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I just noticed - is there a big plane parked behind everyone? Or is this debate on a tarmac?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:31 (ten years ago)

Why does Trump get his own split screen?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:31 (ten years ago)

can we get the plane to slowly move

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:32 (ten years ago)

They should have the next debate on a plane. This plane:
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/140901065253-mxp-elvis-presley-jets-for-sale-00000816-story-top.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:33 (ten years ago)

All ego aside, how often does Trump freely submit himself to people calling him out?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:34 (ten years ago)

christie was just kind of leaning on the lectern, watching tv, i mean the debate he's in

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:34 (ten years ago)

carly fiorina though

def can tell how much practice she must have had in her career at dealing with many, many guys like trump

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:35 (ten years ago)

and still being a terrible CEO

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:35 (ten years ago)

Christie kinda pwnd em there

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:36 (ten years ago)

Gonna take a drink everytime I hear "...the only person on this stage..."

― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:37 (ten years ago)

Huckabee: "I'm the only person on this stage tonight who nobody's paying the least bit of attention to."

― clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:37 (ten years ago)

Pretty sure most of these guys think they're the only person on stage.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:38 (ten years ago)

i am the one person this stage tonight

*intense stare*

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:38 (ten years ago)

What the fuckabee is that loser doing on stage?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:38 (ten years ago)

How did they fit a plane in the Reagan library? That's some voodoo architecture.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:39 (ten years ago)

i like how everyone is taking a moment to deliver a quick thinkpiece

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:39 (ten years ago)

"think"

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:40 (ten years ago)

Carson, forgot about him, too! This is great, like one of those Hollywood sequels that fits in every last minor fan service character. Or, like, a Republican pu pu platter.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:41 (ten years ago)

almost everyone is doing that ('lets take a step back jake and think about what this debate is really about') except for trump/carson/fiorina. it's like the rest of them are devolving into eyewitnesses with video blogs

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:41 (ten years ago)

I'd never have to hear the words "secure the border" for the rest of my lifetime.

not following US poli-circuses would also work for you here

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:41 (ten years ago)

Scott Walker is a lame idea.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:43 (ten years ago)

What's up with Jeb? Watchful waiting?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:43 (ten years ago)

Bush is going to get the nom through attrition.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:44 (ten years ago)

Morbs we have a border up here too, and politicians, and a forthcoming election

― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:45 (ten years ago)

They should take a question from Jesus in the future, like in "Prince of Darkness."

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:46 (ten years ago)

The plane: I wish, right near the end, they do a tribute to The Twilight Zone and have someone clearly visible in one of the windows and completely flipping out.

I've never seen a questioner so open in his political affiliation as Hugh Hewitt. That seems completely new.

― clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:47 (ten years ago)

who do Canadian pols use as porous borderbait? Michiganders?

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:48 (ten years ago)

They better bust those two 18-year olds.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:49 (ten years ago)

Scott Walker is such a tit.

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:50 (ten years ago)

If this doesnt end w everyone getting into that plane and the plane taking off and then crashing i will be disappointed

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:50 (ten years ago)

Did he say "18-year-olds on a toot"?

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:50 (ten years ago)

Has jeff garlin ever played chris christie

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:51 (ten years ago)

Just watching a bit of this, it's hard to imagine - like, even within the realm of creative fiction - any of these clowns as president except maybe Kasich. The rest are just horrific distortions of one another, a Not So Funhouse Mirror.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:51 (ten years ago)

Yeh p much

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:52 (ten years ago)

man, i didn't know anything about hewitt but he's pathetic

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:53 (ten years ago)

Artificial islands in the South China Sea!

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:53 (ten years ago)

Rubio basically writing a Tom Clancy novel here.

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:53 (ten years ago)

Setting of next debate:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSYAINMuiwzZYFeSOx7DFtLUq5oh89xO4bF5USvm2_3yrLw-jfcQg

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:54 (ten years ago)

yet the pundits will declare "Carly" the winner because she sounds like Reagan in '68.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:54 (ten years ago)

How did they fit a plane in the Reagan library? That's some voodoo architecture.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, September 16, 2015 9:39 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

RONALD WILSON REAGAN
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― Iago Galdston, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:54 (ten years ago)

Rubio likes to say "eviscerate."

― clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:57 (ten years ago)

Oh hey Jeb.

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:57 (ten years ago)

https://i0.wp.com/www.quickmeme.com/img/fd/fd1163428f3a930756d1babb67db5adf557daaf02f53f2a067aec3546bf182a9.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:58 (ten years ago)

jeb looked like got caught masturbating, then relieved to be asked a question he had rehearsed

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:58 (ten years ago)

who do Canadian pols use as porous borderbait? Michiganders?

Mets fans

― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:58 (ten years ago)

1988. you dad was elected in 1988.

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:59 (ten years ago)

36: Bush is such a wuss that he didn't tell Trump, "Leave my wife the hell alone, you henna-haired jackass."

9:54: Rubio is such a wuss that he can't even say "YES!" when asked if he would make a better president than Trump.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:59 (ten years ago)

"I'm a very militaristic person"

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:00 (ten years ago)

Trump is a cyborg on the fritz.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:01 (ten years ago)

Trump didn't want to go to war with Iraq. Didn't know that #facts #republican primary

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 17 September 2015 02:02 (ten years ago)

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