a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

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"him his grandma"?

― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 20:58 (ten years ago)

lib hero Ann Richards also signed a bunch o' death warrants

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 20:59 (ten years ago)

it goes with Texas, like brisket and clock bombs

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 20:59 (ten years ago)

it goes with Texas, like brisket and clock bombs

Too soon.

http://i.imgur.com/kPihmiN.jpg

― pplains, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:37 (ten years ago)

"him his grandma"?

― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP)

oh c'mon

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:46 (ten years ago)

You never him

― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:56 (ten years ago)

I loved he!

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:57 (ten years ago)

i hardly knew he

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:00 (ten years ago)

"I" was the name of his grandma

― top doctor (seandalai), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:11 (ten years ago)

bobby jindal sounds like kermit the frog

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:30 (ten years ago)

Thought the Sanders speech at Liberty was also aiming to reach Hispanics, who would be especially motivated to vote against Trump.

― half the staying power of Erasure (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:45 (ten years ago)

Graham calling out one sardonic aside after another overtop Santorum was awkwardly hilarious.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:48 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPol5K-9Wjo

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:51 (ten years ago)

i don't know how you folks have the stomach to watch the GOP debates! i feel like i would blow a gasket in 10 minutes flat.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:54 (ten years ago)

i can't even stomach the recaps.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:54 (ten years ago)

well, I just finished a Tsai film, am, so I'm inoculated.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:57 (ten years ago)

just tsai me, bro

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:58 (ten years ago)

What do you know--Pataki was excellent on Kim Davis.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 23:06 (ten years ago)

oh, this already happened?

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 23:11 (ten years ago)

I think the second-tier no-chancers are debating now and the clown car is later?

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 23:15 (ten years ago)

Jake Tapper's awful. Before they started, he pompously announced that this would be an actual debate, with the people on stage talking to each other. So he jumps in incessantly every time someone runs a few seconds over.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 23:15 (ten years ago)

http://33.media.tumblr.com/1c1c7062e5c6fb6fb99f519ab06ae3a3/tumblr_nuqxkbzoOh1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 23:48 (ten years ago)

the candidate gifs you've been making are top-tier stuff btw, want to collect them all

― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 23:53 (ten years ago)

thanks! who should i do next? i'm bummed i was too late on rick perry, i was really looking forward to it

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 23:59 (ten years ago)

christie imo

― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:02 (ten years ago)

do Reagan

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:02 (ten years ago)

Do Salieri!

― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:06 (ten years ago)

too many notes

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:07 (ten years ago)

did jake tapper just say "the main event, round 2"?

this is already veering into pro wrestling

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:11 (ten years ago)

huckabee making jokes about the A-Team somehow knocked me back to reality

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:14 (ten years ago)

Wow, Huckabee ready to throw the full weight of his quarter-percent behind Trump.

― clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:14 (ten years ago)

Ted Cruz can't profess his love for his daughters without pouring Mazola Oil on them.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:15 (ten years ago)

Kasich's claims Newt's I-actually-knew-Ronald-Reagan schtick. Fiorina's obviously nervous--don't even think she said her name.

― clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:19 (ten years ago)

Karl the hand of God is on you

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:20 (ten years ago)

actual lol at trump taking a potshot at rand paul for absolutely no reason

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:21 (ten years ago)

I think it's marvelous that a replica of Reagan's actual plane is onstage.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:22 (ten years ago)

this is amazing

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:24 (ten years ago)

Trump's line about Rand Paul's looks was kind of stunning. If stuff like that doesn't hurt him coming out of tonight, I'm stumped.

Walker's been waiting all week for his apprentice line.

― clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:25 (ten years ago)

Trump talking about "the business people" makes me wonder if he's actually Vincent Adultman.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:27 (ten years ago)

Wtf w this plane

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:32 (ten years ago)

the candidate gifs you've been making are top-tier stuff btw, want to collect them all

― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Wednesday, September 16, 2015 7:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^

― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:33 (ten years ago)

http://www.reagan.utexas.edu/archives/photographs/large/C18587-24.jpg

GET OFF MY PLANE

― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:35 (ten years ago)

Trump has thinner skin than Nixon--it's amazing.

― clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:35 (ten years ago)

did fiorina just challenge russia to war?

― rb (soda), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:39 (ten years ago)

Fiorina would begin the missile program in Poland, send a few thousand troops in Germany, and restart the Cold War because Vladimir Putin is a bad guy. Here's the core of the GOP, a host gripped by nostalgia for mutually assured destruction. For good measure, arm the Kurds too! She did her homework, dropping the right names and countries.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:40 (ten years ago)

https://33.media.tumblr.com/cbea7cfa05296e1ba7ef898f66cf8973/tumblr_nusqe2KiIb1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:52 (ten years ago)

I'm not watching the debate, but I am keeping a close eye on the screengrabs.

http://i.imgur.com/siR6rAD.png

― pplains, Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:53 (ten years ago)

Kind of funny watching Kasich trying to respond like a grownup to Cruz's demagoguery on the Iran agreement.

― o. nate, Thursday, 17 September 2015 00:55 (ten years ago)

There's not gonna be a single question on climate change is there

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:01 (ten years ago)

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