hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Seemed lonely without a stalker, seemed like an idea to crowdsource one.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 19 September 2015 20:10 (ten years ago)

i can think of a dozen reasons why its fucked up that vice dude is doing a roundtable with obama, but i must admit "his dick touched another man's dick" isn't one of them

da croupier, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:51 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

Oh dear.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 October 2015 21:38 (ten years ago)

"I live very comfortably, as evidenced by the fact both my kids take tae kwon do"

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 08:04 (ten years ago)

this thor dude is clearly too awesome for gawker

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 08:04 (ten years ago)

that's some a+ trolling, i like the cut of this thor guy's jib

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:42 (ten years ago)

gawker really taking down the big game

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:10 (ten years ago)

like, kudos, you trolled an idiot

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:10 (ten years ago)

sadly CCJ is a bigger deal than you'd think

goole, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 14:28 (ten years ago)

Also worth noting that K. Thor Jensen isn't a Gawker writer, a point that is important to understanding that whole story.

can't stop won't stop chooglin (how's life), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)

right

ok

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 15:23 (ten years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/15/sports/football/nfl-gifs-video-sharing-twitter.html
this bodes ill across the board for new journalism; when they come for your gifs it's gonna hurt business

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 October 2015 15:19 (ten years ago)

Also worth noting that K. Thor Jensen isn't a Gawker writer, a point that is important to understanding that whole story.

Also that Thor has been very good at obviously trolling doofi on the internets for a long time: http://shortandhappy.com/amber/

let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Saturday, 17 October 2015 16:29 (ten years ago)

the gif thing is a nothing-burger and the NFL peaked last year.

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 October 2015 16:57 (ten years ago)

:D :D :D

http://ktjensen.kinja.com/chuck-c-johnson-is-the-easiest-man-in-the-world-to-tro-1736107981?rev=1444683583110
― goole, Monday, October 12, 2015 4:30 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is great. K. Thor Jensen also did a pretty amazing Achewood guest strip many years back.

JRN, Monday, 19 October 2015 02:54 (ten years ago)

good point that the NFL is over, whew

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:06 (ten years ago)

haha yeah i just stared at that post for a couple minutes

some dude, Monday, 19 October 2015 03:48 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://medium.com/matter/on-gawker-s-problem-with-women-f1197d8c1a4e

Clay, Monday, 16 November 2015 03:16 (ten years ago)

idk

it seems pretty weird that leah beckmann was cast aside after stepping into the void left by Our Righteous People, but it's hard to suggest that cook and pareene are unqualified

my consumption of gawker #content is pretty haphazard but i feel like diana moskovitz is killing it lately/(always, tbh)

mookieproof, Monday, 16 November 2015 06:51 (ten years ago)

editorial being invisible is an industry-wide problem (except at places where editorial are basically the only staff)

insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Monday, 16 November 2015 07:47 (ten years ago)

She doesn't seem to be suggesting that they are unqualified - the opposite I think - but is using it as a high-profile example to enquire whether any women would have been considered for the post (there isn't I think a definite answer, but holy shit is there a preponderance of evidence).

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 16 November 2015 15:48 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/mkramer/status/666307020484706305

http://i.imgur.com/RrbbqbR.png

, Monday, 16 November 2015 23:15 (ten years ago)

it's almost like that place is run by moronic children

balls, Monday, 16 November 2015 23:21 (ten years ago)

that's the most painfully mid-2000s email i've ever read in my life

J0rdan S., Monday, 16 November 2015 23:23 (ten years ago)

Reading to the tune of be my baby. Thump. Tha-thump. Thump.

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Monday, 16 November 2015 23:26 (ten years ago)

http://youtu.be/0AcBqfMH4fU

balls, Monday, 16 November 2015 23:26 (ten years ago)

it was a different time

Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Monday, 16 November 2015 23:32 (ten years ago)

that sounds like something out of a brett easton ellis novel from the early 2000s

just1n3, Monday, 16 November 2015 23:47 (ten years ago)

s'cool

, Monday, 16 November 2015 23:48 (ten years ago)

look you can't hold the mid-2000s to the standards of the early-to-mid 2010s

Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 00:06 (ten years ago)

Okay lol

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 01:34 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ4z4xIygdo

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 08:05 (ten years ago)

Hey everybody, i'd like to take a moment and cordially invite you to formally be my bitches. If you're down, shoot me your digits.

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 08:06 (ten years ago)

+1 773-404-2827

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 14:58 (ten years ago)

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/cool-man-black-sunglasses-pointing-camera-isolated-white-background-34584928.jpg

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 15:02 (ten years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17ilb1v4gxj2bjpg/original.jpg

bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 15:04 (ten years ago)

Too cool for s'cool

jmm, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 15:08 (ten years ago)

someone should shoot that guys digits amirite

NickB, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 15:12 (ten years ago)

And now...

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/18/business/media/gawker-politics-media.html

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 20:00 (ten years ago)

whoa

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 20:03 (ten years ago)

Plans to license Gawker’s content management system, Kinja, will also be shelved.

lol

goole, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 20:04 (ten years ago)

That one is definitely the takeaway bit.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 20:08 (ten years ago)

Uh

http://www.theawl.com/2015/11/accounts-disabled

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 20:11 (ten years ago)

From inside Gawker: “We’re finding out who got laid off by looking at the list of disabled Slack accounts. They’re doing it one by one instead of a group thing. Literally people getting DMed to come into a conf room. And then their Slack is killed.”

The layoffs are currently rolling through Gawker.com (which has lost five people so far) and Jezebel (although, at that site, not through Slack). It’s unclear how the other sites will be affected.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 20:12 (ten years ago)

And here's the letter from John Cook:

All:
As you might expect, since the summer, Lacey and I have given a lot of thought to how to begin to optimize and sharpen all the sites going forward into 2016. Today we are announcing some changes.

We’ve recently corrected a longstanding lack of permanent leadership at Gawker.com that has left the staff wondering what the future holds, and unsure of what is expected of them. While I’m grateful that, under Leah Beckmann’s leadership, Gawker continued to do important and conversation-driving work during its interregnum, I’m also relieved and excited that Alex Pareene is finally in place to start steering it in a new direction.

Pareene’s Gawker will focus intensely on politics, broadly considered, and the 2016 campaign. Never before has a political season promised to be so ripe for the kind of punishing satire and absurdist wit that Alex has perfected over his career—a spirit I saw in action up close when he was a Gawker blogger back in 2009, and also when he was a manager and editorial leader at First Look. The world sadly never got to see Racket, the satirical site Alex was cooking up over there, but Alex’s Gawker will take on some of that project’s character.

Alex will redirect the Gawker team to hump the campaign. Allie Jones and Sam Biddle will head out on the trail, Ashley Feinberg will obsessively monitor the dark and hilarious lunatic fringes on the right and left—will Hamilton Nolan will interview Bernie Sanders? Maybe! Gawker won’t just do horse-race coverage, of course—it will take a Daily Show approach to covering the ever-intensifying culture wars, documenting, satirizing, and reporting on the ways that political disputes are refracted in every aspect of our popular culture. Much of the site’s current editorial palette already fits into this scheme—Andy Cush’s reporting on the Oath Keepers in Ferguson, Keenan Trotter’s revelations about Bill O’Reilly’s domestic violence, and Allie Jones’ swift and sophisticated political jabs. Gawker’s biggest stories have always had a political component, from Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor to Roger Ailes’ paranoia and power to Josh Duggar’s rank hypocrisy. Pareene is doubling down on that tradition.

To that end, we will be redirecting resources to support Alex’s vision. Internally, Tom Scocca, while continuing his role as executive features editor, will return to Gawker in a formal way with a twice-weekly column. Pareene will also launch a weekly column himself. And we will be hiring: Today we are posting job announcements seeking a fast, hungry political reporter with a distinctive point of view and a strong voice, a senior editor to help push the staff to be smarter writers and thinkers, and a deputy editor to help Alex manage his team and run the page. If you have any good candidates, please send them his way.

The shift in focus will necessarily mean that certain kinds of stories that Gawker has trafficked in in the past will go by the wayside, and we can’t reshape the site’s focus without shifting personnel. Unfortunately, Jay Hathaway, Jason Parham, Kelly Conaboy, and Taylor Berman, all of whom have been valuable assets in previous iterations of Gawker, will be leaving.

Gawker isn’t the only site where changes are afoot. As I announced on Monday, Katie Drummond is coming on board at Gizmodo soon and will be announcing new hires soon as she gets to work sharpening its focus and extending its reach. At Jezebel, managing editor Erin Gloria Ryan is hanging up her hat after a total of more than four years helping run the site; we are losing her to Vocativ. Jia Tolentino, whose sharp eye as a writer and editor have enlivened the site, will step up to become Emma’s deputy editor, and Kate Dries will become managing editor; Natasha Vargas-Cooper will be leaving the site as well.

More generally, we have taken a hard look across the whole network at our strategy with subsites. In many ways, we let 1,000 flowers bloom, a strategy that resulted in some successes, like Adequate Man, but also bred confusion among the readers and a thicket of different editorial rabbit holes. To correct that, we made some hard choices: Today we are folding Gawker’s The Vane, Jezebel’s Millihelen and Kitchenette, Lifehacker’s Workshop and AfterHours, Jalopnik’s Flight Club, and Gizmodo’s Indefinitely Wild and Throb. Pursuant to Gawker’s new focus, Defamer, Morning After, and Valleywag will be permanently shuttered, clearing the path for Jezebel to become the primary voice for celebrity and pop culture coverage in the network.

At the same time, we are investing in the subsites that work and trying new things: Deadspin is getting two new staff writer positions for Adequate Man, and Jezebel will be hiring an editor to launch a new health, beauty, and self-care subsite. We’ll continue to evaluate which subsites are working, and which aren’t, and you can expect us to be more discriminating about them in the future.

Finally, I’ve said to a few of you before that one of the consequences of our status as an independent company is that every dollar we spend is a dollar we made. I think it’s fair to say that we’ve all felt some measure of looseness with budgets over the past year as we rapidly expanded and moved into our new space. The fact of that matter is that we need to tighten up, and make sure that we’re strategic and focused in how we deploy our resources. The site leads will have detailed 2016 T&E and freelance budgets soon, which they will largely be free to spend autonomously—but which won’t be replenished if they spend it too quickly.

I started at this company in 2009 to write stories. I certainly never planned on being in a role where I was responsible for letting go of valued, longtime staff members. It sucks. But as Nick will mention in a memo today, for the first time in my six or so years at Gawker, the company is finally acknowledging what I think most of us in editorial have always known: That we are a media company. We thrive through stories–honest, conversational, hopefully brave stories. We build audiences around them, and communities through them, and generate enough revenue from the credibility we have with those audiences to go out and tell more stories. That has been a radical idea during much of my tenure here, but as of today, we are orienting the company’s mission around it. And if we are to rise to the challenge, we must ensure that all of the sites are laser-focused, loaded for bear, and optimally staffed to do the job. The steps we are taking today are in service of making sure that we live up to the role that we have, at long last, earned as the centerpiece of this company’s strategy for the future.

We will have an all-hands edit meeting tomorrow at 11:30 to talk this through.

Thanks,

John

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 20:14 (ten years ago)

the rah rah tone deafness of exciting optimization and sharpening and won't it be wacky when these guys lay into POLITICIANS and by the way several of you are going to be fired

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)

AW NO! The Vane and Kitchenette were the best part of this site.

how's life, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 20:19 (ten years ago)

the world definitely needs more institutions making donald trump jokes

Clay, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 20:22 (ten years ago)

so basically wonkette 2?

Natasha Vargas-Cooper will be leaving the site as well

ouch.

gyac, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 20:22 (ten years ago)


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