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I feel like I'm finally starting to "get" squats now that I'm focusing more on my form. The effect is almost profound -- I left the gym today feeling like I was aligned much better and it was even taking some of the pressure off my shoulder that often gets tight.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 19:52 (ten years ago)

they are magical, the 1 true lift

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 20:49 (ten years ago)

if i only take one thing away from my months (now years!!) of steady swolestyle it is that when i bend down to pick something up i do it with a straight back. i think of it like a gift i'm giving a future me.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:08 (ten years ago)

cause let's face it i am never going to be truly yoked.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:11 (ten years ago)

Yeah I don't care much about that. Look decent and feel good is my goal.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:15 (ten years ago)

a guy gave me unsolicited squat advice yesterday re my lack of flexibility/inability to go past parallel lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 15:58 (ten years ago)

he was all you ever think abt going past parallel and i was all i cant

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:00 (ten years ago)

then to be nice to him i asked him if he had any ideas for gaining flexibility and he was all uh lift more

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:00 (ten years ago)

you don't need to go past parallel it's all good

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:58 (ten years ago)

yeah idc

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:00 (ten years ago)

I'm from fitness and I'm here to help

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:02 (ten years ago)

trainsplaining

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:02 (ten years ago)

if i only take one thing away from my months (now years!!) of steady swolestyle it is that when i bend down to pick something up i do it with a straight back.

so otm. squatting w straight back to get a pot from the floor cupboard.

mattresslessness, Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:20 (ten years ago)

you don't need to go past parallel it's all good

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 17, 2015 5:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, you're right, but when i do, my butt gets bigger, no joke. i think it's just people's preference

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:57 (ten years ago)

please try to hit parallel lagoon. it's good.

goole, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

i think he is? just not going past?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:16 (ten years ago)

yes ^

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:25 (ten years ago)

you don't need to go past parallel it's all good

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 17, 2015 5:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, you're right, but when i do, my butt gets bigger, no joke. i think it's just people's preference

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, September 17, 2015 2:57 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my butt is big enough for me

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:26 (ten years ago)

cool

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:26 (ten years ago)

ok. i was worried about your knees. i'm worried about my knees.

goole, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

when i go past parallel i often lose a bit of rigidness in my back (i think this is called "butt wink"?) y cause i am not really that flex-ee-blay so i don't really push it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

yeah the guy was telling me that going past parallel wld be better for my knees idk

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)

(i think this is called "butt wink"?)

ew lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)

i don't do it often. i usually hit parallel most of the time, then every so often i'll go past it just to vary it up a bit

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:29 (ten years ago)

fwiw ive done lots of diff athletic style activities over the years including thousands of hours of running and basketball and never had any knee problems knock on wood

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)

seems like its my quads thatre tight/preventing me from going lower, sure it wldnt be too hard to work on that

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:38 (ten years ago)

feel like ive been saying "i shd do more yoga" for a decade

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:41 (ten years ago)

prob longer tbh

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:41 (ten years ago)

more than one class a year and some occasional half hearted stretching

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:42 (ten years ago)

a good hip stretching routine before you squat is impt

goole, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:45 (ten years ago)

i dont really "like to" stretch

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:46 (ten years ago)

actually i do like it i just dont do it

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:47 (ten years ago)

I don't like doing it when I have a limited workout time window, which is pretty much always now, but know I should. I do a little warmup and crab-walky thing before I lift, and I tend to do a little light stretching after but not really a full routine like I should as often as I should.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:55 (ten years ago)

I actually love stretching after a workout. In fact my ideal is like 2 hours in the gym with 1-1.25 hrs working out, then some stretching, then the sauna before showering, but that's just not doable for me on a work day or pretty much any day.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:57 (ten years ago)

breathing practice in yoga has been impt for me in lifting and running. wide-legged squats make my ass go boom fyi.

mattresslessness, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:59 (ten years ago)

^ +1

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 17 September 2015 20:02 (ten years ago)

yeah I know I'm the local yoga stan but it's hard to overstate how much it helps w/everything else

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 17 September 2015 20:51 (ten years ago)

my new gym has yoga classes

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)

Learn to squat ass to grass and other people will tell you that you don't have to go that deep.

If you want to work on your mobility, you might get some help from this video by Alan Thrall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvGr7wXQfwE&t=1m44s
My one superpower at the gym is great flexibility, so I cannot vouch for the efficacy of his advice.

Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Øystein), Thursday, 17 September 2015 21:09 (ten years ago)

Skip to 1:44 to get past the joeks and intro speech.

Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Øystein), Thursday, 17 September 2015 21:10 (ten years ago)

cologne guy was there tonight and i tried not to get so bothered. he was doing spider curls on an incline bench.

i like big compound lifts and isolation moves. right now i'm like, fuck it, five day body part split. back legs shoulders/traps chest arms. trader joe's is perfect for this shit. pre-cooked chicken, pre-cooked brown rice, broccoli, curry sauce, microwave it all. total bodybuilder action. it's such a domestic lifestyle.

mattresslessness, Friday, 18 September 2015 04:52 (ten years ago)

https://vimeo.com/channels/highmaintenance/79948720

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 September 2015 14:17 (ten years ago)

matt does not strike me as a tim ferriss devotee

hello, it me (clouds), Friday, 18 September 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

me neither, just echoing the "domestic lifestyle" comment

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 September 2015 15:31 (ten years ago)

pre-cooked chicken, pre-cooked brown rice, broccoli, curry sauce, microwave it all. total bodybuilder action. it's such a domestic lifestyle.

― mattresslessness, Friday, September 18, 2015 5:52 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i go to tj's every week and i've yet to see any of these things. they sound good for quick meals? gonna have to look harder tomorrow if i use the (raw) chicken today

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 18 September 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

in my tjs precooked brown rice is in little bladders above the asian meal freezers

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 September 2015 18:26 (ten years ago)

pre-cooked chicken is by the salads in mine.

mattresslessness, Friday, 18 September 2015 18:30 (ten years ago)

good lookin out doodz

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 18 September 2015 18:31 (ten years ago)

I decided to eschew brown rice a couple of years ago, I don't like the taste/texture and I'm baselessly unconvinced that it's all that much healthier. I'm a maverick.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 18 September 2015 18:37 (ten years ago)

i don't really care about white vs brown either but it's what they have precooked in my store. i definitely avoid bread if i can, not gonna claim some gluten allergy but my body always throws a fit when i eat it, like "i'm gonna bloat and give you a weird bread hangover in the morning"

mattresslessness, Friday, 18 September 2015 18:52 (ten years ago)


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