http://images1.browardpalmbeach.com/imager/via-twitter/u/original/6459080/marriott_911.jpg
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― écorché (S-), Monday, 14 September 2015 08:38 (ten years ago)
^ shit that looks like an onion article but isn't
― pplains, Monday, 14 September 2015 13:32 (ten years ago)
these two are LOL
http://www.theonion.com/article/ethical-hunter-throws-duck-he-shot-back-sky-51355?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:1:Default
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/trees-planted-poor-neighborhood-mature-just-time-g-51281
― my cheeriness amazes me (rip van wanko), Monday, 21 September 2015 20:35 (ten years ago)
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
― silverfish, Friday, 2 October 2015 13:29 (ten years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/obama-follows-white-stallion-moonlit-rose-garden-51554
― Neil S, Friday, 16 October 2015 12:19 (ten years ago)
The best thing about the "No Way To Prevent This" article is that they seem to be re-posting it nearly verbatim, with just the locations changed, when a new mass shooting happens.
http://www.theonion.com/article/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-36131
http://www.theonion.com/article/no-way-prevent-says-only-nation-where-regularly-ha-51443
― Dan I., Monday, 2 November 2015 00:32 (ten years ago)
Published on my birthday: http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/shit-i-was-supposed-have-learned-something-having--51778
― pplains, Thursday, 5 November 2015 01:34 (ten years ago)
Onion-esque sites not run by the Onion are usually terrible, but I sometimes find The Hard Times to be pretty good:http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/19/west-oakland-punks-hold-vegan-bake-sale-end-gentrification/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Saturday, 21 November 2015 04:41 (ten years ago)
"Am i missing how a bake sale help ends gentrification?"
― koogs, Saturday, 21 November 2015 16:16 (ten years ago)
The Hard Times has some great ones. A recent one I'm partial to is Punk Dad Prefers Son's Earlier Stuff.
― JRN, Saturday, 21 November 2015 18:06 (ten years ago)
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/23/mans-tattoo-a-constant-reminder-of-time-of-time-he-stabbed-panther-in-face/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:18 (ten years ago)
i'm still non-onion onions but the hard times has definitely made me laugh
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/05/06/mid-twenties-hardcore-fan-enters-liking-hockey-phase/
― balls, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 22:48 (ten years ago)
Oh man that punk dad one - I saw the pic and thought "that's not Eugene!" as I was right near the spot where that was taken in Spokane yesterday (with my son, whose earlier, colic-influence work I definitely do not prefer):
http://i0.wp.com/thehardtimes.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/poppy.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/YIbnDja.jpg
― joygoat, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 23:26 (ten years ago)
Colic is the noise of children.
― nickn, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 23:32 (ten years ago)
if we're allowed to do hard times articles, this one started out slow but had a few great moments halfway in:
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/20/mixed-bill-show-creates-opportunity-new-people-meet-share-ideas-fist-fight/
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Thursday, 26 November 2015 18:57 (ten years ago)
ska jokes may be a low form of humor, but they work
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Thursday, 26 November 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)
yeah i think it's gonna take a LOT of ska jokes for me not to find ska jokes funny
― balls, Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:18 (ten years ago)
They need to pick it up
― joygoat, Friday, 27 November 2015 02:00 (ten years ago)
lol
― goole, Monday, 30 November 2015 18:20 (ten years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/frustrated-gunman-cant-believe-how-far-he-has-driv-51923
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:58 (ten years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/reince-priebus-forced-back-into-ancient-puzzle-box-29803
― The Male Gaz Coombes (Neil S), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:53 (ten years ago)
The fuck ... ?
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/20/business/media/univision-buying-large-stake-in-the-onion.html
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 16:41 (ten years ago)
I hope the Onion homepage has a keypad and "PRESS ONE FOR ENGLISH" on it for a week
― we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 8 February 2016 19:16 (ten years ago)
https://twitter.com/the_intercept/status/699700005628674053 hmmmmmm
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 22:14 (ten years ago)
well it is pretty weak
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 22:30 (ten years ago)
Feels like there have been a bit too many of these kind of things lately:
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/top-advantages-ditching-cable-52372
I get that they have to make money and it feels weird to complain about the journalistic objectivity of the onion, but still
― silverfish, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:06 (ten years ago)
dying: http://www.theonion.com/article/noam-chomsky-announces-las-vegas-residency-52508
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 10 March 2016 20:09 (ten years ago)
ok i lol'd @ “I’m so excited—I’ve been into Chomsky since college,” said 49-year-old Boise, ID social worker Karen Wenning
― Mordy, Thursday, 10 March 2016 20:12 (ten years ago)
Wow:
Drone Places Fresh Kill On Steps Of White House
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 10 March 2016 20:18 (ten years ago)
i guess Hil's big donor hasn't trussed em up yet
http://www.theonion.com/article/clinton-throws-flash-grenade-divert-attention-ques-52499
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 March 2016 21:24 (ten years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/i-would-die-2-know-52896
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 9 May 2016 19:29 (ten years ago)
like rupert murdoch, the onion's scott dikkers is calling it for captain combover ~ seriously
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/onion-founder-thinks-trump-faked-lawyer-article-1.2644422?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 22 May 2016 20:11 (ten years ago)
I really like The Hard Times:
http://thehardtimes.net/2016/05/26/crust-punk-squatting-in-white-house-for-15-years-now-legally-president/
― a man a plan alive (man alive), Thursday, 26 May 2016 22:12 (ten years ago)
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 May 2016 23:52 (ten years ago)
are there several levels of satirical remove here or are the onion really just letting angry nerds go on goofy rants
http://www.starwipe.com/article/fuck-3151
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Friday, 17 June 2016 13:29 (nine years ago)
It may be a 'sex house'-style thing? Or not.
http://www.starwipe.com/article/seriously-what-are-we-even-doing-3137
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 June 2016 13:34 (nine years ago)
those were helpfully informative stories.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 17 June 2016 13:47 (nine years ago)
Hits too close to home:Coworker With Two Computer Screens Not Fucking Around
― Dan I., Friday, 17 June 2016 21:25 (nine years ago)
They even got me on the tabs, jesus
― Dan I., Friday, 17 June 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)
I'm getting RSI just by looking at that elbow position
― kinder, Friday, 17 June 2016 21:33 (nine years ago)
The genius of the onion has always been the ability to spot a cliche before you did
― blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2016 21:34 (nine years ago)
they're really going to miss joe biden, three nibs in one day!
http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-chokes-while-describing-hardworking-american-53364
http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-regales-dnc-story-80s-girl-band-vixen-breaki-53366
http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-busted-dnc-parking-lot-selling-bootleg-im-he-53360
if you've never done so, i highly recommend reading every article in the onion's joe biden tag.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 July 2016 12:14 (nine years ago)
I will miss Diamond Joe
― circa1916, Thursday, 28 July 2016 14:25 (nine years ago)
me too, i fucking love all those pieces.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 July 2016 14:33 (nine years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/onions-full-coverage-joe-bidens-2016-dnc-speech-53368
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 July 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)
yeah i just toured through a few, they're so frikkin funny
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 28 July 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/37-year-old-makes-absolutely-heartbreaking-last-di-53535
me
― 龜, Thursday, 25 August 2016 11:30 (nine years ago)
Lol yes
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:05 (nine years ago)
ha so many of my students like 21 pilots and play it in my room at club meetings and im like *waiting for an opportunity to play beyonce again*
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 26 August 2016 02:54 (nine years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/case-mr-kerry-give-me-case-demands-malaysian-ambas-53916
pretty sure whoever does the photoshop work at the onion has the most fun job in america
― iatee, Monday, 12 September 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)