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xxp

it's a streaming service, so i would think not

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

does anyone live somewhere that has Sony's TV streaming service? curious how well it works, sounds pretty cool

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)

DJP, obviously you need an Apple TV so you can play your iOS version of Marvel Puzzle Quest on a big screen

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:48 (ten years ago)

ackbar.jpeg

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:49 (ten years ago)

kind of blows my mind that in my lifetime we've gone from photography requiring a fair amount of knowledge and gear to get a good picture to everyone having a high resolution digital camera on them all the time that has all kinds of image analysis built in

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)

huh, apple trying to remake gifs

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:54 (ten years ago)

I would like to think that if my grandmother was still alive she'd still figure out how to get her finger over part of the lens in 3/4 of pictures

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:54 (ten years ago)

good filter name. the grandma filter for the nostalgic

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)

"the only thing that's changed is that you can press harder and it does something different" didn't have the right ring apparently

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)

tbh that feature works really well on my newer laptop, it's just that the OS does very little with it

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:02 (ten years ago)

it's basically force touch, the same crap the macbook pro has. i disabled it

xp

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:04 (ten years ago)

lol how do you know the diff between it being enabled and disabled? I don't think you can completely disable it, as the trackpad does not at all click now. so if you click at all, you're using force touch

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:05 (ten years ago)

mh oh you most certainly can. i actually really hate that feature

it's all in your trackpad settings i believe.

trust me. it's off!

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:07 (ten years ago)

turn off the laptop completely, then push on the trackpad
then turn it on, and click as normal

you will realize... you have been using force touch

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)

sorry man they made it so you can't not

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)

no, force touch meaning the more dynamic use. not the regular features that mimic a mouse with a left and right button

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)

lol, one republic
this is what happens when you burn out U2

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)

sorry bro

http://cupertinotimes.com/disable-force-touch-trackpad-on-macbook-pro/

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:09 (ten years ago)

xp

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:09 (ten years ago)

oh, so you disabled the deep click part

it's still using the exact same vibration part, just on weaker mode

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)

you just angrily ripped the third button off your mouse

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)

Who the fuck is one republic

calstars, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)

the most middlebrow act they could find

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

maybe imagine dragons were booked

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

iPhone upgrade program sounds promising?

calstars, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

multicolor bands for your uselesss smartwatch, ipad surface maxi, ipencil, amazon itv, iphone force touch and onerepublic
i want none of these things and i spend money on truly useless shit

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

Includes apple care + ?

calstars, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:13 (ten years ago)

mh

i recommend you go a week with it "disabled" (or turned off, like i say) and then compare how different it is

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:13 (ten years ago)

I like the new OS updates I don't have to pay for, they seem chill

also the only mention of OS X revision's release date was in an on-screen sample email, lol

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:13 (ten years ago)

Probably requires handing in your old phone every year though

calstars, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)

I could see iPad Pro as a truly great music production device.

schwantz, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)

yo infinity guy I never really use it anyway, since only safari seems to support it, and I have accidentally "force touched" a sum total of zero times

maybe you just click really hard?

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)

iPad pro seems... really big

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)

wait are you guys serious about OneRepublic

hahahahahahahahaha

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)

:)

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:16 (ten years ago)

yo infinity guy I never really use it anyway, since only safari seems to support it, and I have accidentally "force touched" a sum total of zero times

maybe you just click really hard?

― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, September 9, 2015 8:14 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think you've missed the many things you can do with it, bro

like all great things, it depends how you finger it

you'll get the hang of it

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:17 (ten years ago)

and let it be known that my touch is as gentle as a feather

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:18 (ten years ago)

namaste

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:18 (ten years ago)

the jump the shark factor of onerepublic is so great

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:19 (ten years ago)

http://38.media.tumblr.com/98fe4616b3e92afd449f0aa4943f3ce8/tumblr_inline_n35o09pDQY1r3g1up.jpg

xp

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:20 (ten years ago)

onerepublic sucks, yeah, except that one tune counting stars, because it brings back mems

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:22 (ten years ago)

everything that kills you makes you feel alive, is i think what you meant to say

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:26 (ten years ago)

i feel the love, and i feel it burn

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)

I think what irritates me most about all of these devices is the gradual move over the last couple decades toward a replace-every-few-years model for nearly everything, to the point that I almost feel like a tech subscriber rather than buyer. I also find the rapidity of the tech change itself less tolerable as I age.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)

I wish they'd make a smaller iphone

calstars, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)

iphone 6 OG

calstars, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)

Actually disappointed not to see a new regular iPad in there. First time they won't get a yearly update

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:51 (ten years ago)

they might do a quiet refresh?

the most painstaking, humorless people in the world (lukas), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 21:29 (ten years ago)

the separate environment tvOS is really counterintuitive to me, can anyone suggest why they're doing that

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, September 9, 2015 11:27 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what do you mean? It's a different kind of interaction so they need a different UX. It's all just forks of OS X under the hood.

go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 10 September 2015 00:17 (ten years ago)

The diff "OSes" mostly refer to the different GUIs and availability of special APIs on each. Most of the programming interfaces are shared, it's just a different project target. I'd imagine most games wouldn't take a whole lot of changes outside of controls.

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 10 September 2015 00:24 (ten years ago)


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