a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

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i'd take pretty much any cat over pretty much anyone currently running

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:50 (ten years ago)

cat stevens for 1st muslim prez

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:52 (ten years ago)

I mean, I also want to work with supercats.

― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:53 (ten years ago)

don't blame me I voted for Snarf

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:56 (ten years ago)

part-german-american donald trump

woah buddy, afaik he's Dutch! them's fightin' words. but I'm not gonna fight over Trump.

― Frobisher, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:59 (ten years ago)

i'd take pretty much any cat over pretty much anyone currently running

Socks/Bo 2016

― Frobisher, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 22:00 (ten years ago)

Socks is dead!

― :wq (Leee), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 22:01 (ten years ago)

!! RIP Socks, that joke was too soon...

also bavarians vs. berliners is totally still a thing in the USA, but usually just represented by a very tepid lutheren vs. catholic sectarianism that barely register's outside of the church refreshments room.

― Frobisher, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 22:04 (ten years ago)

do germans pronounce it like "Troomp"

DONALDO TROOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 22:19 (ten years ago)

hahahahaha

― Frobisher, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 22:24 (ten years ago)

NB: this was in the Times' Fashion section
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/01/fashion/melania-trump-the-silent-partner.html

“She’s not gossipy at all, not bitchy and just really nice, though I know that’s not exciting to hear,” said Robert Janjigian, fashion editor and society reporter for The Palm Beach Daily News.

trying to imagine circumstances under which would be appropriate for anyone in a public position to approvingly refer to a (quasi) politician's wife as "not bitchy"

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:34 (ten years ago)

when you are the fashion editor of some obscure newspaper in a rich coastal area? certainly putting his mouth in his foot but, c'mon, this is def. the kind of stuff you'd think he'd say. 'not bitchy' is probably a really big compliment coming from him.

― Frobisher, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:39 (ten years ago)

just shitty is all

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:50 (ten years ago)

yeah shes being compared to other trophy wives of the rich and famous

― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:52 (ten years ago)

It could be worse, he could have called her "not cranky."

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 1 October 2015 00:56 (ten years ago)

Because then it would seem like Donald wasn't giving her the D.

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 1 October 2015 01:40 (ten years ago)

http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/bernie-sanders-reaches-1-million-donations-record-time

― schwantz, Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:40 (ten years ago)

bernie sanders subprime mortgage crisis
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― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:44 (ten years ago)

bernie sanders applesauce burning man pinwheel office chair
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― all my friends are vampires (art), Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:10 (ten years ago)

bernie sanders great depression
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― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:21 (ten years ago)

sexy bernie sanders halloween costume
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https://twitter.com/sexy_bernie

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:34 (ten years ago)

vote bernie sanders kill your parents
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― all my friends are vampires (art), Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:35 (ten years ago)

bernie sanders rap
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― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:45 (ten years ago)

jesus christ, i did NOT read that twitter
forget i posted that please, it's vile

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 04:06 (ten years ago)

all hail president-elect pataki

http://www.usnews.com/cmsmedia/6a/fa/0e8977e1444f911ca23835683560/150707-presheights-graphic.jpg

― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2015 13:32 (ten years ago)

vs de blasio one assumes

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 13:37 (ten years ago)

Rick Perry always seemed shorter? May be tarring him with the same brush as GWB - but he's 5'11" ! Maybe presidents always seem shorter because of comparison with Secret Service?

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 October 2015 13:37 (ten years ago)

http://store.acousticsounds.com/images/large/UCOL_JS33581__53894__01152009124213-125.jpg

― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 October 2015 13:40 (ten years ago)

http://wae.blogs.starnewsonline.com/files/2015/07/usual-suspects.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:03 (ten years ago)

the real mystery of that terrible graphic is why santorum, jeb!, and bush's stats are outlined in yellow while the rest are outlined in green. also why they chose to give everyone blue alien faces.

― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:07 (ten years ago)

those pictures of Huckabee and Jindal they've placed next to one another don't make them look like they are only 1" apart in height irl, Huckabee's head looks twice the length and width of Jindal's for a start

― soref, Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:10 (ten years ago)

They all felt something
But I felt nothing
Except the feeling
That this bullshit was absurd

xxxp

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:14 (ten years ago)

I had no idea Lindsey Graham was such a dwarf. 5'7"? Come on.

― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:15 (ten years ago)

if he were elected he would be the shortest president since McKinley:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heights_of_presidents_and_presidential_candidates_of_the_United_States

― soref, Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:19 (ten years ago)

enough is enough

someone, anyone, stop lindsey graham from becoming president! it may be too late

― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:20 (ten years ago)

McKinley was 5'7"? he seemed taller.

― pplains, Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:25 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/V4INiuy.jpg

"Shhh. It's Dreams Time."

― pplains, Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:25 (ten years ago)

You're thinking of this:
http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2015_36/1200341/150831-nps-mt-mckinley-denali-yh-0122p_e4143768dc359ccb5a1fd7170d648eac.nbcnews-fp-1200-800.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:28 (ten years ago)

McKinley was really good in Phantasm though.

Love how that graphic doesn't even bother to include Cruz. Like, "Well, I mean, come on, people."

― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:30 (ten years ago)

president denali

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:35 (ten years ago)

I think most of these candidates are in denali.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:36 (ten years ago)

the whole damn culture is in denali

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:55 (ten years ago)

lol Phil

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 1 October 2015 15:18 (ten years ago)

a major downside of that graphic is that no one can fairly use the "i didn't know they stacked shit that high" line again

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 15:22 (ten years ago)

disappointed there does not (yet) appear to be a youtube mix video of Jeb! sayin "for cryin out loud"

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 1 October 2015 15:25 (ten years ago)

Do just not know how tall Sanders and Cruz are?

― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 1 October 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

or Scott Walker.

the graphic is from early July, so maybe that explains the lack of Walker (he hadn't announced yet, I think?), but not Cruz/Sanders. Their absence can probably be blamed on the fact that it's a US News and World Report graphic

― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2015 15:31 (ten years ago)

google lists cruz and sanders as 5'8" and walker as about six foot

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 15:33 (ten years ago)

Trade that clown car for a Smurf car.

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 October 2015 15:57 (ten years ago)

http://officetan.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2a7a0_1310235.png

i know just the man for the job

― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 October 2015 16:04 (ten years ago)

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