why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

this is a bonus yet valid reason why i hate astrology

tbf i'm Sagi and i've never killed anybody with a hammer so this could be accurate

oh it's a golf club never mind

Aha! A Virgo. You're argumentative.

Me and all the other people born in the period from late April to mid may have so much in common, it's really weird

lol @ casino

on closer examination they hadn't just been playing golf and that probably isn't a putter, it's kermit as ryan gosling in drive

now i'm super confused

i'm less confused but more disappointed, preferred some weirdo going in on 'don't ever try to play the back nine w/ a virgo son!'

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11988753_421007178092874_6926802536226818241_n.png?oh=e7ac350a4ce241b4d5d319459019e311&oe=56A4BF4E

"pathetic - and too little, too late"
lol who is supposed to have made this comment? God?

I love the idea of too little, too late, cos it suggests that God is a scenester that only rewards you if you were into him from the very beginning and not a late convert.

like if I've been wrong all these years and show up and Jesus is talking shit to me before he pulls the lever about how I didn't believe in him, I'll be like "bitch, I see you now, ain't that good enough?"

if i've learned anything at all from jack chick tracts it's that last-minute deathbed conversions after a misspent asshole life are the best kind of conversions.

that hitchens "PATHETIC" one made me think of this

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/d4/fe/dfd4fee8b212c100e10efb6efe77159a.jpg

If it was too little too late, wouldn't he be looking up from Hell?

feel like this belongs in here

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO3prd0UYAEsLi6.jpg:large

Somebody print this out and put it on that car - http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonarddelaney/the-minions-in-me#.runKlJmEl

boobies

I feel 99.9% certain that Christopher Hitchens didn't have some kind of deathbed conversion... I especially doubt he would say "I was only showing off with that atheism rubbish."
He didn't really ask for God's forgiveness when he was dying, did he? I'm not even an atheist but if he did that, my esteem in the man would be greatly lowered.

he didn't

only Jesus knows for sure!

"Dear Yahweh, I'd like to construct
An apology for my conduct
I once called you a fiction
But with newfound conviction...
You know what? Forget it, get fucked"

AXED
NOUGH
LREADY

disturbing trend of this stuff spreading into the real world

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3233964/Londoner-leaves-feel-good-notes-trains-make-miserable-commuters-smile-telling-try-love-dogs-love-walkies.html

Enjoying the comment left by JonnyBigToe on the above:

these notes are neither funny or helpful in anyway

"you are free to get off at whatever stop you want" placed on the story about thousands of migrants attempting to cross in Hungary is an attempt at satire, surely?

I got sacked from my job yesterday, think I might have started punching people if i'd seen one of these during my train ride home

Andy Leek, 29

These look like the work of a 13-year-old, at most.

I got sacked from my job yesterday, think I might have started punching people if i'd seen one of these during my train ride home

― soref, Tuesday, September 15, 2015 1:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sorry. That sucks. Also yes, these are horrible and you would have been completely justified.

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IimolwICihCjm

This has to be the CIA transmitting codes through these things right?

would bet a few quid on that having been a Bernard Manning or Chubby Brown joke at some point during its lifetime

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10420118_1540880746174964_7719637751009182977_n.jpg?oh=3617bc60ab6b21dfb75b4387bea26540&oe=56A0EDCB

plainspoken puffin droppin truth bombs

Naturally that picture was followed by a ton of people debating the ridiculousness of political correctness and how people can't take a good ol' racist joke in the spirit in which it was intended.

would be at least 10% better if it said puffies. who doesn't love a good long-s joke

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12004978_1148025508558476_1045366385731382847_n.jpg?oh=6e5cd6c4018e5de490115466e7b9d308&oe=566FFBCD

One guy I know keeps posting artist things on his LinkedIn and it's kind of endearing because it's not like there's a better use of LinkedIn.

I don't know what's wrong with me but at first glance I read that as INCEST FUCKING

xp feel like that sentiment deserves to be expressed in macro form?

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/10408739_954907064538506_9135917532237489635_n.jpg?oh=3075507ab9f932b3d22950987554a57d&oe=56990A2F

you spit on em both?

amount of artifacts on that thing, must have been going round since the Ford administration

Razor are so great. If you ever want some earlier stuff by them, Malicious Intent has a great, vicious speed metal sound.

― We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ),Saturday, September 19, 2015 4:00 AM (29 minutes ago)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thanks! Will def check out as this is my wheelhouse

Ok wrong thread GODDAMMIT

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Creepy when you realize The Dog is not referring to a pet

is it supposed to be funny? it seems fucking insane to me!

Half the shit FB laffs at is bonkers

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10347813_871131596237102_1570281095917735781_n.jpg?oh=b61aa638438ff49369e8331a0450c50a&oe=5664A026