i love when ILX gets all chessed out (ILX hot chess action is here)

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hey.
i watched about 10 games of chess this weekend. i'm up for a game, because i need to be reassured that i am, in fact, very shit at chess, and should never try to play. who wants to put me in my place?

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

i'm gregkitten @ RHP, btw

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:02 (twenty years ago)

Ken & g-kit challenged by captainzep...

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

haha i've just made an identical move on all 3 games i just started (as black)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

Hit me too if you'd like.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

captainzep is administering some serious kitten smackdown.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

shit, i got pwned.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

:-)

Wait til you play kenjuggle.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

i AM playing kenjuggle. he's taking it slowly though. he has more manners than you, bitch.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

haha dude you should see my game vs stevem that just finished ;)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 September 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)

Man, that was just plain retarded.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 1 September 2005 09:28 (twenty years ago)

rematch if you like

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 September 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

Ken - I am an idiot. I could have just moved my pawn two spaces towards your queen.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 4 September 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

wait which move was this?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 4 September 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

When you stuck your bishop next to the pawn that couldn't take it because your queen would have put me in check. I thought I'd lost then, so I just went on a kamikaze mission with my queen. But I could have just moved that pawn towards your queen. We'd have swapped queens and I'd have lost a pawn. I sob.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 4 September 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

that wouldn't have worked!! there was a knight at the back that would have gobbled up the pawn in a flash! it'd have been like mate in two or something (i hadn't really worked it out properly)

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 4 September 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

you could perhaps had moved it one square towards me that would have thwarted things though

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 4 September 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Damn you, Chu!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 4 September 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

that was a good game that

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

(BECAUSE I WON! hahahahahhahahahahahhaha)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

someone let me win kthxplz.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

you're still in good shape in our game!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:02 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but it's only a matter of a few moves before i make a schoolboy error and fuck up the whole game.
captainzep will testify; i'm sure he watched with a bemused smile on his face as i set my queen on fire, threw her in the bin and stamped on her in the last game.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

(This is true)

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)

i'm faring a little better in the rematch though. don't worry though, i'll still throw it all away in the next 2 or 3 moves.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:28 (twenty years ago)

i keep having flashes of playing Mortal Kombat - the voice is saying FINISH HIM, but my controller isn't plugged in.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

stalemate? stalemate?? that's fucking checkmate, mate!

wtf!?

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

that fucking sucks! i've been conned! that's checkmate, bitch!

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 08:42 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 08:42 (twenty years ago)

you fucker!

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

fyi i'll be away from this afternoon until Sunday night so no action from me until Monday morning.

the current game between ambrose and I has been going for two months now!

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 9 September 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

i hate chess.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

You know how it is. You lose some, you draw some.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

i have a new nemesis.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes you refuse a draw because you think it would be more interesting to keep playing, and then you lose, and you're not convinced it was all that interesting after all!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

I made a pact with the devil that I could beat you, but it means I have to keep losing to stevem.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

i'm surprised that nobody has yet resigned when they have a certain checkmate in 2 or something.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

redhotpawn appears to be buggered, typical, just when i'm hitting my strongest form to date.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

haha redhotpawn poxy fuled me!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

It's back. GAME ONG.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

seems to be fucked again

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

BACK ONG

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

It's down for an hour each day, at 11pm Pacific time.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Fucksake. Stevem - cease your Jedi mind tricks!

(Seriously - what the fuck's happened to me?)

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

you're definitely on something, letting that rook go so easily...

ambrose is one move away from defeat - it is much more painful for me than it is for him i feel.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

Note to self: Do not play first thing in the morning. Shower, or wake up, or something first.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, stevem, I don't know what you took between the last game and this one. You've had me from the get-go.

― Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

a wank first definitely helps xpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

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