a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

Huckabee: "I'm the only person on this stage tonight who nobody's paying the least bit of attention to."

Pretty sure most of these guys think they're the only person on stage.

i am the one person this stage tonight

*intense stare*

What the fuckabee is that loser doing on stage?

How did they fit a plane in the Reagan library? That's some voodoo architecture.

i like how everyone is taking a moment to deliver a quick thinkpiece

"think"

Carson, forgot about him, too! This is great, like one of those Hollywood sequels that fits in every last minor fan service character. Or, like, a Republican pu pu platter.

almost everyone is doing that ('lets take a step back jake and think about what this debate is really about') except for trump/carson/fiorina. it's like the rest of them are devolving into eyewitnesses with video blogs

I'd never have to hear the words "secure the border" for the rest of my lifetime.

not following US poli-circuses would also work for you here

Scott Walker is a lame idea.

What's up with Jeb? Watchful waiting?

Bush is going to get the nom through attrition.

Morbs we have a border up here too, and politicians, and a forthcoming election

They should take a question from Jesus in the future, like in "Prince of Darkness."

The plane: I wish, right near the end, they do a tribute to The Twilight Zone and have someone clearly visible in one of the windows and completely flipping out.

I've never seen a questioner so open in his political affiliation as Hugh Hewitt. That seems completely new.

who do Canadian pols use as porous borderbait? Michiganders?

They better bust those two 18-year olds.

Scott Walker is such a tit.

If this doesnt end w everyone getting into that plane and the plane taking off and then crashing i will be disappointed

Did he say "18-year-olds on a toot"?

Has jeff garlin ever played chris christie

Just watching a bit of this, it's hard to imagine - like, even within the realm of creative fiction - any of these clowns as president except maybe Kasich. The rest are just horrific distortions of one another, a Not So Funhouse Mirror.

Yeh p much

man, i didn't know anything about hewitt but he's pathetic

Artificial islands in the South China Sea!

Rubio basically writing a Tom Clancy novel here.

Setting of next debate:
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yet the pundits will declare "Carly" the winner because she sounds like Reagan in '68.

How did they fit a plane in the Reagan library? That's some voodoo architecture.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, September 16, 2015 9:39 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Rubio likes to say "eviscerate."

Oh hey Jeb.

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jeb looked like got caught masturbating, then relieved to be asked a question he had rehearsed

who do Canadian pols use as porous borderbait? Michiganders?

Mets fans

1988. you dad was elected in 1988.

36: Bush is such a wuss that he didn't tell Trump, "Leave my wife the hell alone, you henna-haired jackass."

9:54: Rubio is such a wuss that he can't even say "YES!" when asked if he would make a better president than Trump.

"I'm a very militaristic person"

Trump is a cyborg on the fritz.

Trump didn't want to go to war with Iraq. Didn't know that #facts #republican primary

Jeb's just trying to be a bro

Wow, low Bush blow from Trump. And then blowback! George W. kept us safe! 9/11!!!!!

these pernicious vials of dickcharge aren't even stupid in an entertaining manner.

When do we invade Barack Obama?

I can't find a way to watch this cluster so I'm just gonna enjoy it vicariously through y'all

Jeb Bush used to be more fun.

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the thing about jeb is that if he could just manage to appear more skilled then W, a lot of people would go for him. that cheer a few minutes ago when he said whatever he said about W keeping the US safe - there are a lot of people who still harbor affection for W. he disappeared from public life for the most part, everyone is forgetful and somehow 6 years after his departure they've already forgiven him. but somehow jeb appears even more feckless than W, and on a consistent basis.

I can't find a way to watch this cluster

Trump and Carson high five

see?? trump is already trying to hold carson's hand up, in the "we won the primary" pose! i'm calling it, trump/carson ticket

come on, bet me $2. come on!