marketing of masculinity

Haha, now I get Dudes Wipes ads on my facebook sidebar.

http://i.imgur.com/Bepem0z.jpg

Seriously, this could be a BOSE ad in Parade Magazine, circa. 1992.

lol that techno mix one reminds me of like warp artificial intelligence

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html

17/27

I think this 1982 milestone hasn't been in the thread yet:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AUh8mrS3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Everyone talks about the Atari and Pan Am logos in Blade Runner. I think one of the biggest anachronisms is in the beginning during the narration, where Deckard says something like, "My ex-wife used to make me eat sushi."

Like, sushi and quiche were in the same pussy boat, as far as 1982 was concerned. Even people in 2017 knew that.

Anyway. Don't forget the sequel:

http://i.imgur.com/SldqUc9.jpg

Bruce Feirstein is a hella gay name.

never understood this abt quiche. eggs, meat/veggies/combo, cheese, and pie crust. nothing on this list is definitively un-masculine and it is easy as fuck to make. literally just mix all that shit together and throw it in the oven, in 30-45 mins u have a healthy protein rich meal that took minimal effort and also is delicious.

just saying, fucking quiche

quiche is french ergo it is gay

and what could be less masculine than two men having sex with each other

Two men having sex with a quiche.

I dunno, one of them having a vagina?

Yes, you're right, a man with a fully-functioning female reproductive system is probably the least masculine thing I can think of.

What about a quiche with a vagina?

Be a crepe, don't eat one. #realmen

Real men don't eat that either, I"m sure. post

Successful masculine marketing imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq3JVAzar0A

Pancakes are masculine, crepes are not. Apple pie is masculine, eggs in a pie crust are not. Clearly and unsurprisingly, eggs seem to be the emasculating culprit.

Yes, you're right, a man with a fully-functioning female reproductive system is probably the least masculine thing I can think of.

― Beezbo's Magic Does It Again! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, November 17, 2015 12:55 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are trans ppl more butch than me, that is for sure

yeah uhhhh I think at this point in history you reaaaaally need to recalibrate yr ideas of masculinity (which is gendered) if you think it's inextricably linked with reproductive systems (which are biological)

#latepass #bookmarks #lol

welcome

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51At%2B8FS-IL.jpg
A shot of adrenaline, a surge of raw power, a current of electricity running from head to toe. Animal Rage allows you to stalk the weights, to dominate the gym, to make the competition run and hide. Taken just before you wreak havoc in the weight room, Animal Rage is more than a mere preworkout supplement, it is a bodybuilder's secret weapon, an ergogenic wrecking ball ready to be swung. You are a predator, the iron your prey - make it fear your power, let it bear witness to the strength of Animal Rage.

I prefer Plant Rage

vegan friendly soy rage

great find but u buried the lede: SLAUGHTERMELON

other flavors available (i am not making this up):
Grape of Wrath
Lemon Slayed
Mango Unchained

"You are a predator, the iron your prey" - thought it was talking about housework for a moment.

I prefer Plant Rage

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, December 16, 2015 1:27 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Misread that as "I prefer Plant Page"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Quarter:_Jimmy_Page_and_Robert_Plant_Unledded#/media/File:Page_%26_Plant_-_No_Quarter.jpg

great find but u buried the lede: SLAUGHTERMELON

http://i.imgur.com/R0KJWlY.jpg

ERGOGENIC WRECKING BALL READY TO BE SWUNG.

other flavors available (i am not making this up):
Grape of Wrath
Lemon Slayed
Mango Unchained

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 08:13 (7 hours ago) Permalink

Fruit Punch
Papaya Sailor Man
Atomic Pom
Is the Peach This Way?
Linebacker Nectarine

Apple Boss

Pom-O-Granite

Slightly off-topic but I had to put this somewhere:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3UsNqECQAAGljB.jpg

dying @ papaya sailor man

Ladies, you are better than this.

I don't know if there's a marketing of femininity thread, but those are as dumb as any man cave you're going to find.

http://i.imgur.com/ew0cXlx.jpg

She shed. I know what it's like to be dead.

Eh, those are just tiny houses that women realized they didn't want to live in but had to do something with. SheShed is born!

more like making me feel like I've never been born.

Because She Shed sounds like the name of that Beatles song.

no no no you're wrong

this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen

STOP SAYING "SHED"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x44uICQcNx4

And if you thought my Beatles joke was bad, just wait for the pun they end that spot with.

Oh. There it is in the title.

ONG yes Ive seen that "She Sheds" thing in various clickbait formats posted to FB, and I'm like... arent these just regular conservatories and garden room type places? Stop giving things stupid fucking names.

'herbitat' is probably too ambiguous

this is my herpe place

"Hey, Bob! Where's the wife? Out in her 'she shed'?"

"'She shed.' I like that... I mean, yes. She's busy in her 'she shed,' I'll give her your regards."

she's out behind the wall-o-gina

sighted: axe-brand loofah touted as a "double-sided shower tool"