why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Plz explain in 25 words or less how can I tell if I am "an artist", bcz I am really comfortable on this couch and my fingerpainting technique was really crude and unsatisfying.

Aimless, Monday, 12 October 2015 04:11 (ten years ago)

the thick blue line

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 October 2015 11:41 (ten years ago)

Always nice with some demonizing from those sworn to protect.

Frederik B, Monday, 12 October 2015 12:14 (ten years ago)

Feel the police may have trouble taking the moral high ground against Battle of Britain veterans tho

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 12 October 2015 13:07 (ten years ago)

"And maybe remind the few, if ill of us they speak,
that we are all that stands between the monsters and the weak..
Mah na mah na - do doo be do doo
Mah na mah na - do doo be dooh"

Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 13:37 (ten years ago)

If someone's goal with art primarily is to express their own feelings it probably sucks as art

Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:06 (ten years ago)

Was that someone's status update?

the cuddling of the american behind (how's life), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:52 (ten years ago)

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11180638_876641532425882_3482007831975610340_n.jpg?oh=38060859c5c032306e3b4e23368fb273&oe=569216A5

What the fuck is the deal with the crown?!

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:29 (ten years ago)

Being a gay monarch isn't a choice. #bornthisway

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:29 (ten years ago)

I saw a bunch of cars parked outside a sandwich shop on Sunday with a piece of blue painter's tape across the back window. I guess their church had a BLUE LIVES MATTER day or something.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:20 (ten years ago)

I saw a truck with that over here. What does it even mean? Is it just a celebration of racism?

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:24 (ten years ago)

bad boys bad boys
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do
when you're wearing blue

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 05:21 (ten years ago)

I feel sure Nobel Prize for Literature winner William Golding would have known about the correct use of commas:

https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/10441394_799541886745791_2850050546976303_n.jpg?oh=43a80db4e19881a12f98588152466a8d&oe=56957522

schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:29 (ten years ago)

https://lhenson51.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/their-story.jpg

can't stop won't stop chooglin (how's life), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:24 (ten years ago)

- Charles Manson

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:31 (ten years ago)

the golding quote is real -- it was spoken so it's not his punctuation
https://youtu.be/vYnfSV27vLY?t=1m48s

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:37 (ten years ago)

Hammer Smashed Bagels wrote, "Yeah, I hate "ad hominem tu quoque" fallacies in general. I mean, we bitch enough when the right pulls that with their excessive "where's the OUTRAGE!" false equivalency bullshit, so let's not do the exact same thing pls."

Yeah and so when someone like Victor Davis Hanson does something like this, I think the following things:

A. Um, you know, a lot of lefties DO actually live out their values.

B. Even if some individuals fall short of perfect execution of certain values, that doesn't make those bad values.

C. Wanting others to ALSO have the things you enjoy isn't hypocrisy. I want the less fortunate not to be hungry, yet omg I still EAT FOOD. I carry a driver's license yet I don't agree that those without one should be denied a right to vote. OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!

I get that it's meant to be cute turnabout from the lefty play of "you hate government and yet you DRIVE ON ROADS?!?!?!?" But it falls flat once that initial "daring" frisson has faded.

forbidden fruitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:43 (ten years ago)

there's a bit in The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists where the central character rightly points out that giving your own shit to the poor is a tenet of Christianity, not Socialism

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:40 (ten years ago)

http://i61.tinypic.com/k1dqib.jpg

comit-
ting

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 22:19 (ten years ago)

why is it that shape? what is that thing? a pocket?

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 00:10 (ten years ago)

it looks like one of the western states of the USA

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 00:48 (ten years ago)

maybe south dakota?

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 00:48 (ten years ago)

If the person who made that is over the age of 26, that person is the worst person on earth.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 07:02 (ten years ago)

^ feel this may be an exaggeration

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:52 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRUxtFxVAAAgb12.jpg

Frobisher, Thursday, 15 October 2015 02:33 (ten years ago)

Good lord that is deeply offensive.

carl agatha, Friday, 16 October 2015 17:17 (ten years ago)

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12049158_864854343621595_4321170227791452060_n.jpg?oh=a5e64a7413e6a268097277bce7c588a1&oe=56CEFBBF

really nails the cadences and linguistic flair of Dr Seuss imo

these are my pincers and if you don't like them I have udders (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 October 2015 07:07 (ten years ago)

Lolllllll

carl agatha, Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:01 (ten years ago)

learn you some content aware deleting folks

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 October 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)

http://i59.tinypic.com/34si1ja.jpg

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 13:13 (ten years ago)

So as of a few minutes' time, your benefits will be stopped.
-- Atos

kinder, Sunday, 18 October 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)

I tried to reboot myself but getting a strange error message at the log-in screen. can anybody help

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 14:58 (ten years ago)

I almost changed my fb pic to this, after seeing this Love Boat image generator going around, but chickened out.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/87cfd305f58a1cc671e16e2b1c845ec7/tumblr_nwde98DiMW1uhyibpo1_1280.jpg

Darin, Sunday, 18 October 2015 16:53 (ten years ago)

hahaha

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 16:56 (ten years ago)

omg

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 October 2015 17:00 (ten years ago)

DO IT

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 October 2015 17:00 (ten years ago)

AND LOVE WON'T HURT ANYMORE

weatheringdaleson, Sunday, 18 October 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)

Before you Bacon, Francis

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:20 (ten years ago)

sounds like shakespeare

balls, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:20 (ten years ago)

Yeah, Robbie Shakespear.

Mark G, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:22 (ten years ago)

Before you accuse, investigate
Before you urinate, aim
Before you ejaculate, sigh
Before you work in advertising, die

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:25 (ten years ago)

Before I bleed, am I not pricked?

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:02 (ten years ago)

Don't protest too much, just be.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:10 (ten years ago)


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