had heard of the Academy Awards, but I didn't know the name "Oscar" meant the Academy Awards. So I called Juicy J right back: "You mean the gold man?!" "That's right! It's for Hustle & Flow!"
― crüt, Thursday, 25 February 2016 23:07 (ten years ago)
lol otm, "the gold man"
― petulant dick master (silby), Friday, 26 February 2016 18:15 (ten years ago)
haha
― kinder, Friday, 26 February 2016 19:03 (ten years ago)
http://www.archdaily.com/783193/anish-kapoor-now-owns-the-rights-to-the-worlds-darkest-material
― MaresNest, Monday, 7 March 2016 19:17 (ten years ago)
None more black. Though I was hoping "darkest material" meant the right to, like, joke about pedophilia.
― dinnerboat, Monday, 7 March 2016 20:09 (ten years ago)
Heartbreaking Photo Of Grandad Who Cooked For All Six Grandkids - But Only One Turned Up
https://www.yahoo.com/news/burger-and-cries-papaw-makes-dinner-for-101930480.html
― onimo, Saturday, 19 March 2016 07:46 (ten years ago)
http://www.smh.com.au/world/380-million-ship-may-be-named-boaty-mcboatface-thanks-to-an-online-poll-20160320-gnmtvx.html
― like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:46 (ten years ago)
http://nypost.com/2016/03/20/not-so-fast-on-banning-tipping-please-even-though-i-called-for-it/
― chinavision!, Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:41 (ten years ago)
xpost: the ship will be called Sir David McAttenboroughface, apparently.
― StanM, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:01 (ten years ago)
( http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36225652 )
― StanM, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:10 (ten years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/05/baby-boxes-abortion-indiana-pro-life-safe-havenhttp://www.safehavenbabyboxes.com/
― ulysses, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:18 (ten years ago)
i can't argue with it as a utility but connecting it with a pro-life agenda is ugly
― ulysses, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:19 (ten years ago)
http://www.aux.tv/2016/05/99-items-found-in-princes-secret-vault/
― Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 05:02 (ten years ago)
Those items need to be polled
― Josefa, Saturday, 7 May 2016 07:29 (ten years ago)
I was also going to suggest a poll for the members of the Revolution and one for the NPG, but I think this should take precedence.
― Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:19 (ten years ago)
Budweiser Renames Its Beer "America"
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 16:09 (ten years ago)
"Millions of men every evening stand shoulder-to-shoulder in this great land and piss America..."
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 16:15 (ten years ago)
Now when someone offers to get me a beer I can say, "Anything but America."
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:46 (ten years ago)
^
― nomar, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:48 (ten years ago)
"Step out of the car, I smell America on your breath"
― StanM, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:06 (ten years ago)
Every child had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as his old man got,
But something happened on the way to that place,
He threw up America all over the place... hey hey hey... uh woe woe
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:16 (ten years ago)
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/elderly-polish-couple-buy-fabric-tickets-online-and-rave-until-5am-a3249571.html
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:20 (ten years ago)
Ravers: the man stole a dance with clubber Abbie Leek (Abbie Leek)
― ulysses, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 14:04 (ten years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/may/18/google-patents-sticky-layer-self-driving-car-accidents
― I've had Eno, ugh (ledge), Thursday, 19 May 2016 08:11 (ten years ago)
http://sfist.com/2016/05/23/rec_parks_pilot_program_allows_you.php
― Dan I., Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:01 (ten years ago)
http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime-and-courts/duck-fat-spill-coated-downtown-sidewalks-madison-fire-says/article_34e045bf-1d2c-5fc9-b3c1-1712aa082a83.html
― sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:29 (ten years ago)
the last sentence in the duck fat link -
"The chef contracted to have the duck fat spill absorbed."
???
― écorché (S-), Friday, 27 May 2016 04:14 (ten years ago)
oops I get it.
― écorché (S-), Friday, 27 May 2016 04:24 (ten years ago)
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/436246/x-men-apocalypse-billboard-villain
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 04:47 (ten years ago)
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/06/24/more-than-30-people-burned-in-motivational-speaker-tony-robbins-hot-coals-walk.html
― dinnerboat, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)
"some people were not concentrating on walking across the coals because they were taking selfies and asking others to take video of them."
― remove butt (abanana), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)