why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

If it was too little too late, wouldn't he be looking up from Hell?

feel like this belongs in here

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO3prd0UYAEsLi6.jpg:large

Somebody print this out and put it on that car - http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonarddelaney/the-minions-in-me#.runKlJmEl

boobies

I feel 99.9% certain that Christopher Hitchens didn't have some kind of deathbed conversion... I especially doubt he would say "I was only showing off with that atheism rubbish."
He didn't really ask for God's forgiveness when he was dying, did he? I'm not even an atheist but if he did that, my esteem in the man would be greatly lowered.

he didn't

only Jesus knows for sure!

"Dear Yahweh, I'd like to construct
An apology for my conduct
I once called you a fiction
But with newfound conviction...
You know what? Forget it, get fucked"

AXED
NOUGH
LREADY

disturbing trend of this stuff spreading into the real world

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3233964/Londoner-leaves-feel-good-notes-trains-make-miserable-commuters-smile-telling-try-love-dogs-love-walkies.html

Enjoying the comment left by JonnyBigToe on the above:

these notes are neither funny or helpful in anyway

"you are free to get off at whatever stop you want" placed on the story about thousands of migrants attempting to cross in Hungary is an attempt at satire, surely?

I got sacked from my job yesterday, think I might have started punching people if i'd seen one of these during my train ride home

Andy Leek, 29

These look like the work of a 13-year-old, at most.

I got sacked from my job yesterday, think I might have started punching people if i'd seen one of these during my train ride home

― soref, Tuesday, September 15, 2015 1:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sorry. That sucks. Also yes, these are horrible and you would have been completely justified.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10430449_957343894312347_7603533301832637041_n.jpg?oh=c5636ede9f599d3fc1d7d8bc4946e973&oe=569E7BD1

IimolwICihCjm

This has to be the CIA transmitting codes through these things right?

would bet a few quid on that having been a Bernard Manning or Chubby Brown joke at some point during its lifetime

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10420118_1540880746174964_7719637751009182977_n.jpg?oh=3617bc60ab6b21dfb75b4387bea26540&oe=56A0EDCB

plainspoken puffin droppin truth bombs

Naturally that picture was followed by a ton of people debating the ridiculousness of political correctness and how people can't take a good ol' racist joke in the spirit in which it was intended.

would be at least 10% better if it said puffies. who doesn't love a good long-s joke

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12004978_1148025508558476_1045366385731382847_n.jpg?oh=6e5cd6c4018e5de490115466e7b9d308&oe=566FFBCD

One guy I know keeps posting artist things on his LinkedIn and it's kind of endearing because it's not like there's a better use of LinkedIn.

I don't know what's wrong with me but at first glance I read that as INCEST FUCKING

xp feel like that sentiment deserves to be expressed in macro form?

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/10408739_954907064538506_9135917532237489635_n.jpg?oh=3075507ab9f932b3d22950987554a57d&oe=56990A2F

you spit on em both?

amount of artifacts on that thing, must have been going round since the Ford administration

Razor are so great. If you ever want some earlier stuff by them, Malicious Intent has a great, vicious speed metal sound.

― We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ),Saturday, September 19, 2015 4:00 AM (29 minutes ago)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thanks! Will def check out as this is my wheelhouse

Ok wrong thread GODDAMMIT

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/v/t1.0-9/1236933_615330728487899_1695124240_n.jpg?oh=dcd14f85bbd375d1ac25cc75d5941a4a&oe=56619E17

Creepy when you realize The Dog is not referring to a pet

is it supposed to be funny? it seems fucking insane to me!

Half the shit FB laffs at is bonkers

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10347813_871131596237102_1570281095917735781_n.jpg?oh=b61aa638438ff49369e8331a0450c50a&oe=5664A026

I didn't turn out ok, but I also didn't pick my own switch...

dang it, i met all of the conditions except for the very last so i can't re-post and remember the good times

Five.. TV ... Channels?

Damn, we only had three.

Good times, getting beat with a belt.

we totally did this one before and it totally turned into everyone's recounting of how many channels they had when they were a kid

OK, let's discuss being brought up by heehaw.

btw, if we didn't turn out OK, or we died after falling off our bike and getting hit by a belt inthe ditch, are we supposed to "like" it?

the "pledge"

shane mcanally and brandy clark are making a hee haw musical, if anyone cares

anyways, there's this one dude who i don't know but somehow is a facebook friend and i never got around to unfriending and i check the site fairly rarely so it's not a big deal one way or another but the only thing i have ever seen him post (and he apparently posts it daily) is an 8am message that reads "good morning, coffee is done!"

Cartoons were on 5 channel TV weekday afternoons, better ones usually than the Hanna-Barbaric; nobody called phones "rotary" phones; and only lame kids said the Pledge reverently without ever changing the words (United Snakes of a Merry Cow). Oh, and should have included: "finding old Playboys" "jokes about Nixon" and "fearing serial killers." Repost if you remember anything.

!!..

looking fwd to a uk repurposed one of these "Share if you watched grange hill, had a raleigh bmx bike, read the beano, played with transformers, played conkers and fucked a pigs head in a bizarre initiation ceremony and you turned out all right!!.."

Kinda disturbing how many of these "back in MY day" posts refer to parents beating their kids as "the good old days."