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Ugh, Ugh, Ugh.

Damnit.

Oh, Crap!

Where's my squirt gun?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

new york city is awesome. i am glad i live here.

there should be a fap soon.

― geeta, Tuesday, 9 September 2003 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I would love to live somewhere other than New England, like California or Toronto or Ottawa or England. But, only if I where a single strapping young buck again. I think New England is a wonderful place to raise a family and you really can't beat the Autumn weather and scenery.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish that the estate agents would phone & say there was a mistake & we can have the new perfect house. :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030903/i/1062566342.3892346968.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

is that guy using a mobile phone?

his whole pose, etc., makes him look like a businessman.

give him a bath and an office w/ a swivel chair and take away the sign and the beard and he'd be one.

but he doesn't want that.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

HE'S KICKING IT OLD SCHOOL!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

My hair is champion over the humidity, and all is well with the world.

(But what will I do if I pass the tests and need to go back to NYC? Oh, damn.)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You look like you need a monkey.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I do need a monkey!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

WHITE PIZZA

1 pizza crust ( pre-made, bread machine or mix)
1 medium onion, diced
1 teaspoon garlic, minced
1 tablespoon olive oil
8 ounces Italian-style grated cheese blend (mozzarella, provolone, etc.)
1 tablespoon fresh basil, chopped
1 cup ricotta cheese
1/2 cup spinach (defrosted), chopped and drained

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Heat olive oil over medium flame. Add onion and garlic and cook until soft but not brown. Set aside. Place the blended cheese on the crust. Bake for 5 minutes. Remove and sprinkle on the chopped basil. Mix the drained spinach with the onion mixture. Add that to the ricotta. Spread on pizza and bake 10 minutes or until it begins to brown slightly.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.webstorespro.com/ps/DSCF0006.jpg

BABY BLACK CAP CAPUCHIN.
Beautiful 6 weeks old. Very sweet and smart baby. Wears diapers. Comes with U.S.D.A. paper work and health certificate and comes with starter kit including Baby blanket, diapers, baby formula and baby toys.

http://www.webstorespro.com/ps/Dcp_0017.jpg

Male white face capuchin born on 10/10/2002. Adorable, very intelligent, and wears diapers. Understands "come" "no" and "get in the bag" and is becoming familiar with "stay" and turning on and off the lights on command.

----
"get in the bag" = "it puts the lotion on its fur"?!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not going to stop getting tattoos if I fucking well don't want to.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would you?

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Cuz you had all your skin eaten off by a flesh-hungry monkey?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

because apparently there are people who think I should 'while [I] still have skin showing'

Really, I'm so angry right now, I could spit nails.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

funk dat. tattoos are hott.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Yesterday I carried home a sack of Canadian beer. I keep thinking how strange it is to carry home a paper sack of beer. Then I think how strange it is for me to think that carrying home a sack of beer is a strange thing... etc etc etc.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Cprek you're the most pomo mentalist mufucka I've ever known.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

TAKE THAT BACK!

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Really, I'm so angry right now, I could spit nails.

Easy solution, then: aim the nails at the too-damn-nosy. They'll quickly leave you alone after that.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha, if'n anybody ever needs to get Cprek riled up, just call him pomo

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the matter Aimee? A "fuck" of that gigantitude can't possibly be about the tattoo thing, can it?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

that was Ally, silly rabbit

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha! D'oh! Get out of my etc....

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I was nowhere near your etc.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

'ooooh ooh child, things are gonna get brighter...'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I still can't get over this...

SAAAAAVE THE GOORILLAAAAAAAAS!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Funky mammals in heat! (Just gave me my giggle for the day)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

My Ass Was Once A Pig: The Dan Spinab377a Story

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Make my funk the p-funk. I want to get funked up.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Shall I start a thread called 'Drinking your own urine: Classic or Dud?' No, someone's probably just going to refer me to an earlier thread.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

well, it's all about recycling, Colin. threads & urine, presumably.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

close but not quite:

urine - classic or dud?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm.. why when you search for 'urine' in ILe, most of the posts are by me?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"hey, who doesn't enjoy bigger drinks? Not me! bring 'em on!"

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

he lies on his side
is he trying to hide?
in fact, it's the earth
which he's known since birth

as done by Transformer

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmm yummy doughnut, mmmmm!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i wanna groove that ghetto booty

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking how it sucks really bad when you have to watch your closest friends getting into really bad shit and are helpless to stop them and as a side effect of the bad shit they're getting into you don't quite feel welcome in their presence anymore, especially cuz they can be scary and harsh and often accuse you of/criticize you for things that they themselves are doing. Not to mention they won't play music with me anymore, which is even more creepy, as our musical connection was the very basis of our friendship(s) to begin with. Ugh.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, you have an Eligibility Committee meeting at 10:00. Uh huh, today. Right. In Manhattan Beach. Yes, I gave you the file yesterday afternoon before you left. No, I'm sorry, I don't know what you did with it. Is it in your car? No? Hang on, I'll go look

. . .

Nope, not on your desk. Haha you probably left it on top of your car and drove off again. Oh hell, let me call the security guard.

. . .

Yes, he has it. You left it on your car. Man that's dumb. I'll have someone bring it down to you, ONLY if you promise to not do that again, okay? Do I have to walk stuff down to your car myself? Haha, yeah that's not funny, pervert.

Okay, tell Eloise I said hi, and I'll see you about 1.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

PAPER CUT! OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it wrong to gorge yourself on cream crackers whilst waiting for your s/o to come home?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to go out and party
And stand around
'Cause I was too nervous
To really get down
And my body yearned to be free
I got up on the floor and found
Somebody to choose me
No more standin' along the side walls
Now I've got myself together, baby
And I'm havin' a ball
Long as you prove it
There's always a chance
Somebody watchin'
might wanna make romance
With your body, ooo baby, you dance all night
Get down and prove it, feel all right

Keep on dancin'
Got to give it up

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

To the Rear, march.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Saturday Sun

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That was the first Onion article I ever read, Kingfish!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3307/pfunkprotest.gif

okay, who's booty needs to be loosened? Get ready for the Kingfish Attack from the Back!

oh yeah, the queue forms over there. No pushing, please. there's enough to go 'round.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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