a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

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Jeb's just trying to be a bro

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:02 (ten years ago)

Wow, low Bush blow from Trump. And then blowback! George W. kept us safe! 9/11!!!!!

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:02 (ten years ago)

these pernicious vials of dickcharge aren't even stupid in an entertaining manner.

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:02 (ten years ago)

When do we invade Barack Obama?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:03 (ten years ago)

I can't find a way to watch this cluster so I'm just gonna enjoy it vicariously through y'all

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:03 (ten years ago)

Jeb Bush used to be more fun.

http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/blogs/geekdad/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ishot-2.jpg

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:04 (ten years ago)

the thing about jeb is that if he could just manage to appear more skilled then W, a lot of people would go for him. that cheer a few minutes ago when he said whatever he said about W keeping the US safe - there are a lot of people who still harbor affection for W. he disappeared from public life for the most part, everyone is forgetful and somehow 6 years after his departure they've already forgiven him. but somehow jeb appears even more feckless than W, and on a consistent basis.

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:06 (ten years ago)

I can't find a way to watch this cluster

http://www.ballastpoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/GrapefruitSculpin_Primary1.png

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:06 (ten years ago)

Trump and Carson high five

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:06 (ten years ago)

see?? trump is already trying to hold carson's hand up, in the "we won the primary" pose! i'm calling it, trump/carson ticket

come on, bet me $2. come on!

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:07 (ten years ago)

Someone pointed out after the first debate that this was a really establishment audience (Reagan Library, stands to reason), unlike the debate audiences Gingrich was able to get so worked up last time, and that the second bunch should have taken notice of that. The way they cheered Bush when he defended his brother bears that out; Trump miscalculated there, at least in terms of the room.

― clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:08 (ten years ago)

Honestly, I knew people who forgave W after he flew to Iraq and served that Thanksgiving dinner to the troops in 2003 or whatever.

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:08 (ten years ago)

xpost

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:08 (ten years ago)

alright enough of this for me. I love my television too much to risk putting it in the path of the Xbox controller I'm liable to hurl against a wall

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:09 (ten years ago)

so did anyone draw blood from the Squalling Rug tonight?

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:10 (ten years ago)

10:10 "Radical Islam cannot be stopped by intellect." Thanks, Marco Rubio, for the quote of the evening.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:10 (ten years ago)

This guy should run:
http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/09/16/arts/16STEVE/16STEVE-master675.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:11 (ten years ago)

Carson should as often as possible push the idea of surgical strikes.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:11 (ten years ago)

Waiting for one of these guys to suggest the U.S. should foster its own better, more powerful radical jihadist group.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:12 (ten years ago)

xpost Carson should push the contents of a paintcan into his mouth

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)

"The most dangerous person in the room is the person who doesn't know what he doesn't know," said Mike Huckabee in front of a mirror.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)

"Why do so many people want to fight 'Iris'?"
http://www.billboard.com/files/stylus/103916-goo_goo_dolls_617_409.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:14 (ten years ago)

Isis, you-sis, we all-sis for Isis.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:14 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ2QFmJ7h0A

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:15 (ten years ago)

They should call for Kinky Boots on the ground.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:16 (ten years ago)

there's a lot of bad hair on that stage

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:16 (ten years ago)

Do these guys know there is a zombie apocalypse happening right outside this hangar? Someone should tell them.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:17 (ten years ago)

She should offer to Xerox the policies of Ronald Reagan.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:18 (ten years ago)

Cruz! Forgot about him, too! Where you been, Cruz?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:18 (ten years ago)

Hey, Ted Cruz is still here

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:19 (ten years ago)

Ted Cruz has a really boring alternative reality.

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:20 (ten years ago)

"We win elections and we don't get what we want" -- uh, a puppet court that isn't originalist?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:20 (ten years ago)

rock ribbed reality

― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:20 (ten years ago)

All of these guys should take a pledge to appoint one another to the Supreme Court.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:20 (ten years ago)

Dude tells a story pretty well

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:21 (ten years ago)

Cruz just called John Roberts a "liberal."

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:21 (ten years ago)

is Mike Huckabee a blob of tissue?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:21 (ten years ago)

Ted Cruz would eat Trump's face if it would make him President.

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:22 (ten years ago)

So I'm getting the sense that Trump isn't "winning" this one guys

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:22 (ten years ago)

Preach it Huckabee. God has your vote.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:23 (ten years ago)

Man had no idea roberts was hated like this

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:23 (ten years ago)

Wait, what happened to the Trump split screen? Is he off checking his fantasy football stats or something?

Who knew Huckabee knew so much about so much? People should be turning to him for constitutional advice.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:24 (ten years ago)

if only the court were controlled by the Oval Office

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:24 (ten years ago)

http://i3.cpcache.com/product/145738056/impeach_john_roberts_tee.jpg?height=350&width=350

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:25 (ten years ago)

Roberts is unforgiveable because he refused to kill obamacare for them

― Aimless, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:25 (ten years ago)

^^^THIS

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:26 (ten years ago)

So I'm getting the sense that Trump isn't "winning" this one guys

Seems that way. He might finally be running on fumes. He seems a little bored by it all tbh.

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:26 (ten years ago)

It's awesome how no one will mention Citizens Unitd and how it made possible their campaigns and super PACS

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:27 (ten years ago)

Seriously, these guys are all basically Martin Sheen in "The Dead Zone."

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)

Oh, thank god they're hitting the hard issues now.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)

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