The official bored-at-work cryptic crossword pass it on thread.

very elegant, no?

yep, i like it when the clue ties in with the def without going the full &lit.

Just got, A+

another good Paul clue today:

On which a squatter may be counting back two from 6 June 1944, fancifully speaking? (5)

as usual with paul i don't know where to begin.

OK I GET IT

bit perplexed by 'fancifully speaking'

fancifully speaking = sounds like. seems pretty necessary to me.

yeah I think so too

fancifully, though? maybe he favours the la-di-da french pronunciation.

Yeah fancifully has no purpose there

ilx would crucify woman in conversation as a means of keeping out unwanted intruders (10)

Fanciful, I think, In that there's no such thing as B Day, it's made up for the sake of the pun. I never would have gotten that one.

I figured this one out by process of elimination, but I have never heard the idiom "thin on the ground" in my life.

Britishism perhaps

Unsettled night last night, every time I half woke up I tried in my semi-conscious state to write a sounds-like clue for the middle row of a qwerty keyboard, 'acid if jekyll'. Except a) I thought this was the start of the alphabet, not the middle of a keyboard; ii) I forgot about g and h; and 3) 'acid if jekyll' wtf.

ilx would crucify woman in conversation as a means of keeping out unwanted intruders (10)

is this still up for grabs? i don't have a scooby.

Unsettled night last night, every time I half woke up I tried in my semi-conscious state to write a sounds-like clue for the middle row of a qwerty keyboard, 'acid if jekyll'. Except a) I thought this was the start of the alphabet, not the middle of a keyboard; ii) I forgot about g and h; and 3) 'acid if jekyll' wtf.

haha

I can start revealing letters if ppl want, it's maybe not amazingly formed

i'm thinking we/us/forum + sounds like woman's name + an x in there somewhere (crucify = hang on or nail to a cross, don't really know what to do with that), = portcullis or drawbridge or something. but yeah, letters.

-e---i--e-

-ee--i--e-

btw had to share this from earlier in the week:

Guardian Cryptic crossword No 26,727, 17 Down: Fifty-fifty to catch Frisbee when laughing out loud (3)

Is this the most pathetic clue of all time?

very poor

just got yours btw, i like the definition

thx, I think I might get a telling off from ledge for one element but I was going for the laugh

I hate everything about that Frisbee clue but actually using "laughing out loud" as the definition is appalling. It's like having idk "shortening of the hooter for National Aeronautics and Space Administration (4)". Sackable imo

thx, I think I might get a telling off from ledge for one element

Seems terribly corny and perfectly fine to me.

too much time on ilx

Guardian Cryptic crossword No 26,734, 22 Across: Entertaining female describing athlete's foot, perhaps? (6)

"Chinese Leaves" showed up in the Everyman recently. Is that really what Britishes call bok choy? I'd never heard that one.

We call bok choy bok choy (or pak choy), Chinese leaf is something else (sometimes called Chinese cabbage). Not sure what the "proper" name is

Google clarifies: napa cabbage

Yeah, GIS gave me one image that was napa cabbage, another that was baby bok choy,

xxxp lol good clue

Guardian Cryptic crossword No 26,766, 24 Down: Plan polkaing periodically (4)

Whoops

yeah I was wondering about that clue.

Did anyone have luck with the Graun Xmas monster jigsaw one?

so the setter posted on fifteensquared:

Arachne says:
December 29th, 2015 at 12:21 pm
Many thanks to Eileen for the blog, and to everyone for taking the trouble to comment not just on this, but on all puzzles through the year. Thanks, too, to the indefatigable Gaufrid for all his hard work.

24dn – aargh. This was submitted as “Propose polkaing periodically”.

Warmest wishes for 2016 to all of you, my friends.

Love and hugs,

Arachne

xp Didn't see that, those never show up on the app. Might print it out & take a look.

Latest prize was a bastard, got down to 4 clues & gave up

my GF (much better than me at crosswords) nearly finished it bar a couple. Once you get the theme it is possible to at least answer a large number of clues.

Parents and I finished the big Xmas one. We had a lot of answers but were stuck putting them into the grid, just had to sit down and be painstakingly analytical about it, sudoku style.

Yesterday's was the easiest prize I can recall - had to get a lot of checking letters before I cracked the theme but most of the non themed clues were v straightforward. I had to cheat minorly to get the final clue though :(

Hello to Spooner's straight guy (4,6,4,3)

I know you just *love* these tortured and unguessable spoonerisms.

Pompous hello to Spooner's very straight man (4,6,4,3)

I think I have the answer, but I can't parse the surface at all?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/het

Okay, if that works the way I think it does,it relies on a synonym for "very" that we Yanks don't use.

And also, ouch.

i thought it was well wicked.

lol

Scrambling on crag's rim - here? (10)

Oh sure, there, says the befuddled American...

I have scrambled there, maybe not quite on a crag's rim.

relatively straightforward I would think? at least in the UK a well-known mountain range

have i mentioned before how much i love arachne? from the other day alone

Czech barman and I entranced by Stan Wawrinka's bottom (7)

Iron Lady contrarily embracing little in the women's movement (8)

Those prophesying doom of Corbyn back off, beginning to admire his alternative (9)

today's Graun is a Maskarade, who usually only appears at Bank Holidays to confound with those jigsaw puzzles. Here's a clue I liked:

Rival of S. Ovett? Get away! (5)

General knowledge rather than cryptic but this was still a bit o_O in the guardian today:

Dystopian novel by Ray Bradbury (10, 3)