why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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One guy I know keeps posting artist things on his LinkedIn and it's kind of endearing because it's not like there's a better use of LinkedIn.

top doctor (seandalai), Friday, 18 September 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)

I don't know what's wrong with me but at first glance I read that as INCEST FUCKING

Frobisher, Friday, 18 September 2015 18:49 (ten years ago)

xp feel like that sentiment deserves to be expressed in macro form?

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 18 September 2015 23:22 (ten years ago)

you spit on em both?

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 00:16 (ten years ago)

amount of artifacts on that thing, must have been going round since the Ford administration

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 19 September 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)

Razor are so great. If you ever want some earlier stuff by them, Malicious Intent has a great, vicious speed metal sound.

― We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ),Saturday, September 19, 2015 4:00 AM (29 minutes ago)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thanks! Will def check out as this is my wheelhouse

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 03:33 (ten years ago)

Ok wrong thread GODDAMMIT

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 03:34 (ten years ago)

Creepy when you realize The Dog is not referring to a pet

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 01:42 (ten years ago)

is it supposed to be funny? it seems fucking insane to me!

brimstead, Monday, 21 September 2015 02:08 (ten years ago)

Half the shit FB laffs at is bonkers

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)

I didn't turn out ok, but I also didn't pick my own switch...

Liquid Plejades, Monday, 21 September 2015 13:51 (ten years ago)

dang it, i met all of the conditions except for the very last so i can't re-post and remember the good times

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 September 2015 13:55 (ten years ago)

Five.. TV ... Channels?

Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 14:08 (ten years ago)

Damn, we only had three.

Bathtubs-Diagrammer-Salty (doo dah), Monday, 21 September 2015 14:57 (ten years ago)

Good times, getting beat with a belt.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:00 (ten years ago)

we totally did this one before and it totally turned into everyone's recounting of how many channels they had when they were a kid

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:03 (ten years ago)

OK, let's discuss being brought up by heehaw.

Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:12 (ten years ago)

btw, if we didn't turn out OK, or we died after falling off our bike and getting hit by a belt inthe ditch, are we supposed to "like" it?

Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:13 (ten years ago)

the "pledge"

welltris (crüt), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:15 (ten years ago)

shane mcanally and brandy clark are making a hee haw musical, if anyone cares

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:17 (ten years ago)

anyways, there's this one dude who i don't know but somehow is a facebook friend and i never got around to unfriending and i check the site fairly rarely so it's not a big deal one way or another but the only thing i have ever seen him post (and he apparently posts it daily) is an 8am message that reads "good morning, coffee is done!"

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:22 (ten years ago)

Cartoons were on 5 channel TV weekday afternoons, better ones usually than the Hanna-Barbaric; nobody called phones "rotary" phones; and only lame kids said the Pledge reverently without ever changing the words (United Snakes of a Merry Cow). Oh, and should have included: "finding old Playboys" "jokes about Nixon" and "fearing serial killers." Repost if you remember anything.

Vic Perry, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:52 (ten years ago)

!!..

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)

looking fwd to a uk repurposed one of these "Share if you watched grange hill, had a raleigh bmx bike, read the beano, played with transformers, played conkers and fucked a pigs head in a bizarre initiation ceremony and you turned out all right!!.."

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:23 (ten years ago)

Kinda disturbing how many of these "back in MY day" posts refer to parents beating their kids as "the good old days."

billstevejim, Monday, 21 September 2015 17:56 (ten years ago)

IMO that's actually the main thing that motivates writing one of these up, their real enemy is today's whiny bleeding-heart parental advice and so on. all the rest is added just to camouflage that bit, or try to make it feel like a normal healthy patchwork of childhood 'experiences' that never did anybody any harm.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:04 (ten years ago)

I had a bedtime but I turned out ok

nomar, Monday, 21 September 2015 18:12 (ten years ago)

i am pro-bedtime

welltris (crüt), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:14 (ten years ago)

fascist

j., Monday, 21 September 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)

I feel like bedtome would add years to my life tbh

syphilis sive morbus cameronus (wins), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

the thing about this is the it was posted by someone I went to HS with who I'm pretty sure had virtually none of those experiences except for like "watched cartoons" and "played in the dirt" which is all children ever?

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Monday, 21 September 2015 22:19 (ten years ago)

I can't believe that one doesn't mention church.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 21 September 2015 22:23 (ten years ago)

man these parents had it all wrong. you want to turn your kid into a subservient doormat, just intimidate your kid by blowing your stack in situations that don't call for it and emotionally manipulate him. (my dad will serve as a reference if needed)

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:41 (ten years ago)

I'm amazed that the word "pussified" didn't appear.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:45 (ten years ago)

I can't believe that one doesn't mention church.

Whipping children is the author's religion.

Aimless, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:47 (ten years ago)

Someone asked a question
Why it is we sing
We sing cos if we don't
then daddy hits us with his ring

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:58 (ten years ago)

Just had this shared onto my timeline. Even Angelina Jolie (uh-huh, I'm sure it's her) is all about the terrible fake moralising stories.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10522509_10153623449254812_6559581890972352463_n.jpg?oh=4e866c14aa2faa67eb2a284321e310a8&oe=56643175

ailsa, Monday, 21 September 2015 23:48 (ten years ago)

"Ok allah go"

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 September 2015 23:50 (ten years ago)

wonder what the standard issue ISIS work uniform looks like

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 23:51 (ten years ago)

ailsa you need to charge yr phone!

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:15 (ten years ago)

why are there quotes before the post and not after

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:17 (ten years ago)

there are. read to the end.

how's life, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:25 (ten years ago)

oh nm, there they are.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:30 (ten years ago)

I was in favor of bedtime, always gave me more time to listen to the radio on headphones. Oh, and to masturbate. Lots of extra time for that.

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:59 (ten years ago)

nobody ever borrow a pair of headphones from Vic

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 01:26 (ten years ago)

That's not screenshotted from my phone, that photo of a screenshot was posted like that to my timeline. Perhaps Angelina's disabled sharing on her "please share" message of hope and humanity.

xposts

ailsa, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 04:50 (ten years ago)


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