a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

Cooper getting rushed by the moneyed powers that be.

Pot is still a pretty live issue in my state.

Grandma Lorraine at the dinner table would approve the Sanders strategy. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get a clean fork and a water refill.

god remember when they had john john address the democratic convention? his dad wasn't even on the ticket! dude was still in law school. good lord.

Webb. Bewb.

Just imagine this debate if Kanye were running.

Safe, clean, nuclear power. Delicious.

HUNTING FOR THE CHINESE

man maybe it's just his famed scot irish ancestry or whatever but i can't imagine webb lives thru two terms, dude looks sclerotic, no way all his organs are in great shape

I really do wish the front of their podiums had their names scribbled in electric pen.

Is this the speed round?

No whammies.

Will someone please tell me what Katy Perry needs to know?

sick of the republicans denying a woman's right to choose and going after planned parenthood
yes! get em hillary

i feel a tremble in the force. i feel my facebook wall just lighting up w/ women i know going hell yeah over hillary just now.

lol xp

for real though she was strong there

I'm running for President Can, Not President Can't! Now, did you notice my fleeting mention of abortion? Let's talk about that.

This guy reminds me of my friend Ron. He's a nice guy.

This seems less of a starter than the emails thing.

God, I'd love a candidate who can just admit that they got baked and ate a whole pizza and had a great time

dude i can't even tell you how angry i have been about the GOP trying to shut down planned parenthood.

Ron 2016

Yeah, Ron would be great. He's a bike/alternative transportation activist. Gets results!

This debate needs a
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Michael Cohen ‏@speechboy71 24m24 minutes ago
Lincoln Chafee and Jeb Bush are bad for the WASPs

Frank Rich ‏@frankrichny 5m5 minutes ago
Why does pot exist if not for watching this debate?

Dem debates demand pot. Repub debates demand alcohol. They've very different highs (lows).

Also, Dem debates are like this, but Repub debates are all that.

jesus christ can you imagine waiting on bernie sanders table? that hand is up every five seconds

― balls, Tuesday, October 13, 2015 10:37 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Michael Cohen ‏@speechboy71 24m24 minutes ago
Lincoln Chafee and Jeb Bush are bad for the WASPs

― I know some Civil War re-enactors you might want to talk to (Eazy), Tuesday, October 13, 2015 10:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actualols

xpost i mean the GOP gets in power and the first thing they do is work as hard as they can to try and prevent women from making their own choices. now they're going about this in an incredibly dishonest way via these smear attacks on an organization that does such important work.. it's incredibly offensive to me. i don't really get deeply involved in a lot of issues but i've been giving money to planned parenthood for years

Webb is probably a hit at kids parties

Heeeeeere's Jimmy!

Q: What is your favorite dessert?

Webb: When I gave the man who shot at me at Vietnam his just desserts

That Webb "joke". My god.

Jesus, Webb is nuts.

I've decided that I'm going to be Sexy Lincoln Chafee for Halloween

Next debate they can just replace Webb with a chair. An angry, bitter chair.

Jesus this Webb dude

We know what happens to pols who boast of no scandals.

webb -> sam the eagle imo

holy shit at webb ahahahaha

Can you imagine how middle-of-the-road this debate would have been without Sanders in the race?

Who is your favorite Beatle?

Webb: The beetle that bit me in the thigh after I killed it when I was on a boat in the Mekong Delta.

Real Vietnam veterans just call it 'Nam. At least they do in the movies.

Getting sleeeeeeepy.

He's mentioned the clean energy grid by 2050 three times, but no one has bitten.

Never trust anyone under 30.

Real Vietnam veterans just call it 'Nam. At least they do in the movies.

"When I was in The Shit..."

Ramesh Ponnuru
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Awesome Webb answer on his greatest enemy. Puts a lot of political drama in perspective.

Hillary down with Chumbawumba.

Man, how can they do this debate again without just spinning wheels?