mayo: the devil's condiment

Bread goes off quicker in the fridge. Science confirms this. You need A BREAD BIN. Made of melamine.

can we go back to "mousies"
how do they differ from sprinkles

incidentally, i don't care for cow's milk butter (or any other mammal, wiseass) and actively avoid most foods cooked or baked with excessive butter (exceptions for croissants). We're a coconut/olive oil house.

yeah well you have your lifestyle and whatever

it's not a health thing or a conscious choice, i just don't much care for the taste or texture of butter and it doesn't agree with me in excess.

i just don't much care for the taste or texture of butter

I have grave doubts that you are actually American

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xp ... i think i know what color those glazes are

Olive oil with bread IS great especially with balsamic vinegar. But on a sandwich instead of butter? No.

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, October 9, 2015 1:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_sandwich

the idea of an italian cold cut sub with butter instead of olive oil is seriously disturbing

http://thefederalist.com/2015/10/09/homemade-mayonnaise-is-the-very-essence-of-conservatism/

so vegan mayo just replaces egg yokes with soy milk or the like?

wouldn't it be easier to just spread spoiled milk on your sandwich?

no because that wouldn't be vegan

that was a bad post i made

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2013/1-11/jgE1kY7s2w-2.png

http://thefederalist.com/2015/10/09/homemade-mayonnaise-is-the-very-essence-of-conservatism/

― j., Friday, October 9, 2015 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

before I remembered what this website's deal was I thought this was a riff on the "if you [vaguely twee normcore activity] you're a tory, end of" meme

wtf is the federalist? That's s very strange article.

https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/717398240375640064/photo/1

will ye have a mayo

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A southern staple. Is the nanner sammich not known outside the deep south (or Elvis fandom)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaUCVJeNCic

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT, DALE

Oh man, I never posted on here about the place in DC that serves gyros with mayonnaise instead of tzatziki? THAT was an unpleasant surprise.

― how's life, Tuesday, October 6, 2015 1:39 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uggghhhh, I like mayo, but that's unforgivable.

― Exit, pursued by Yogi Berra (WilliamC), Tuesday, October 6, 2015 1:40 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just hit up a food truck and had this happen to me again. The list of ingredients included "sauce" so I asked the guy if it was a yogurt sauce. He just told me "it's tzatziki". Got it back to my office and it's got mayo in it for sure, although not as repellent a mixture as last time, so at least I was able eat the whole thing.

every time this thread is revived, I crack up

it's just the best

(foods)

every time this thread is revived, I barf

gonna make chili tonight in honor of this thread

every time this thread is revived I lol and lol

incidentally, i don't care for cow's milk butter (or any other mammal, wiseass) and actively avoid most foods cooked or baked with excessive butter (exceptions for croissants). We're a coconut/olive oil house.

― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Friday, October 9, 2015 4:18 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah well you have your lifestyle and whatever

― j., Friday, October 9, 2015 4:21 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thought this revive was gonna be for Artisanal Mayo Store Getting Priced Out of Prospect Heights, Owner Says

It's mYbe both the dislike I encounter most, and th one I understand the least.

imagine someone sneezing in your mouth

now imagine that person sneezing on your sandwich and saying "here is your delicious spread"

this is the platonic ideal of mayo

mayo is nothing to sneeze at

there is a wide variety of mayo out there and some is disgusting and some is absolutely delicious

Mayo is still good, love too eat fries with freshly made mayo

Or frites with aioli if you prefer

love to throw mayonnaise into the garbage and then throw some aoili in afterwards and then stand in the middle of the kitchen screaming LET THEM KILL EACH OTHER

my favorite kind of mayo are those spicy peruvian mayo-based chili sauces, i made some at home a few weeks ago with lomo saltado and it was delicious

trying to imagine a mayo scenario that would not be improved by substituting with hot sauce

well, blue cheese dressing is typically made with mayonnaise. can't imagine the hot sauce version being a big improvement.

but i'd say the same for tuna & egg salad, so what do i know?

can't imagine a mayo scenario that would not be improved by substituting with nothing

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ILX taate testers

hot sauce is life but it's not a substitute for mayo!

i must have mayo AND mustard on a hamburger. this is weird b/c it's usually either/or. no ketchup obv.

i must have mayo on blt.

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our parents were disgusting

what the hell

https://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/926/d85e2fc0-f75a-0132-f13f-0ed54733f8f5.JPG?

omigod I'm gonna throw up at my desk

good work, bizarro, we'll have these mayo-loving commie sons of bitches recanting in no time

you don't truly know what mayo is until you've felt it squelch between yr toes