why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Haha wtf this series is hysterical

nerd patriarchy is the worst

Nerd everything is the worst

everything is the worst,but its also p bearable

Most "nerds" are just hyperactive dudes that found glasses

oh hang on is she laughing?

― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 08:24 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

singing 'Immigrant Song' I reckon

ok of course

So here's a new one...friend posted that she won a $900 scratch off lottery ticket... I hit like the instantly got this message:
You should not have liked or commented.... Hahaha!

Now you have to pick from one of the below and post it as your status. This is the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness game.

Don't be a spoiled sport.

Pick your poison from one of these and post it as your status.

1 Diarrhea again?
2 Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.
3 How do you get rid of foot fungus?
4 No toilet paper, goodbye socks.
5 I think I'm in love with someone?
6 I've decided to stop wearing underwear.
7 It's confirmed I'm going to be a mommy/daddy.
8 Just won $900 on a scratchy
9 I'm a lesbian.
10 I'm getting married.

Post with no explanations.

Sorry, I fell for it too.
Looking forward to your post.
Ahhh don't ruin it. (Don't let the secret out).

And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness....

Be a good sport ok?

ok i lolled at "And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness...."

Ugh don't do it.

11 I have breast cancer.

12 You have breast cancer.

I've gotten that one in back to back years. My reply is always that I won't do it because it's fucking stupid and has nothing to do with breast cancer awareness.

^^^ spoiled sport

13 My friend is an idiot and sent me the following note after they lied about winning a lottery:

Raising awareness of basically a feel good way of doing nothing

People that misunderstand the usage of "awareness" really and think it means saying 'just a reminder, breast cancer exists" rather that providing any facts and figures or links for donations or anything.

A close friend of mine got it at age 24...beat it, and breaks her back promoting awareness and holding semiannual fundraisers so this kinda shit cheeses me off.

I guess "Breast Cancer Acknowledgement" doesn't have the same gravitas.

Spread awareness about breast cancer by Facebook private messages you're supposed to keep secret

Cut down a neighbor's tree for sickle cell

Muddying up the message w noise in the signal.

Anyone been getting BLOOD MOON DOOMSDAY posts? I haven't but I had fully expected it. Seems like 2012-fatigue is still present with the conspiracy-minded new-ager crowd.

https://bobbiblogger.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/afraid.jpg

I would block this person, but they're good value for this thread.

v v important to break yr kids' will at an early age.

is that guy praying, or did he crazy glue his fists to his forehead, or both

i actually would totally support giving all children trophies with a little bronze bust of that guy

"good job, you tried, then you despaired"

need shame trophies

See, I have but one friend on facebook who posts those dumb things regarding ex-servicemen getting no benefits yada, and nonsense scare stories about yada, and don't even start me on moneybags time.. I don't block him because its the only one and its sometimes interesting to know what's going on there. Bit like this thread.

Anyway, the latest one is a pic of various tablets with the warning "if your kid comes back from trick or treating with any of these don't let them eat them they are drugs and they will get poorly"

Because there's loads of people giving away drugs for free..

also funny because, like, are parents seeing kids coming home on halloween, sacks bulging with tablets of all color, size, shape and numbering and just wishing there was a convenient place to identify the safe ones?

https://www.facebook.com/games/knightsbrides/?fbs=205

Welcome to the world of Knights & Brides, a fairytale kingdom with its hierarchy, intrigues, rivalry and, of course, romance. So, now imagine... You are a charming young lady or a noble knight.

The lady is running the household and the knight is fighting in jousts until one day they find each other and decide to play together for triumph and glory. That’s when the entire social potential of the game unfolds.

The bride learns to cook dishes for her brave knight to boost his strength in combat, while the knight dedicates victories to his lady and wins her glory. As your relationship grows in strength, the two will earn new titles, expand the estates, win new and develop previously conquered lands.

Find your mate in Knights & Brides and play happily ever after!

Knights & Brides is free to play. Some in-game items are available for purchase.

jesus fuck

Gamergaters GotY

ikr

world of ughcraft

OMG thats actually a game. That conveniently somehow has exactly 100k players?

The bride learns to cook dishes for her brave knight to boost his strength in combat

The creator of Knights and Brides apparently hasn't read the chivalric literature. Brides hopped into bed with Knights and inspired them through plentiful sexing, including before marriage.

lol u suggesting the minds behind this might be a little... ignorant?

i think that's where everyone migrated to after the ashley madison hack

http://i.imgur.com/CXaOa8F.jpg

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11898782_450668805104971_3327137496964050115_n.jpg?oh=40fd42af17965e2d964735bca2ae3c84&oe=56915061

Nope

A lotta shit means "I been thrown out of a lot of free before 11 at the clubs"

I've sat through a lot of thought.

https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/11986564_1055208584549017_6561130866242164069_n.jpg?oh=2d33ff979929fc2d9f4638b6f376aa7e&oe=56A2374E

i have a faint memory of someecards.com being occasionally humorous or witty, around 2006-7ish? when did it morph into whatever the fuck it is now? maybe it was always that way?

anyone can make a card now so there's no quality control. not sure that was always the case

K M your faint memories are wrong, sorry to break it to you

hmm, maybe i just had a facebook friend circa 2006ish that was posted them frequently and had exquisite someecards taste!